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*puts on Subbie glasses*
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Not quite yet, though it's looking better and better.

>>So, here we are, in the Society Bar. Err, have a drink, have a seat, procrastinate a while, coz... We need a mascot now... *loudhailer* LEO!!! Where are you??? Ah, there you are *bow deeply* Just the Society Badge outstanding, you say? NO problem, we'll wait. We also need official members so, please go ahead and sign up below. Once we've worked out how to do a dropdown members list, we'll have one of those as well... (yes, well, when I get them all back from Tibet, that is) and when the page is done, we are going to throw a party at the Post (emr is providing the premises).<<

- have a mascot.
- have a drop-down member list
- emr or EMR?

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All done, marm.

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>>Ah well, never mind, it is fully stocked already though the Barman seems to have disappeared. Deep Doo Doo, you say? What <<
- barman, lowercase.
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Otherwise, I think it looks lovely!

The CEO says job well done, and just in time. Now, what do you think of swapping my cheesy standard corporate jet for something supersonic? I mean, gosh it took me 5 hours to get to Switzerland last trip!

Madam wants a supersonic jet?

*runs to dust off a Concorde from the store room*

If this one doesn't stay in the air, I'll be sure to sue. Australia, here I come...
You will, of course, look after things while I'm gone. My BlackBerry, and Pager, and Treo, and cellphone, will all be turned on vibrate, I'll check the messages only twice a day, and I'll only check my email 3 times a day instead of 9.

Wait, I think I"m mixing up CEOs here...

Nevermind, lets chill out in that unpolished bar. You have to start a barroom thread, you know. Or DDD does. Or someplace central for affiliates to chat and drink soda water.

Hey? You mean I've gotta DO things???

I was hoping to just sit in the corner and get

If you can serve a few drinks first, or just set up a self-serving fountain that bio-detects minors and produces only softdrinks for them, that'd be just fine. Don't forget the for us tetotalers.

.... and you have to sign up

I thought I'd be signed up by default!

s off to do it now!!

default schmefault, we do things by the here

after DDD to pick up his when he's done scribbling.

When does the bar open? I want my glass of

Nasty stuff, that!

It's open, didn't you notice?

*Comes back in here for a *

Hey! this page googled!

Whaaa....?

No way!

to oogleg

Hey, Wilma: F2011264?thread=2416953&post=35267431#p35267431

starting at post 1216. Strangest recruiting tactic I've ever employed.

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If you get Phred, I'll... erm, ...I'll, err.. give you the bestest travel arrangement you ever dreamt of. Even better than Concorde.
















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