h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dunna eat meat (although I dun eat seafood) so you'll never have the pleasure of seeing me chew on either jerky or and old shoe.

Yes Wilma, I am having a holiday in Spain and then stopping over in London for the meet before I fly back to the Left Coast of Canada.

Oh and btw, in deference to some researchers who object to the silliness of the word *Footinooti*, I will in their presence refer to it as The-Acronym-we-dare-not-utter or Tawdnu.

Much less silly, wouldn't you say?

Ya know, ... with a bit of care, ... I could slip a "tawdnu" onto my SPAR smock. Most folks would simply think I am, somehow, being terribly "PC".

I like eating soles of shoes lets do it

so is that settled

No.

Then what is it

I forgot the question.

So did I.