h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...please whack me on the drop down wotsit!

She's my adopted Auntie lil! Does that count?

I reckon so! I'll put you up on the dropdown.

There's got to a song title in there somewhere!

oh oh oh may i be adoped as well??

She can be my adopted Auntie!

Alas I can't adopt by proxy! You need to ask lil!

Oh, hang on, I think lil's subscribed to this.

pooo

Well...may you be my uncle?

Oh yes! Hang on, does this mean we need a 'Nephews/neices of Roymondo' page, linked to the 'Adoptee Menagerie' page?

Maybe....Depends who else will climb out and ask you to be their uncle.


*does a happy dance* YAY. I have an adopted Uncle Roy

I feel a page coming on...

Hang on: if I have an 'Uncle Roy' page won't I have the Daily Mail on my back?

You could make yourself sound hip and funky and call yourself Unkie Roy

or something..I dunno I'm just the niece!

'Unkie Roy'. *shiver* It's all a bit MySpace.

I think I might found the Roymondo HooToo Nephew & Neice Foundation, closely affiliated to lil's 'Adoptee Menagerie' (with lil obviously getting first dibs on any lonesome wanderers).

Well as you say..Unkie

Now may I have my pressie to make me an official niece?

Pressie?

Ach, that's typical of the Thingites, but my love for my adopted neices/nephews allows me to rise above it:

Have a .

well...haven't you heard?

I'm one the most well liked thingite ever to cross the no no no! thread! Both Thursday and Lady Ayeka admitted that to me

Thanks...but I'm a veggie..

But I appreciate the thought and the pressie!

I can give you a (non-violently hurled) instead!

And no, I hadn't heard, but I gathered.

yay it's a

Now is a tomato a fruit or a veggie?

It's a veggie. I'm the on.ly fruit 'round 'ere!

d'oh. I thought I was the fruitcase around here.

You aren't by anychance a member of the cpu are you unkie?