h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You say graciously, but how can you tell? You've been at the booze all night, while I've been getting rid of my nails...

*swipes magnum of champagne*

I'll have this one, I think.

Necr

Ah, champagne in the morning. I wonder if Menza has any OJ round here.

*BS disappears behind bar and comes up with a carton of fresh OJ*

Right, a little OJ, a lot of champagne, the perfect bucks fizz .

Why bother putting perfectly good OJ into perfectly alchoholic champagne? What a waste. Save the OJ for getting rid of hangovers.

Actually, that works. Drink a pint of OJ either before you go to sleep or when you wake up- along with eating a banana, and it re-hydrates you, as well as replacing all the vitamins and minerals you lost the night before. Potassium, calcium, Vit. C and D. Everything you need to bash that hangover!

Necr

Good morning everybody! I'll have a quick when no-one's looking

morning?
it's early evening where I am.... but then I might be in a different universe...

Qpop

I'll have some Champagne while everyone else is 'Making Your Mind Up'

Please, no cheesy lyrics!

Please, everyone, take a look at this article: http://www.h2g2.com/A340336.

I want to know what you think of it.

Necr

*BS enters after a quick glance at Necro's article*

Looks good to me Necro . Time for that lunchtime .

Ditto, but then I'm not big on Portishead in the first place.

to go with that Y of champagne DD?

Black velvet it is then.

Never understood the attraction of a Black Velvet. I can't imagine champagne and Guinness going too well together.

Necr

Well I'm happy.

*DD drinks g|Y|*

There you go Menza some new glassware for you.

Nice one DD . BTW, isn't it time you changed your nickname?

Ingenious!

How's about a couple of Steiners?

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Yep. And done.

Drinks on me, I have an approved entry

(but have to be going, those wretched e**** keep getting in the way of h2g2 time )

W*** calling me away. CU L8R.

Just read it, conmgratulations, it's a good entry

Cheers, DE!

Those steiners just aren't working. Let's try again...

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