h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Excellent. Preparing weapons, sheilds and the lark.

*Looks up*

Oh, hello. Sorry people on the bridge, Gandark has come to visit me down here.

Look, come and speak to me up on the bridge.

Captain about to enter the wormhole

we are throu sir

Get to your stations. Check your instruments and proceed to our destination.

yes sir

sir everyone seems to have dissapered

All weapons systems and sheilds are up 99.99%.

Nothing can be perfect, can it.

all healt standards within paramiters sir
...
sir somthing is aproching!(since no one else is here I am worrking practicaly everything

Onscreen.Scan them when we get into range.

*Josh rushes back and forth from monitor to monitor* yes sir

I'll take the helm again.

*Fiddles with the controls so he can pilot the ship from the Captain's chair.

Lazy or what?

scanning sir

I'm bringing us in closer.

sir they are getting ready to fire on us ... shields at half power... I can't get the shields to ful

Open a hailing frequency.

they arn't responding ... sir they are ... more prirats? wow how unlucky can a ship be... wait they are reponding now but it's only with sound and a language that the transalator dosn't have programed in

Scan records for any similar encounters. And monitor their frequency.

This is Captain Arrix Aximili of the USS Derringer. If you understand us, please respond.

*To Josh*

They might be able to alter their communications if they have something to work with.

*strange language* staff to comunicator language zeron sir this is my language


Captain Aximili this is the star ship Thetan we come from a far away system we need *communication stops

signal lost sir but I don't think that zeron is thier native language maybey thay scanned me and thought that zeron was all our native languages

Hmm, try and raise them again.

This is Derringer. Say again.We lost yo. Peaese repeat.

*To Josh*
What condition are they in?