h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well depending on who else is going I might be forceably snatched away from prior engagements, you know, garden partys, tea in teh palace of Westminster, opening cermemaative plaques all those kind of duty's that one normally partakes in

Oh. I was hoping you wouldn't notice: you'll only lower the tone.

Go on then, if you can tear yourself away from the opening of the envelope.

Watch it you young whipper snapper, I'm the bluddy king you know!

What does that make me?


Oh, hang on, don't answer that...

oh I htink you kno, you really do and on that note I think I ought to go to bed... Good night queeny

G'night you lover of the special omelette.

That really really really doens't deserve a reply right I think I'm going to bed... I@m tired... sleepy... and its pretty quiet on here cept for us two night

Hmm. It's a bit off the beaten track, not sure if there's anywhere I can stay down that far away from London...

Oh wait! A ditch, you say? Perfect!

Put me down for 1.

RF

One good turn deserves another RF

- I've offered bed and board to Roy and 2 Legs, BUT they haven't said yay or nay yet

(actually I offered them a reasenably clean flooor and a selection of chees)

-so I'd get in quick whilst there's still a spare bit of comfortable sleeping aperatus going begging. The flat's a tad disorganised, but it's clean, burglar proof and you or any of the others would be more than welcome to stay over.

Don't know how I missed your posting or I'd have offered earlier!

I think it'll probably be a yeh to the floorspace from me if that's still cool. Can't speak for 2legs though. Could just leave him at the Winter Gardens as some sort of random fixture - the place could do with a bit of random fixtureing.

Yeh... probably would need somewhere to kip thing at some point think thing fish me thinky thong think so probably.... yeh.... good moave.

Erm...remind me what's happening here again? What day/night/extended leave of absence is this debauchery going to cover?

Yes, I think I'd like to take the bed, thanks, Evadne...the alternatives don't really bear thinking about!

RF

right, you take the bed, I'll take the TV VCR and hi fi yeh... what when where how who why?

Right -oh... the situation is as follows:

I have Unlimited floor space, I large setee that's comfortable enough to get a good night's kip on, one comfortable bed, one put you up jobbie, (which I'm having!) and two sons who are pocessive about lending out their rooms.


All are welcome - I've probably enough bedding for up to 5 guests, and any dietry requirements will be at least considered.

Please feel free to provide your own JD tho

The whos, wheres, whens and general sort of itinary would be rather handy, now I come to think of it. And the date again. That would be handy, as well

Well looking at the page thinggy, it seems to be on the 6th and 7th April which is probably a Friday and a Saturday

Yes, it's Good Friday and "My Second Day On The Cross" day. Not sure why this day doesn't seem to have any other title...thoughts, anyone? I mean...Good Friday, Easter Sunday, Easter Monday ...but the day in between seems to be just an ordinary day.

Not that I'm a fool lunatic moron who belives in any of this mythology, you understand.



RF

Sloshed Saturday?

Er....

Does this mean I'm housing you lot from Thursday evening thru till.. sobriety Tuesday or whenever the beer runs out?

What have I let myself in for?

I think it's just the Friday (or Thursday if we want to do it properly) to the Saturday.

I think I'll just be heading down on Friday pm to meet up with fellow debauchers on that day, so it's only the Friday night for which I require asylum...I mean, a bed for the night!

RF