h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just to report that the lump of chewing gum in the office rest-room urinal has finally disappeared through the grille.

There's a plot of well watered aand manicured grassy lawn visible through the sliding glass door from my hospital room to the patio area.

Yesterday a dandelion came up in view from my bed.

Today, it matured into a powder puff.

I failed to be able to finish my dinner tonight... I never* get beaten b a meal, especially one that tasty... and only less than 400 KCal in total size I've managed to shrnk my appertite and... it was a vegan bean and rice dish thisevening.... I may go finish the leftover bit for supper

Life sure is teejus as the old song says. I wish I'd become an MP now. No shortage of excitement there by the look of it. Mind you I never found knees attractive, and I'd probably just rub somebody up the wrong way.

Well replying to my own months old message I must be bored. I'm 71 on Wednesday and believe me I'm fed right up. The highlight of my week was yesterday and that was the meat draw at our local sports club. I won some lamb chops as well, but it hasn't lifted my mood any.

Simba is sitting on top of the settee and smiling. He loves to be petted and he always replies with a friendly meow.

Need to do some chain saw work today on a fallen branch of one of my palo verde trees so my next door neighbor can get in to recover an escaped nesting chicken from his flock.

My legs are very minty.

Working on some problems I'm having with login and posting from Pliny, needed someplace to make test postings from, and this seemed a likely enough thread.

No inspiration whatsoever to post to this thread. Wait, I just did.

I attempted to make Welsh rarebit but it is was not as good as I thought would be and did not taste as good as the last time I had it in the 70's.

Had hernia repair surgery F 20 Apr 2018.

Wish I had a Welsh rarebit at the moment.

I'm not being allowed solid food yet.

Got frozen and sunburnt during ice hockey tournament

I've just inverted the colours on some clip art. It is now white on black. Hooray.

Didn't know German humour before last week. Now that I do, I'd better not post it here.

It is forecasted to rain non-stop all through the autumn and winter due to the super strong Atlantic jet stream and the Azores high spreading all the way to Northern France, to scupper all chances of Ireland and the British Isles of getting any frost or snow.

Yeah, Caiman, you never know when the Germans will be listening to tell you that actually, the jokes are just going right over your head

The most boring event to attend is a coffee morning that is combined with a committee meeting.

This morning, a guy in a wheelchair ran over my foot/toes, and then used me as a punchbag for boxing/exercise

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