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I seem to be coming here when no one else is around *sigh* ahh.. the habits of a solitary drinker eh?
I fancy a nice glass of red wine..

yikes, be careful... Kitty is in a bad mood today!

Wahey! A celebratory pint of your finest 'futtocks, please....

sorry, I'm not on the bar staff, I only do soft drinks.

*pours and (_)*

Here you both go.

A and a |_| to toast the first dry evening of the bowling season.

*pours and |_|*

Here you go.

Cheers Menza.

*quietly polishes the glasses in the corner*

*DD moves around the bar to where the barman is to keep him company*

Bit quiet in here. Hope the brewery don't decide to shut us down for lack of trade.

*Places and |_| down on bar and awaits the refills*

*That* was *quite* an experience!
Rummages behind for a corkscrew.
Where's the bartender when you need him eh?

*passes corkscrew then pours and |_|*

Here you both go.

Cheers Menza. Hey Fate what hand have you been dealt down in the cellar then?

Hi DD, hows it going?

Terrible I've just seen a rival pub open. The Forum and Toad, one of those new fangled theme pubs propably doesn't even serve real ale.

The usual please.

(Enters, nips behind bar, pours for DD and of Drumroll for self.)
Don't worry. It'll never catch on if it doesn't serve s of dubious brews with silly names.

And me and BB have already been casting aspersions in the first forum .

Plus I left some flyers around for the good old F&F.

So who's responsible for launching this so-called rival to our beloved F&F?

New kid on the block called Drewpy.

Finally found the pub!

I'll have a Southampton!