h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How odd. I posted right before you, and it's making what you said very strange-looking.

Not as strange looking as a three headed monkey though

or a doughnut eating rabbit?

She's got a point there, Ant.

Or even a doughnut eating rabbit named after an insect, she may indeed have a point.

What about a monkey flavored doughnut? Jammy?

eeeewww gross, that is the girl coming out in me.

How many people do you have in you?

*takes a deep breath*

Or a three-headed rabbit monkey named after an insect, with a fondness for jammy doughnuts and Magnum ice cream thingys.

Who may or may not be 1) Paul McCartney's pet and 2) a super hero.

The line above this one will either make no sense, or be mildly amusing. If it makes no sense, don't worry about it. Looooong story.

I thought I was meant to be in a band with Douglas Adams or something. *Strolls off to eat some Jam straight out of the Jar with a spoon*

hey, we're on the front page fishies for everyone!

Was that it? I liked the idea of being a superhero better.

In case anyone wants to know what the hell we're talking about, a transcript of the original conversation can be found at http://cboss.com/smeghead/who.htm

Silly boy, it's much more entertaining if no one has any clue of what we're talking about. Besides, if they read that, they may stop talking to us altogether. Here, have a fish anyway.

I don't think they will like me after reading that. But i still like the superhero bit.

I still like you, but i am sure the russians don't

I refuse to outfield entire populations. It gets you into all sorts of trouble.

how would you know it gets you into alsorts of trouble? is this something you have tried before?

I refuse to answer on the grounds that i may or may not be a fried elderberry bush at the moment.

fair enough