A Conversation for Ralph The Wonder Llama: The Fan Club
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recklessnes Started conversation Jan 20, 2004
I wish to join the Wonder Llama fanclub, but don't you dare think i would kiss your buttocks.
My name might be Recklessnes, but kissing that furry behind of yours is pure suicide.
Hello everybody!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 21, 2004
Calling my behind furry is also suicide. I will poke you for that next sunday!!
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Jan 21, 2004
Now you're booking when you're going to poke people? 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 22, 2004
Well, I won't see him untill then.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 23, 2004
Oh my god! Recklessness! /THE/ recklessness?! Of the four powers? 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 26, 2004
That is he.
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recklessnes Posted Feb 2, 2004
Indeed, it is I!
But i haven't been poked yet!
Muahahahahahahaaa!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 2, 2004
I forgot. But you will be poked!!
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Feb 3, 2004
*virtual pokes Recklessness*
See? That was so much easier!!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 3, 2004
It has better effect in Real Life. He starts squirming.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 6, 2004
No, not yet. I haven't seen him recently.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 12, 2004
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What? I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean. Goodbye 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 15, 2004
I poked him! He was sitting on a chair, I poked him, and he fell over!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 15, 2004
WHOOOoo! You go!
Did he cry?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 16, 2004
No, he just sat on the floor, laughing his butt of.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 16, 2004
that must have been disapointing for you.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2004
No, not quite. Crying is for women, children and men who have just had their ears ripped off.
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Mar 17, 2004
Hey! I find that offensive! I fall under two of those categories (damn it) and the last time I cried was midway through last year when I tore two ligaments in my ankle!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 18, 2004
Yeah, sure.
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- 1: recklessnes (Jan 20, 2004)
- 2: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 21, 2004)
- 3: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Jan 21, 2004)
- 4: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 22, 2004)
- 5: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 23, 2004)
- 6: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 26, 2004)
- 7: recklessnes (Feb 2, 2004)
- 8: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 2, 2004)
- 9: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Feb 3, 2004)
- 10: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 3, 2004)
- 11: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Feb 6, 2004)
- 12: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 6, 2004)
- 13: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 12, 2004)
- 14: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 15, 2004)
- 15: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 15, 2004)
- 16: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 16, 2004)
- 17: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 16, 2004)
- 18: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 17, 2004)
- 19: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Mar 17, 2004)
- 20: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 18, 2004)
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