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What is Blancmange?

Post 821

Menza

smiley - erm

Waters back, the freezer has just given up. I got up this morning and paddled into the kitchen. My food has defrosted and all I have left is a loaf of bread, even the butter has gone all icky.

smiley - wah


What is Blancmange?

Post 822

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

You keep butter in the freezer? smiley - erm Never mind...
smiley - hugsmiley - smooch
There, there, it'll all be fine...
smiley - cake?
Do you have house insurance, you can claim it back on that plus you can alledge you had 14tonnes of sirloin steak, salmon and caviar in there as they have no way of checking...unless you did in which case I'm inviting myself over for dinner!


What is Blancmange?

Post 823

Bluebottle

With that much steak, I may pop by as well!

<BB<


What is Blancmange?

Post 824

Lochangel

I will definitely pop round. Make sure you claim it was organic Buccleuch though! smiley - winkeye

Was your wine cellar affected?


What is Blancmange?

Post 825

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Hold on I already put in first claim for his steaks! And I've been on a diet for months with no steak whatsoever so I deserve it... then I can get fat again and go on another diet...
*rethinks the steak*
Maybe you just had loads of swedish glace icecream? The mocca choco thing? I've convinced myself it's healthy as it's soya...
*rethinks the icecream*
Frozen peas?


What is Blancmange?

Post 826

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Surely the steak will be off by now, that was three weeks ago! smiley - yuk


What is Blancmange?

Post 827

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

No your supposed to hang it up and let it go browny coloured, have you not seen the irritating Sainsburys advert with the irritating celebrity chef whose name I shan't mention? Their steak tastes better as its left to go mouldy...

Besides, he doesn't actually have the steak, he just has to claim he had the steak and then he'll get given the money and can buy real steak...


What is Blancmange?

Post 828

Lochangel

exactly... and that is when we will descend!


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