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Post 961

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

After a hard day at work etcsmiley - sadface

A good full nights smiley - sheep helps recharge the bodies batteries etc..

OK! So smiley - groansmiley - tongueout


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Post 962

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.


Then you can use those batteries for powering a battering ram.


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Post 963

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Assault *and* battery spells problems smiley - erm


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Post 964

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheepsmiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheepsmiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheepsmiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheepsmiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheep

HA! So your still trying to pull the wool over my eyes eh! ?


Yah can't fool me! The vet thinks I've got "mad cow disease" ?
But! I know they're ducks!!!!!


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Post 965

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

That vet is obviously a quack


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Post 966

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.


Just came across a sign telling me to watch out for Ground nesting birds, ewes and lambs.

Didn't know sheep built nests. Didn't see any either.


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Post 967

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

How many smiley - sheep does it take to change a lightbulb ?

EWE'll work it out easilysmiley - biggrin

NONE!!! smiley - sheep don't know what electricity is smiley - doh never mind what's a lightbulb smiley - doh


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Post 968

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Lamb: - I can hardly wait for xmas, Dad!

Ram: - Bah, humbug!


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Post 969

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Some smiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheep rented a canal boat, some lost their temper smiley - sadfacebecause of all the "baa-locks" they had to pass through..

I'm not going to get "yiked" smiley - whistlesmiley - laughby explaining baalocks smiley - biggrinsmiley - biggrin


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Post 970

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - musicalnote
Baa Baa Baa she ran smiley - winkeye wasn't a sheep named Barbara smiley - tongueout
and she didn't run, she walked smiley - nahnah


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Post 971

Reality Manipulator

There was a lot of ewephoria when the Scottish sheep travelled to the Ewekon river in British Columbia for the Highland games.


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Post 972

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

After a busy day, the ewe's favourite film is Silence of the lambs


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Post 973

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

a Ram called Frankenstein created a smiley - sheep and sang:-

<musicalnote) Ewe'll were made for mesmiley - smiley

(you were made for me - Freddie and the dreamers)smiley - winkeye


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Post 974

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Ewe'll never walk alone


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Post 975

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

A smiley - sheep went to the opticians and said - ewe and eye..

(A song the group Yes!)


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Post 976

Reality Manipulator

The sheep smiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheep in Ashington have a wash in the Sheepwash bank in the Wansbeck river.


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Post 977

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Where do smiley - sheepsmiley - sheepsmiley - sheepsmiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheepsmiley - sheepsmiley - sheepsmiley - sheep prefer to have holiday?

The Ba-a-a-ha-a-a-ma-a-as


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Post 978

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Brilliant! Piercesmiley - smiley

A smiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheep group have opened a new financial institute!

Ewe'll get better deals banking with us!!!!


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