A Conversation for The Café

Irregular Baker at the Door

Post 321

Roasted Amoeba

But there are many cheeses... How can you be "The" Cheese?


Irregular Baker at the Door

Post 322

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Well, obviously, he stands alone!

Here you go, Greebo, on me O

~Irving


Irregular Baker at the Door

Post 323

Roasted Amoeba

Would you like that doughnut warmed up, Greebo? smiley - smiley


Irregular Baker at the Door

Post 324

GreeboTCat

~Greebo wiggles excitedly in her seat~... Oh it's doughnut time... yahoooooooo... yes please my Cooked One Cell Friend... a warm doughnut would suit me just fine... ~cheesy grin~... Thankyou Mr. Washington you are most kind... ~happy purr~


Irregular Baker at the Door

Post 325

Roasted Amoeba

*warms up the doughnut to the perfect temperature, just like his Tibetan teachers taught him*

Here you go, my "Talking Dougnut-Eating Poetry-Writing Deep-Thinking Milk-Drinking Machine on H2G2 who is called Greebo and we often see her in several forums, and she knows Gimme Chocolate Now very well, and is very friendly, and really enjoys a good ~grin~ especially at the end of forum entries" friend... smiley - smiley


Irregular Baker at the Door

Post 326

Gwennie

Can I please be the customer who sits quietly in the corner and watches everyone else whilst munching coffee soaked biscuits?


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 327

Beeblefish

*Beeblefish lugs a bean bag cushion and puts it in the corner, and then promply leaves*


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 328

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Marv pushes table with the legs cut off towards the bean bag chair. Every one should have a table handy I always say.


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 329

GreeboTCat

Golly gosh, gee whizz... The Cooked One Cell One knows my real name... does that mean he has power over me? oppsss... ~nearly forgot~... ~grin~...


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 330

Gwennie

Thanks, that's really comfortable. Are there any books around? Just so I look occupied, you understand. Nice place by the way.


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 331

Zaphod


[just then, the door swings open, in comes a stranger to the Aroma Cafe, followed by a chill wind. The doorbell chimes brightly as the door is once again closed to the outside world]

"Hi, I've had a long day" says Z " can I have a macchiata, a mineral water and a coupla those chocolate fingers please"

[spies brightly shining and obviously well-tipped Toaster behind the counter]

"Make that a coupla rounds of Roast's Raisin Toast please - extra hot & buttery"

"Is that your waitress swimming semi-naked in the fountain out the front" he asks " and, by the way your six-foot illuminated neon sign out the front says 'closed' - you may want to change it to 'open', it may attract more customers"

[motions toward the corner of the cafe]

"OK to sit over there near the fire?" he asks.


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 332

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Wow! Now we've got a beanbag chair -AND- a fireplace! Sure, Zaphod, have a seat near the fire. I'm afraid that on the front page the sign will neaver read "Open" as it always seems to go by the article's original name, not the current one smiley - sadface. But my homepage says open, I swear smiley - smiley

What my waitress does while on break is none of my buisness, so I'll stay out of of it... smiley - smiley

Did you still want that machiato? smiley - coffee

~Irving


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 333

Cupid Stunt

His greatness King Irving Washington, Lord of the heavens, Charioteer of the chariot of the sun, Steersman of the barque of the sun, Guardian of the secret knowledge, Lord of the horizon, Keeper of the way, The flail of mercy, the high born one, the never-dying king, Is humbly asked for a plate of Spam.


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 334

Roasted Amoeba

RA's Raisin Toast Special coming up... extra hot & buttery smiley - smiley


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 335

Cupid Stunt

Well, a plate of Spam is great! But, why do we need the butter?


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 336

Roasted Amoeba

Because a customer asked for it smiley - smiley

Zaphod, I think it was.


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 337

kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict)

*last of last weeks special spam's is coming up for Cupid* smiley - winkeye

ahem, boss, one could read that last statement of yours that you try to stay out of Helena while she's on break .... smiley - winkeye
[sorry to say that I seem to have lost my sense of proprietary behaviour semi-permanently, fits of silliness are still going on... smiley - winkeye]


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 338

LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-©

Hum... I am feeling a tad frumpy. Nobody would happen to be capable of providing me with a simple cup of jo to perk my perculator, would they? Hmmm? Shaa?


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 339

kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict)

*prepares perfect anti-frump cuppa*
here you go, hope that helps....
smiley - winkeye


Baked Regulator on the Floor

Post 340

LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-©

Thanks mucho for the cuppa! I'm feeling mucho jo. Gracias. Guess what? I went to drinka Coka that was on the kitchen counter... & there were ants in it. I drank ants. Ew. I needed de-frumpization. It was great. I'm going to go stomp the black buggers now.


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