A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jan 9, 2000
i'm sure he'll appreciate it
have some ginger biscuits
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MarVin Posted Jan 9, 2000
Calmly walks in through the wall, leaving a total wreckage
Ah, so here you are, sorry about the wall, I think there's a dwarf or something like that somewhere on H2G2 who specializes in repairing those with beerbottles.
I think I'll pass on the |_Þ, and have a (··)...
Walks into the corner, sits down, and plugs himself into the wall socket
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Dancing Ermine Posted Jan 9, 2000
Could I have some ginger biscuits to go with a |_| please
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Gwennie Posted Jan 9, 2000
Hiya peeps! It took some reading to catch up with you all and it was really thirsty work (gasp!).
Any chance of a drinkie, please as I could really be cruel to a pint of cider right now!
Cor! Clock that big 'ole in the wall! Drafty in 'ere init?
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Dancing Ermine Posted Jan 9, 2000
Ahh the advantages of scarves and other winter gear. I'm quite warm.
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MarVin Posted Jan 9, 2000
Starts to silently humm as he reduces his electricity consumage to 42 Kwh Lights come on again
I've been consulting my databases, the dwarf is called BeerDwarf, I've posted an invitation for him on a forum he has recently been visiting about the continuing battle between the almighty spork and the incredible foon.
And yes please, make it a double.
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Menza Posted Jan 9, 2000
*Hand a 
of cider over*
Has anyone got any ideas about how to fix the wall?
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MarVin Posted Jan 9, 2000
Gulps away the gargle blaster, takes a little bottle of antifreeze out of a secret compartment in his left arm and takes a sip of that
I suppose we'll have to wait for beerdwarf to be online, or if you have a stack of empty beerbottles (which is very well possible considering the considerate consumption in here) we could improvise something ourselves.
If you have some peanut-butter we can use that for mortar, anyone else want some antifreeze by the way?
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MarVin Posted Jan 9, 2000
Brilliant
Someone give this man a drink!
Erhm, oh yeah, he's doing the drinks, never mind.
Menza, have a |_Þ on me. ( and a c(_)|_Þ with me )
Nobody interested in the antifreeze, last chance, or i'll put it back...
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I.V. BeerDwarf Posted Jan 9, 2000
*BeerDwarf enters through hole in wall carrying half empty sack of bottles*
Damn this is the busiest time in the year for me, always people making holes in walls!
*starts plugging hole in wall*
Hi all
Anybody got a bottle of famous XXX brand beer from BeerDwarf brewery?
(actually I'm the only one who drinks the stuff, drinking all the profits of the company means I have to make extra cash by plugging holes in walls)
Hello Marv, thanks for making another hole in the wall!
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J'au-æmne Posted Jan 9, 2000
Hi everyone!
Can I have a tia maria & cola please?
BTW, this forum is long enough already... but then again... uni computer... fast!
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Menza Posted Jan 9, 2000
Ive got loads of enpty beer barrels if you find a really big job. And here had a of Grumpfuttocks for your trouble.
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MarVin Posted Jan 9, 2000
Ahh, beerdwarf.
Glad you could make it, it was getting cold in here.
Here, have an ice-beer on me.
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