h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would like to volunteer to field Work related issues, employee rights and problems with co-workers.

Well, I can employ you in the business office (employee relations) if you would like. Or, since you are the team doctor, I can give you your own medical office. The choice is yours......

....and don't forget to send them round to me afterwards for relaxation

I would prefer to me in the medical office/cupboard. Many illnesses are down to the stresses of life. And we know someone who could help with a bit of relaxation ....

sorry cf, I've been busy lately. keep reminding me and I'll install you in the new med center

Cheers,
Let me know when I have a corner and I will buy a nice plant ( I am sure there is one around here some where ... Boxes, boxes, boxes).
CF

already done

At last the teams nutter dealer wither throws up his shingle.

Sorry I'm late but I got involved in some heavy gambling at the Betty Ford clinic.

No problem........perhaps you can tell me why I keep dreaming I'm being chased by bees?

Living in the past TV's Frink. Wearing flowers in your hair is so 60s. Avoid San Francisco.

Send enormous check to the usual address

I think there should be more oak trees in Britain. Why?

To encourage dogs to stop using your leg as a toilet

TV's Dog, you get back here this instant and leave Bluebottle alone!

Bluebottle
Oak Trees are a sign of a long and healthy life.
Thoughts of oak trees point to a deep seated need to get on professionally.
If you start dressing as an oak tree then you should expect to get urinated on by the team & TV's Dog.
CF

If I do dress as an oak tree, can I build a tree house?

Sorry - I don't do sex therapy. Not enough experience

Only if you call it Uncle Albert's World Famous Tree-hut

Why that in particular name?

it was my suggested name in the competition that was won by the name "Frink's Drinks"

Oak-ay, well, I'll keep that in mind!