Where? What lights?

Your average PC has more lights than most people think.

Your average, everyday IBM-compatible PC has between one and three main lights on the front. Most of these are LEDs, or Light Emmiting Diodes.

One of them is likely to turn on in a nice green colour when you push the power switch, often indicated by a nice happy sun-like picture. This is your power button, and indicates the computer is turned on. If it is yellow, red, flashing, flickering on for a moment or not on at all then make sure everything is plugged in (to your computer and to the plug) and the socket is turned on, check there isn't a power cut, and finally call someone to help you out.

The next little light will be green or orange and flicker wildly, usually in sync with a hackling noise. This is your hard disk light, and shows when your hard disk (which is used to store your documents, programs, data and anything else worth keeping) is doing something, be it reading or writing. This light does not show when your computer is working on something, though if it is using the hard drive, it probably is. This light probably has a little cylinder symbol next to it.

Turbo

Some computers, manufactured from the late 90s onwards, have another light, which can easily be recognised by pushing the button labelled "Turbo" (if you have one). If nothing happens then ignore it, your PC will work just as well. If it does light up, then all it means is that "Turbo" mode (which, according to a researcher, usually appears to slow performance) is on.

But wait! That's not all...

Almost every computer also has at least one floppy disk drive, which has a light to show when the drive is in use: when data is being read from or written to the floppy disk drive.

There are also the little lights on and in all optical disk drives, which covers all those devices which read CDs, DVDs and the like. Most drives have two lights, marked "speed" and the "busy", which are often green and orange respectively. The speed light shows when the disk is spinning round fast enough, and the busy light shows when data is being read from or written to the disk. They also have a special light, a laser, inside to read from the disk.

Unconnectedly, with the invention of the Optical Mouse, which uses a big blob of light instead of the mouse ball, and infra-red devices, it seems computers are getting brighter all the time.

Your Console

Your monitor, cryptically known as a VDU, also has a light or lights. Unlike anything else, the monitor seems to be exempt from any kind of standardisation. As a rule, if the big green light is on, then the monitor is switched on and working, if anything is flashing, it's not getting a signal from your computer, and if there is a dim (normally orange) or different-coloured light, the monitor is on standby mode.

The other part of the console*, the keyboard, is much easier: it has 3 lights, which are turned on and off by the appropriate keys on the keyboard.

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  The numlock light indicates that you can use your numpad to enter numbers, instead of being used for the arrows and home/end pgup/dn and ins/del keys.
  
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  The scroll lock light was used to show that the computer will pause after each full page of data, but is hardly ever used nowadays.
  
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  When caps lock is on, uppercase letters are used.
  

Even more lights

In fact, almost everything you connect to your computer has a light on it somewhere, from speakers to scanners. Most printers have lights to show they are on, connected to your computer and have ink and paper.

"Surely that must be all the lights there are", most people would now say, "otherwise the thing would be lit up like a christmas tree in Blackpool," while others, "It's a ploy to keep the manufacturers of little lights in business." But no, there is more:

The biggest single user of little lights on a computer is the network card. It has lots of lights: most have 6 or 8 lights in neat rows which flicker on to show just how much data is travelling through it.