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Post 81

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

memories, by a happy turnip.. Only they forget after 3 seconds


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Post 82

U218534


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Post 83

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Dr Anthea and I, breeders of a rare species of pet turnips, fed on whitewash(but not cheap whitewash)see past posts on this threadsmiley - laugh


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Post 84

U218534

We should campaign for a turnip smiley...


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Post 85

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

it will prob' go on a long list, but yeh! there should be more smilys now


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Post 86

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

a very very long list
take it from me

smiley - doctor Anthea (community artist)


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Post 87

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I know 'smileys' must have a copy right, but has anyone thought of square/triangle etc smileys, to get around it?


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Post 88

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - erm actually theres a specified amount of pixels we can use i beleve,
and a maximum file size its all very technical


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Post 89

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I will pass on that then and as its the most foolish room, I'll carry onsmiley - droolsmiley - droolgibbering etcsmiley - droolsmiley - drool


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Post 90

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Prithee nuncle have a napkin to clean thy face


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Post 91

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

me thanks you, but no, it makes the turnips laugh and I've run out of whitewash


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Post 92

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the spirits roam, lost in the sea of limbo, whilst elephants paint their toes yellow, so they can hide upside down in custard.Where fridges wear denim coats, co's their tough! and Gorilla's sit in trees with uzi machine guns...
YES! once again, it is time to ressurect the "most foolish room of all"


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Post 93

U218534

Ooh, good idea smiley - winkeye

Turnip.


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Post 94

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

welcome, I did not start this thread, but it has to come into play now and again, idiosey dictatessmiley - erm


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Post 95

U218534

I did smiley - biggrinsmiley - jester

Because there's nothing like a good flibble on the wargle-nurch.


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Post 96

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

so you did!, I should have known that, but can't let a good thread die off, by being normalsmiley - laugh


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Post 97

U218534

This is distibblistwy, undisuptably, I might even go so far as to say PLAINLY cauliflowered.


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Post 98

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

you wouldn't let it lie down!, you had to go and say "distibblistwy" and now the smiley - devilwill send his army of smiley - cider elves and I hate cidersmiley - runsmiley - runsmiley - runsmiley - dontpanicsmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrink


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Post 99

arrietty42

Harpo's Clown reporting for service to the Guild. This is a joke mes cheres, and should NOT be directly applied to your cat!) That given...

HOW TO BATHE THE CAT

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.


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Post 100

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

excellentsmiley - magicthat will be passed on to my sister, she's down to one catsmiley - sadfacebut I'm laughing at this


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