h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, why did everyone choose their names?
(Meaning the angel/lord things displayed...)

Mine is 'Lord of The Spatulas'
There are far to many angels in the world, hence I am a lord.
(Yes, I am a girl!)
'Of the spatulas' is just there because I'm very impatient...
Now you:
(If anyone actually sees this!)

Angel of Unkonformity.

I don;t think I need to explain that one.

I'm Fallen Angel...
I think it's a good reflection on me... I'm a nice person if you're willing to give me a shot, but I think people get scared away by my dress sense... Plus, I needed a name that was a little bit different from the rest of the group, since I'm the founder Who better to lead the FREAKS then the devil herself?

Lord of Randomness and the Blue Spotted Potato

It all started with that damn duck...*trails ominously into silence*

.... Do carry on...

"Achangel of Dead Humatons, Escape From The True Matrix, and Fall From Disgrace (Dark Instigator Of Revolutions To Return Humanity To Its True State)"

Archangel because that's higher than an

Dead because humatons don't deserve to live

A humaton is one who actually opposes FREAKdom on account of it being weird and/or wrong. They are incredibly shallow, and I could write a lot about them, but I do not wish for a phone bill equal to pi without the decimal place.

Escape is pretty self-explanatory really

The Matrix is a metaphor for the huma(to)n mindset

Fall from disgrace is the opposite of a fall from grace

Dark=Cool (in a good way, not a fashiobale way)

Revolutions because a coup is the only way to end modern popular culture and bad shit.

True State - bliss, eternal communion with God, no bad karma, original and high-quality pop and regular culture, school systems that actually teach us stuff, and much more besides.