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Post 821

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Eweropian sheep smiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheep are over come with ewethoria when they win the Eweropian Football smiley - football touramaent.


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Post 822

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

There are four million sheep in India. They all worship Rama.


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Post 823

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I tied 4 smiley - sheep up in knots, it was a smiley - sheepshank smiley - erm


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Post 824

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

When the ewe gave birth, she had her children's birth certificates lambinated.


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Post 825

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

What do you get if a Dodge Ram collides with a Lamborghini?


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Post 826

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Ewephemia smiley - sheep found it very unewesual to have so many ewenicorns next to the Shepherd and her sheepdog.


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Post 827

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-apaIOOoAo

Ewe and I must make a pack, that we bring the mint sauce back smiley - whistle


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Post 828

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

I don't like to see sheep mistreated. That gets my goat.


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Post 829

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

First sheep: What;s your name?

Second sheep: Hiram.

First Sheep: Hi, Ram, yourself. Seriously, what's your name?

Second Sheep: I told you. Hiram.

First Sheep: This isn't getting us anywhere. let's talk about the baseball team that the owls are putting together in the meadow.

Second sheep: I didn't know they were doing that, but I'm interested. Who's on first?


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Post 830

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - sheep goes to the hospital, cut to ribbonssmiley - sadface

medic asks what happened to you ?

I was lamblasted smiley - erm


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Post 831

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

What flavored water is popular with sheep?

O. Vine


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Post 832

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In Wooler, the sheep were experts in woolly thinking. The would flock together, staring at the shepherd and the Old English sheepdog both wearing flocked smocks.smiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheep


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Post 833

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Nursery rhyme: smiley - winkeyeand smiley - whistle

Mary had a little smiley - sheep
she took it to bed to sleep
the smiley - sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb smiley - erm


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Post 834

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Motto for a shepherd:

Where there's a wool there's a way


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