A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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The Grim Squeaker Posted Nov 2, 1999
*sribbles 'Just seeing how soft it was'*
*waves at Menz@@se and the drinkers before gripping scythe in teeth and scampering away*
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Menza Posted Nov 2, 1999
No, the Fuel was mixed deliberately. And after only a few beers, few were needed after it was mixed.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 2, 1999
*enters, head bowed, dressed entirely in black* Barman? BARMAN!!! A quadruple vodka, a bottle of paracetemol and two minutes' silence for the death of love, if you'd be so kind. *kicks a table over*
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Nov 2, 1999
grandfather clock ticks very very loudly
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 2, 1999
Er... hi! I heard that there might be a late licence here. Or a lock-in, anyway. Is that true?
I hope so, because I've had a terrible day and I want to drink like a .
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 2, 1999
I think there's something wrong with your clock - it's digital.
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Nov 2, 1999
no, it is pendulum operated with appropriate compensations for the oblate spheroid shape of the earth.
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 2, 1999
Mensa**e, the barman, has retired for the night. So help yourself. All you have to do is pull the pumps. It's easy, look
*pulls down the Bud tap, but accidently hits chin with pump, and drops glass, spilling glass and bud all over the floor.*
Erm, well, you get the idea....
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 2, 1999
mI apple gies - it wos mi watch I woz looOooking at.... pErHApS Ive' hAD a lItTLe two mach to RdiNk.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 2, 1999
Can you keep the noise down? Some of us are broken hearted and trying to drink ourselves to death here. *kicks the clock over*
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 2, 1999
That's all right. I think I need a pint of whatever you've been drinking.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 3, 1999
*raises himself to his full height* I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!!!!!!!
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Nov 3, 1999
*grandfather clock crashes over very very loudly
smash as case splits open
boings as springs bounce everywhere
off key tones as chime-bell bounces against clapper and then a dull tone as it cracks
mouse runs down and dies of fright
Mad Hatter runs out of the pub, sobbing*
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 3, 1999
Okay my friend. As we're both regulars I'll get you a drink. Aren't you always in the far corner of the pub, at the other end of the bar to me? I don't think we've talked much.
Wow! I've got my voice back! Time for a ninety percenter, I think...
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 3, 1999
Don't talk to me about bravery or broken hearts. A football team very dear to my heart is now top of the Nationwide League Division Three...
...But only if you hold the league table upside down.
So yes, fire away!!! A pint of drum roll, with a drum roll chaser!!! Line 'em up!!! I want your best cure for sobriety and I want it now!!!
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- 241: The Grim Squeaker (Nov 2, 1999)
- 242: Menza (Nov 2, 1999)
- 243: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 2, 1999)
- 244: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Nov 2, 1999)
- 245: Ormondroyd (Nov 2, 1999)
- 246: Bluebottle (Nov 2, 1999)
- 247: Bluebottle (Nov 2, 1999)
- 248: Ormondroyd (Nov 2, 1999)
- 249: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Nov 2, 1999)
- 250: Bluebottle (Nov 2, 1999)
- 251: Ormondroyd (Nov 2, 1999)
- 252: Bluebottle (Nov 2, 1999)
- 253: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 2, 1999)
- 254: Ormondroyd (Nov 2, 1999)
- 255: Bluebottle (Nov 3, 1999)
- 256: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 3, 1999)
- 257: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Nov 3, 1999)
- 258: Bluebottle (Nov 3, 1999)
- 259: Ormondroyd (Nov 3, 1999)
- 260: Bluebottle (Nov 3, 1999)
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