h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bye!
Time to pour everyone a etc.
*Gives everyone another round.*

Cheers, Bluebottle!

*Pushing two pints towards BS*
Heh. Thought you'd be back

*Belatedly collecting his beer.*

You know me, can't keep away

*DD downs the that someone surely somewhere had poured for him. *

I think your was probably the etc. in Bluebottle's last post .

Hmm... The real-life Guinness just ain't the same over here in Boston. (Or maybe it's just my hotel's bar.) Any chance of a virtual ?

*kitty enjoys the \___/ and lies down to sleep*

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Kitty appears to be drinking in widescreen!

*pours *

Kitty drinks large bowls of milk.

*slurp*

Mmm... Unusually creamy head for a pint of Guinness.

Ah. Er... Sorry, Kitty. Have a

I usually takes more than one to feed Kitty. I'l go and see if teh chef can spare a cake.

And I'll see if I can stay online long enough to drink my .
H2G2 is really going downhill at the moment.

did I hear my name being called?

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*dreams of cake and milk and fish*

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*puts a \___________/ by Kitty for when he awakes*

Ai Charumba, I just look at the stats page. I think there have been about 1000 new researchers sign up today, did DNA go on TV of something?

Stats page? *goes to have a look for this one himself*

Um, how should I put this. I think you have to be a Sub or an Ace to get access to it. Its not that interesting, it has the total number of researchers regestered. A top ten list of the most frequent posters of the last 24 hours. The top 10 longest posts of the last 24 hours and the top ten most wordy Researchers of the last 24 hours.

And with that I must go

*pours *

Good night.

It's on 41609 users so far - what was it on this morning?
And only 554 entries for you subbies to handle.
Can I have a ?

*BS wanders in muttering darkly about how this used to be a nice quiet place for a chat and a lunchtime and how you didn't have to wait for ages to get served.*

What am I saying? Now I've finally got in here I can serve myself

*Pours of Grumpfuttocks and goes to sit down and ponder where all these new researchers have come from, and whether he should apply to become an ACE just to get to the stats page. Comes to the conclusion that that would be a very, very sad thing to do .