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Post 61

TowelMaster

I'm working in a coalmine
(he's working in a coalmine)
I'm working in a coalmine
(he's working in a coalmine)
I'm black(he's black)
I'm black(he's......WELL STOP WORKING IN A COALMINE THEN !!!)

smiley - winkeye TM.


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Post 62

Fate Amenable To Change

L is for LOVE, baby
O is for ONLY you that I do
V is for loving VIRTUALLY all that you are
E is for loving almost EVERYTHING that you do
R is for RAPE me
M is for MURDER me
A is for ANSWERING all of my prayers
N is for KNOWING your loverman's going to
be the answer to all of yours

I'll say it again
L is for LOVE, baby
O is for O yes I do
V is for VIRTUE, so I ain't gonna hurt you
E is for EVEN if you want me to
R is for RENDER unto me, baby
M is for that which is MINE
A is for ANY old how, darling
N is for ANY old time


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Post 63

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

The wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikola,
Makes me want to shake hands with the whole of Finland.
But the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard,
Makes me want to go out and commit mass-murder.

I rang Jane Scott for a genuine friend,
But she was otherwise enganged so I looked round the bend.
I saw the wheels of nihilism rolling my way,
And now I live life in the bus lane.

The halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood,
Made me feel secure on the roads in winter.
But the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana,
Makes me want to set fire to comemmorative tea-towels.

I walked across the road with a peach in my hand,
A hammer hit my head and I couldn't understand,
Behind me stood a maniac laughing at me, saying

'I like to watch the adverts'
'I saw it on the adverts'

You fold your grandma's neck and smother her in custard,
As a contribution to your folio,
And the very next morning you take her into college,
And the tutor with the beard and the polio
says,

'Well yeah its got potential and it could well be essential,
But it could be more dramatic if you know what I mean'

Have you tuned in to radio Dada?
Every Friday evening at six in the morning.
Scan the airwaves for radio Dada,
It goes something like this:


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Post 64

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

Sorry, I don't know what it goes like smiley - sadface


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Post 65

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

No, that's it. It's by Half-man-half-biscuit.


On the topic of dodgy lyrics...


Sweat, baby, sweat, baby,
Sex is a Texas drought,
You and me do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about.
So put your hands down my pants,
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts,
Yes I'm Siskal, yes I'm Ebert,
And you're getting two thumbs up.
You've had enough of two-hand-touch,
You want it rough you're out of bounds,
I want you smothered, want you covered,
Like my Waffle-House has-browns.
Coming quicker than Fed-Ex, never reach an apex,
Just like Coca-Cola stocks you are inclined,
To make me rise an hour early just like
Daylight savings time,

Do it to me......
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals,
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Gettin' horny now...
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals,
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Love. The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket,
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt,
Only God knows where we stuck it,
Heiroglyphics? Let me be Pacific,
I want to be down in your South Seas,
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean,
Means small craft advisory.
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide B5,
I sunk your battleship,
Please turn me on I'm Mr. Coffee
with an automatic drip,
So show me yours I'll show you mine,
Tool Time, you'll love it just like Lyle,
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-Files..

Do it to me......
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals,
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Gettin' horny now...
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals,
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel


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Post 66

Robotron, formerly known as Robyn Graves and before that, GreyRose

I thought I'd gotten over Sue for she's died and she has gone
but now it seems she's turned to pranks to make her memory live on
'I still love you so much Tommy' it is a letter wet with tears
and one that I'm still getting though she's been dead for seven years

Don't forget me Tommy and all the times that we have had
I'm so sorry that I left you, but at least you can be glad
that in a way I can be with you although not in human form
so, don't forget me Tommy while you keep that woman warm

It's a problem being loyal to a woman of the grave
while my guilt ridden concience tries making me behave
she never was so jealous not even back when she was here
but I think having died triggered a new fear

Don't forget me Tommy and all the times that we have had
I'm sorry that I left you but at least you can be glad
that in a way I can be with you although it's not in human form
so, don't forget me Tommy while you keep that woman warm


Hi Annette

Post 67

smurfles

oooooooo,just look at your page!!!!!havent been in touch for ages,now i have your e-mail addy,i can keep in touch again!!!!!it looks as though youve found your way round smiley - love,i still havent!!!smiley - sadfacehope youre all okay,chat soon.smiley - lovensmiley - hug salxx


Hi Annette

Post 68

essexstud

hi ya babes did u go on ld was u honeypot on there i used 2 go on there as topspur wots ur a/l plzxxx


Hi Annette

Post 69

Researcher 224352

hiya so where you been hiding? have tried sending you emails but you have changed it smiley - sadface speak soon
malo
smiley - rainbow


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