A Conversation for Walthamstow, London, UK

leytonstone

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oishi

Reasons why Leytonstone shits on Walthamstow:

1. We spawned Alfred Hitchcock (in the Jet garage opposite my house). There's a hotel named after him which has an okayish bar.

2. There's a Thai cafe with one of those nests made by birds that weave baskets with holes in them to live in. This has been liberally populated with small gorillas by the friendly and random owners.

3. The old people are more mad and starey, and we have better mad drunks.

4. It has many great lakes where boatfuls of Hissidic (I think thats the word) Jews vigorously row around, singing loudly in Hebrew.

I rest my case.


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