h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He should Never have asked that rat-ant the time of day!

Hi, Witty, Cheezdanish!

Hi right back atcha, OX!

*demurely sips espresso, gets a blob of whipped cream on her nose*

I really dislike Survivor. I think it's boring. But hey, I also like Jack of all Trades, so who'm I to judge?

Poor old Affy.
Well, then again, in my experience, you should never ask someone the time of day whilst brandishing an unsheathed sword at them...

Why not? Best way to get someone to tell the truth is to brandish an unsheathed sword...

Well, the network-televised Survivor may be boring. But they don't have enormous forest-charring explosions, machete-wielding maniacs, butter-knife-fencing competitions or Hinduist oxen on the network version, now, do they?
*grins*

*grins back*

True. Sounds much better.

*demurely wipes whipped cream off her nose*

Armed with sitar!

*dives under couch*

Who? Who's armed with a sitar???

Sorry! How about a soothing raga or two, Ravi Shankar style?

*Comes back up, muttering something about "safety provisions", and sits down. For the first time, really hearing what other people are saying*

What's this about Survivor? Is there going to be an h2g2 Survivor show that I didn't know about because of the backlog I didn't read?

*peering from around the couch*

This is what I get for drinking espresso X3.

*grins sheepishly and sits back down*

Soothing whatever is fine by me.

As for Survivor H2G2, I don't know what the URL is, but I think ox does. I may just put in an application.

Hee hee. I'd be the only Survivor to be standed on the island Monday thru Friday 9 to 5.

See what you miss when you go tearing after rat-ants?

And speaking of unsheathed swords, did any of you notice todays batch of approved guide entries?

*was just getting a chamomile tea (tepid) from the llEM, and slides one down the counter to Cheezdanish*

You watch yourself with that sitar, ox. MK's likely to take it away from you. Has it sharp edges?

There is one, Affy, yes. Heh. You'd definitely be an interesting candidate...

*giggles, looking sidelong at Witty*

Do you want the URL, O Mighty Rat-ant Warrior? You'll have to...ah...sheath your sword first...

*picks up chamomile tea with shaking hands*

Yow. Adrenaline. Ok.

*sips tea and contemplates her navel*

*race to post URL first*

http//:www.h2g2.com/A398775

Oooops...

I think you mean http://www.h2g2.com/A398775 , right?

Did I win the race?

http://www.h2g2.com/A398775