A Conversation for The FootiNooti Society

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Post 1

Deep Doo Doo

Leo appears to be the first customer and would like a smiley - milk

There, you go - just as you like it.

If anyone else wants anything, help yourself - I'm busy chatting to the girls...smiley - drool

Leave your money on the bar. It's not free, but it's not too expensive.

smiley - ale £4.00
smiley - milk £2.50
smiley - cider £3.95
smiley - oj £2.99


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Post 2

U168592

NOT too expensive?!

Hootoo weighting has sure gone up since I was a lad smiley - sadface

I'll have a packet of smiley - crispssmiley - cry


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Post 3

Wilma Neanderthal

I think I need a Mary this evening, thanks.

*slaps a fiver down*


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Post 4

Deep Doo Doo

Fiver won't do Wilma unless you want half a B. Mary! smiley - tongueout


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Post 5

Wilma Neanderthal

smiley - cross

Fine, I'll go next door then.

*stromps off with her smiley - handbag*


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Post 6

Deep Doo Doo

Seeing as it's you, I'll let you have a full one! smiley - ok

You didn't tell me I had to be a *good* barman - you just gave me the job! smiley - nahnah

Funny, I don't seem to have that many customers. And where's Leo? That milk has been sitting there for ages...


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Post 7

U168592

I thought the funny smell was just the barman's socks, not milk turning into cheese.

Anyway, I'll have a smiley - stout seeing as they're free.


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Post 8

Wilma Neanderthal

smiley - rofl

That worked!

smiley - cheers DDD!!


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Post 9

Wilma Neanderthal

*holding dose gingerly*


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Post 10

U168592

Ginger Beer?


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Post 11

Wilma Neanderthal

smiley - cross Do! By dose, you diddy!


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Post 12

U168592

smiley - wow she can rap too!


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Post 13

Leo


2 pound 50 for milk?! Do you know how that translates into dollars? Some of us are on student budgets.
Here: smiley - 2cents

*takes milk*
It's warm, but I wont complain for that price. smiley - smiley


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Post 14

U168592

It outta be warm, I milked it fresh just a moment a go.

From a cow I hasten to add.


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Post 15

Wilma Neanderthal

*points*

Ooooh, a 'double entendre' !

smiley - drunk


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Post 16

U168592

Look here you, I'm still reeling from my morning glory thread, so behave smiley - tongueout


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Post 17

Leo


Oooh. Matt told Wilma to behave. smiley - bigeyes


smiley - rofl


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Post 18

Wilma Neanderthal

smiley - rofl

How long *is* that thread going to get, anyway???


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Post 19

U168592

My handbag has a brick in it, so I'm ready smiley - tongueout


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Post 20

U168592

oh, about smiley - applause (so) big I reckons...


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