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*Quickly grabs a shake, downs it and stops shaking.*

Marv! Was that...did I just see...Crepuscular Brownie!?! In a choir gown? With his mould combed?

*quietly trying all the different brownies*

'Licious, all of them!

GL, I think that you are right. What did you lot do to that Brownie in the CLI?

*checks for fallen brownies*

if i know GL and affy, (which i do ) you probably don't want to know, marv.

*drops a sizeable chunk of brownie by Amy*

Well, if you remember, during the election there were some suspicions about ilicit substances in the brownies. A bunch of brownies were sent to CLI for testing. Affy and I tested them and cleared them all, but we forgot about one in the fridge. Some time later, through some unknown process, that neglected brownie became Crepuscular Brownie. He left the fridge and came to the church and started begging on the front steps. That was the last I saw of him.

Until today. And the change in him is amazing! It looks like he has stopped oozing, his mould is combed and there was no foul odor when he was in the room.

*while walking around dispensing Caramel Brownie shakes*

*stops .... looks up ..... cocks head to the side*

I have seen a vision!!!!!

*goes over to the blender and starts frantically writing and gathering ingredients*

I believe this is what it was looking for

Courtesy

*enters humbly*

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Can I be worshiper of the chocolate brownie. With extra chocolate. Or some thing like that?

/* Watches Courtesy with interest while polishing the Grail. */

*smiles at Caer* smiles at Courtesy hoping that some of the new brownies fall too*

*watches courtesy as well, trying to control herself*

*thinks: i must bake brownies IRL!*

Perhaps Courtesy has been inspired to make the ULTIMATE brownie - the one which no-one can resist?

shazz

*interestedly making mental notes of the procedures while helping herself to a shake*

*Thinks: "the one which no one can resist"...that's ANY brownie for me. Thinks of Crepuscular Brownie. Well, ALMOST any brownie.*

*Gets caught in a dither looking at all the brownies and shakes and stuff, can't decide which one to go for first. Gaagh!*

It has to be a and hazelnut brownie for me! To start with anyway.

*fanfare of trumpets*

*spins around with a concoction*

It's been given to me ...... the ultimate brownie shake .......

*produces a shake made from pure Brownie extract, a touch of vanilla, pure caramel and hot fudge, and that little something extra that we call ingredient x*

*starts handing around said concoction, and puts a little cup of the cocoction on the ground for Amy*

Courtesy

*accepts the shake from Courtesy and takes a sip on the straw*


Ohhh, heavenly. You've really done it, sir. Very well done! What is the secret ingredient, if I may be so bold as to ask?

I'm not really sure, I was in a bit of a trance and the next thing I know, I have this bottle marked "Ingredient X - VERY powerful, only use a drop per batch.

I believe it was inspired by a Brownie vision.



Courtesy