h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Contri Butor comes in neat suit, tie pinned, portfolio under his arm
"They say 'Leave you chosen name and position and we'll get back to you shortly!' Well we chose a name for a product and we sell them. Are we hired?"

Contri Butor comes in refitting his tie
"Oh yes we have found our 24 digit number < <./>U302231454903657293904590</.> > and we sell wiflanners, they will come in handy. I guess we have found a niche for these as nobody ever tried to sell one."

you want a particular title?

Contri Butor grabs in his portfolio
"Here is my buiness card:"
he hands over his card

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|Contri Butor
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|Professional
| wiflanner
| seller
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| U228046
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"You will find my employee number on the back"

I don't suppose I'm authorized to ask what a wiflanner is?

Contri Butor nipping from his
"Sure you can ask, go ahead."

what's a wiflanner?

Contri Butor drinking the last of his
"Good you asked, it is the main product we are selling. The demand is great, even higher than the production.
You know that problem? Perhaps you can assist in helping producing. We could make a good deal with you. Half the profit if you can deliver them in half the time. Do we have a deal then?"

if you show me one.

Contri Butor opens his portfolio and takes out a jewelcase
"Here have a look, please do not touch with your fingers they are very easy damaged."

*opens case*

Contri Butor pooring in another
"Do you want one too?"
He puts the case back into his portfolio after Wonko gave it back again
"Is it not a beauty? So small and yet so powerfull?"