A Conversation for The Café
Baker Street Irregular on the Floor
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 10, 1999
I wasn't asking you to resign, Bulebottle! You said that you would resign if someone else was fired. So I wondered if I should fire you if someone else resigned. It just seemed to make a nice little bookend to you proposal. 
~Irving
Baker Street Irregular on the Floor
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 10, 1999
We're on Peta's Picks! Hey everyone, have a coffee on me (no, no I mean a free coffee, not AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!)
~Irving
Baker Street Irregular on the Floor
marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 10, 1999
So umm boss, When do we get paid around here?
Baker Street Irregular at the Door
AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Dec 10, 1999
i'm not mercenary - I bake for free!
Baker Street Irregular at the Door
marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 10, 1999
I am a latin spewing philosophical waiter. I am mercenary. But I would settle for an open tab for when I am off of work.
Baker Street Irregular at the Door
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 10, 1999
Done Open tab for all staff.
~Irving
Baker Street Irregular at the Door
Mrs V Posted Dec 10, 1999
Running past on her way out the door, bye laaaadddsss
Hxx
Baker Street Irregular at the Door
Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 10, 1999
What about regulars? do we get tabs too?
Baker Street Irregular at the Door
AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Dec 10, 1999
and do i get one in return for the cakes? a kind of product exchange?
Irregular Baker at the Door
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 10, 1999
Alright, how about this: Open tab for employees. Free coffee for Mad Hatter while she's delivering Cakes. Regulars can pay me in compliments
~Irving
Irregular Baker at the Door
Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 10, 1999
Oh mighty sovereign of the coffee house, chaterlain of the filter, emperor of the sink, keeper of the way, his high and mighty highness, heir to the holy throne of aroma...can i have a coffee on the house?
Irregular Baker at the Door
AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Dec 10, 1999
I only have one problem with that.
Can I change the free coffee for tea or hot chocolate, as I don't actually like coffee (sorry)
Irregular Baker at the Door
Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 10, 1999
His greatness King Irving Washington, Lord of the heavens, Charioteer of the chariot of the sun, Steersman of the barque of the sun, Guardian of the secret knowledge, Lord of the horizon, Keeper of the way, The flail of mercy, the high born one, the never-dying king, Is humbly asked for a cuppa.
Irregular Baker at the Door
marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 10, 1999
So the waiter will bring it to Cupid. c(_) is the cup not empty or is it full?
Irregular Baker at the Door
kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) Posted Dec 10, 1999
wow. now I know why I cook your spam 
.
Irregular Baker at the Door
The Cheese Posted Dec 10, 1999
I'd like to be the cashier. I'll work for free and I'll collect all the complements needed to pay the bills.
Irregular Baker at the Door
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 10, 1999
And a tea for the Hatter 
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By the way, I'm not technically a diety... Though I'm in three cults, so if you're looking for one I can set you up. Marv, for instance does a good buisness with holy brownies
~Irving
Irregular Baker at the Door
The Cheese Posted Dec 10, 1999
Oops, I missed the thing that says, "Not Hiring." 
Well, could I then become an official regular, with the description, "He is the Cheese"
Irregular Baker at the Door
GreeboTCat Posted Dec 10, 1999
Ohhhhhhh... me is a regular... ~happy grin~... me not been this excited since... er... we... actually the last time me got excited...
Thanks ever so...
~settles further down on seat... grin very much in evidence...waiting for the first offer to buy me a doughnut~
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Baker Street Irregular on the Floor
- 301: Mrs V (Dec 10, 1999)
- 302: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 10, 1999)
- 303: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 10, 1999)
- 304: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Dec 10, 1999)
- 305: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Dec 10, 1999)
- 306: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Dec 10, 1999)
- 307: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 10, 1999)
- 308: Mrs V (Dec 10, 1999)
- 309: Cupid Stunt (Dec 10, 1999)
- 310: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Dec 10, 1999)
- 311: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 10, 1999)
- 312: Cupid Stunt (Dec 10, 1999)
- 313: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Dec 10, 1999)
- 314: Cupid Stunt (Dec 10, 1999)
- 315: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Dec 10, 1999)
- 316: kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 317: The Cheese (Dec 10, 1999)
- 318: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 10, 1999)
- 319: The Cheese (Dec 10, 1999)
- 320: GreeboTCat (Dec 10, 1999)
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