h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Leo appears to be the first customer and would like a

There, you go - just as you like it.

If anyone else wants anything, help yourself - I'm busy chatting to the girls...

Leave your money on the bar. It's not free, but it's not too expensive.

£4.00
£2.50
£3.95
£2.99

NOT too expensive?!

Hootoo weighting has sure gone up since I was a lad

I'll have a packet of

I think I need a Mary this evening, thanks.

*slaps a fiver down*

Fiver won't do Wilma unless you want half a B. Mary!

Fine, I'll go next door then.

*stromps off with her *

Seeing as it's you, I'll let you have a full one!

You didn't tell me I had to be a *good* barman - you just gave me the job!

Funny, I don't seem to have that many customers. And where's Leo? That milk has been sitting there for ages...

I thought the funny smell was just the barman's socks, not milk turning into cheese.

Anyway, I'll have a seeing as they're free.

That worked!

DDD!!

*holding dose gingerly*

Ginger Beer?

Do! By dose, you diddy!

she can rap too!

2 pound 50 for milk?! Do you know how that translates into dollars? Some of us are on student budgets.
Here:

*takes milk*
It's warm, but I wont complain for that price.

It outta be warm, I milked it fresh just a moment a go.

From a cow I hasten to add.

*points*

Ooooh, a 'double entendre' !

Look here you, I'm still reeling from my morning glory thread, so behave

Oooh. Matt told Wilma to behave.

How long *is* that thread going to get, anyway???

My handbag has a brick in it, so I'm ready

oh, about (so) big I reckons...