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Post 1

Cannon Fodder

I would like to volunteer to field Work related issues, employee rights and problems with co-workers.


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Post 2

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

Well, I can employ you in the business office (employee relations) if you would like. Or, since you are the team doctor, I can give you your own medical office. The choice is yours......


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Post 3

shazzPRME

....and don't forget to send them round to me afterwards for relaxation smiley - winkeye


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Post 4

Cannon Fodder

I would prefer to me in the medical office/cupboard. Many illnesses are down to the stresses of life. And we know someone who could help with a bit of relaxation ....


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Post 5

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

sorry cf, I've been busy lately. keep reminding me and I'll install you in the new med center


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Post 6

Cannon Fodder

Cheers,
Let me know when I have a corner and I will buy a nice plant ( I am sure there is one around here some where ... Boxes, boxes, boxes).
CF


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Post 7

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

already done


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Post 8

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

At last the teams nutter dealer wither throws up his shingle.

Sorry I'm late but I got involved in some heavy gambling at the Betty Ford clinic.


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Post 9

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

No problem........perhaps you can tell me why I keep dreaming I'm being chased by bees?


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Post 10

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Living in the past TV's Frink. Wearing flowers in your hair is so 60s. Avoid San Francisco.

Send enormous check to the usual address smiley - bigeyes


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Post 11

Bluebottle

I think there should be more oak trees in Britain. Why?


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Post 12

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

To encourage dogs to stop using your leg as a toilet


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Post 13

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

TV's Dog, you get back here this instant and leave Bluebottle alone!


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Post 14

Cannon Fodder

Bluebottle
Oak Trees are a sign of a long and healthy life.
Thoughts of oak trees point to a deep seated need to get on professionally.
If you start dressing as an oak tree then you should expect to get urinated on by the team & TV's Dog.
CF


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Post 15

Bluebottle

If I do dress as an oak tree, can I build a tree house?


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Post 16

Cannon Fodder

Sorry - I don't do sex therapy. Not enough experience smiley - winkeye


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Post 17

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Only if you call it Uncle Albert's World Famous Tree-hut


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Post 18

Bluebottle

Why that in particular name?


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Post 19

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

it was my suggested name in the competition that was won by the name "Frink's Drinks"


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Post 20

Bluebottle

Oak-ay, well, I'll keep that in mind!


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