A Conversation for h2g2 Smileys

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Post 1

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Nephew Who browsing his guide (pocket size lime coloured)
"I have no feeling to browse all other threats, but I must report:
You 'editors' have created a few broken links!
All smileys throughout this GUIDE point to this page for any explaination about the emoticon they stand for.
I do not really mind that you are turning this GUIDE more and pure brittan, but keep this place consistent please."

Traveller in Time smiley - tit on his head
"Where have they left you tit? Somewhere in the very back?, yes we have seen the page before. I am getting a 'Roffle Roll'? "


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Post 2

I'm not really here

The smileys were moved off the main page because the page was geting too big. It took ages to load, and the amount of smileys on it actually made it very difficult to see them individually. It's much nicer this way - the page loads quickly, and you can go to the categories and have a browse around without waiting such a long time for the page to load. And it's less easy to miss that one crucial smiley that you need. smiley - smiley


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Post 3

E G Mel

Erm on the animal page smiley - tit isn't in the line of smilies at the top though it's details are listed below smiley - erm

Mel smiley - hsif


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Post 4

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Gong chiming over the smileys
anouncement voice, little echo
"All smileys have to report at the hospital for treatment.
I repeat All smileys have to report at the hospital < <./>A1342171#regi</.> >"


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Post 5

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Nephew Who wondering if any other smilies are missed in action
"Our current research in finding a functional and widely compatible smiley index page has brought some other bugs to the surface.

Tit < smiley - tit> is not the only smiley missing on the animals page
also bluebutterfly < smiley - bluebutterfly> and orangebutterfly < smiley - orangebutterfly> are absent.
< <./>A2068193#tit</.> >
< <./>A2068157#bluebutterfly</.> >
< <./>A2067815#orangebutterfly</.> >

Cider < smiley - cider> is not available on the drinks page.
< <./>A2068193#cider</.> >

Bigeyes < smiley - bigeyes> in the top row index has a link to the front page!!

And football < smiley - football> has been kicked off the miscellaneous page."
< <./>A2068193#football</.> >

smiley - titsmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - spacesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - spacesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - spacesmiley - musicalnote
Traveller translating:
"He says researchers who does not need the indexing system while they know where to look for these smilies will find them in the explanations down the page.
However it is a failure in the second level of the indexing system. Where the first level is nonsense already!"


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Post 6

SEF

Various smileys didn't have working links before. I don't know if anyone has ever gone through all of them trying to find out. Some might have been broken on the sub-pages since the latest change but I doubt it. The original problem looked like a GuideML/URL usage which had changed when the site moved.

I made my own classification of them all anyway. smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

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Nephew Who knowing all smilies by now < A2070280 >
"


<./>F20473?thread=323647&skip=6&show=4</.>
Smileys: Actions
smiley - applause
smiley - boing
smiley - brr
smiley - cdouble
smiley - cheers
smiley - cry
smiley - cuddle
smiley - drool
smiley - eureka
smiley - flyhi
smiley - footinmouth
smiley - goodluck
smiley - hug
smiley - kiss
smiley - laugh
smiley - nahnah
smiley - ok
smiley - puff
smiley - rofl
smiley - run
smiley - smooch
smiley - somersault
smiley - tickle
smiley - whistle
smiley - yawn
smiley - zzz
Smileys: Actions



Smileys: Animals
smiley - ant
smiley - bat
smiley - blackcat
smiley - blacksheep
smiley - bunny
smiley - bluebutterfly
smiley - orangebutterfly
smiley - cat
smiley - chick
smiley - dog
smiley - dragon
smiley - fish
smiley - hsif
smiley - bluefish
smiley - orangefish
smiley - schooloffish
smiley - mouse
smiley - esuom
smiley - panda
smiley - peacedove
smiley - pony
smiley - shark
smiley - sheep
smiley - spider
smiley - tit
Smileys: Animals




Smileys: The Cosmos
smiley - alienfrown
smiley - aliensmile
smiley - earth
smiley - mars
smiley - martianfrown
smiley - martiansmile
smiley - moon
smiley - fullmoon
smiley - crescentmoon
smiley - planet
smiley - rainbow
smiley - rocket
smiley - star
smiley - ufo
Smileys: The Cosmos



Smileys: Drink
smiley - ale
smiley - bubbly
smiley - cappuccino
smiley - cider
smiley - coffee
smiley - drunk
smiley - empty
smiley - hangover
smiley - milk
smiley - oj
smiley - redwine
smiley - stiffdrink
smiley - stout
smiley - tea
Smileys: Drink




Smileys: Emotions
smiley - bigeyes
smiley - biggrin
smiley - blue
smiley - blush
smiley - brave
smiley - brokenheart
smiley - bruised
smiley - cheerup
smiley - cool
smiley - cross
smiley - doh
smiley - envy
smiley - erm
smiley - evilgrin
smiley - flustered
smiley - groan
smiley - grovel
smiley - grr
smiley - headhurts
smiley - huh
smiley - ill
smiley - injured
smiley - love
smiley - loveblush
smiley - online2long
smiley - sadface
smiley - silly
smiley - sleepy
smiley - smiley
smiley - sorry
smiley - steam
smiley - ta
smiley - tongueout
smiley - wah
smiley - weird
smiley - winkeye
smiley - wow
smiley - yikes
smiley - yuk
smiley - zen
Smileys: Emotions


Smileys: food
smiley - burger
smiley - cake
smiley - cheesecake
smiley - choc
smiley - corncob
smiley - crisps
smiley - cupcake
smiley - donut
smiley - flan
smiley - hotdog
smiley - popcorn
smiley - porkpie
smiley - strawberries
smiley - strawberry
smiley - toffeeapple
smiley - tomato
Smileys: Food



Smileys: Miscellaneous
smiley - 2cents
smiley - bleep
smiley - book
smiley - bus
smiley - disco
smiley - dontpanic
smiley - footprints
smiley - football
smiley - gift
smiley - handbag
smiley - handcuffs
smiley - lighthouse
smiley - mod
smiley - musicalnote
smiley - peacesign
smiley - rose
smiley - space
smiley - spork
smiley - tennisball
smiley - racket1
smiley - racket2
smiley - thepost
smiley - towel
Smileys: Miscellaneous



Smileys: People
smiley - artist
smiley - borg
smiley - chef
smiley - clown
smiley - diva
smiley - doctor
smiley - geek
smiley - jester
smiley - nurse
smiley - pirate
smiley - thief
smiley - scientist
smiley - ski
smiley - surfer
Smileys: People



Smileys: Seasonal
smiley - cracker
smiley - holly
smiley - mistletoe
smiley - pumpkin
smiley - reindeer
smiley - santa
smiley - snowball
smiley - llabwons
smiley - snowman
smiley - xmaspud
smiley - xmastree
Smileys: Seasonal



Smileys: Supernatural
smiley - angel
smiley - cupid
smiley - devil
smiley - elf
smiley - fairy
smiley - ghost
smiley - magic
smiley - monster
smiley - skull
smiley - vampire
smiley - witch
smiley - wizard
smiley - zoom
Smileys: Supernatural

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Post 8

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Traveller in Time smiley - tit on his head
"First of all sorry for the previous posting if it made your system crash."

Nephew Who using his special visors to see through the smilies
"That is really an nonsense remark, Traveller, if some system crashed by previous posting, they will not beable to read this one.

I have not actually tested any of them. The most are broken anyway.
I checked for the links to be present in the status bar (the bottom line in some browsers)
There seem to be no bugs in the links as generated by the parser."


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