A Conversation for The Velvet Room
BBQ in the beer garden..
Serephina Started conversation Jun 4, 2004
Just cos its sunny 
'tries not to burn herself lighting the thing'
BBQ in the beer garden..
Genie Posted Jun 8, 2004
I've heard a rumour that theres going to be a sausage on display here.....
*gives serephina an apron saying 'Kiss the Cook'*
*puts one on herself saying 'Lord if you won't make me thin, please make all of my friends fat' *
*Gets out tables and chairs*
BBQ in the beer garden..
Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Jun 8, 2004
Hello ladies...
Need any help lighting that thing...
I consider myself an expert when it comes to fire... 
BBQ in the beer garden..
Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Jun 8, 2004
Of course not Lady S..
*proceeds to arrange coals, firelighters and small rolled up pieces of paper into a pyramid formation, douses the structure with lighter fluid and then chucks on a lit match, there is a small ball of fire and then it settles down to burning nicely*
*turns round with a cartoon like black soot covered face*
There we go....
That should do it....
BBQ in the beer garden..
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jun 8, 2004
*Comes in with the desserts*
Hi girls got the puds, S*x on the Beach jelly (I haven't forgotten >, DevIl's Food Cake, Chocolate Trifle, Cheesecakes and profiterols
*Set's them down on a table*
When's Smooth on?
BBQ in the beer garden..
Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Jun 8, 2004
*stood at the BBQ still with a black face, wearing a pair of slightly singed oven gloves*
*waves at reefgirl*
Hi....
Did I hear you say Devil's Food Cake...
BBQ in the beer garden..
Serephina Posted Jun 8, 2004
Sex on the beach jelly? 
the 'surprise' will be arriving later 
BBQ in the beer garden..
Serephina Posted Jun 8, 2004
yeah..i'm having some special guest entertainment..its more one for the ladies though
BBQ in the beer garden..
Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Jun 8, 2004
Ahhhh
Ok I will leave...
I doubt I wish to see that.... 
BBQ in the beer garden..
Serephina Posted Jun 8, 2004
no need to leave..we're having that in the gazebo so as not to offend the male guests out here with the 
BBQ in the beer garden..
Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Jun 8, 2004
Fair enough....
As long as there is , I am a happy man...
BBQ in the beer garden..
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Jun 8, 2004
Hope I'm not too late for the surprise ? 
BBQ in the beer garden..
Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Jun 8, 2004
I am being surrounded by drooling women...
Help....
There is far too little testosterone in here at the moment...
Better start on the before the estroegen starts to rub off on me...
BBQ in the beer garden..
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Jun 8, 2004
Just don't wait too long, I'll have to leave soon, I'm afraid - I always miss all the fun 
BBQ in the beer garden..
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jun 8, 2004
*Offers a piece of Devils food cake to Lucifer*
Hi there O Wicked One
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BBQ in the beer garden..
- 1: Serephina (Jun 4, 2004)
- 2: Genie (Jun 8, 2004)
- 3: Serephina (Jun 8, 2004)
- 4: Serephina (Jun 8, 2004)
- 5: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Jun 8, 2004)
- 6: Serephina (Jun 8, 2004)
- 7: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Jun 8, 2004)
- 8: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Jun 8, 2004)
- 9: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Jun 8, 2004)
- 10: Serephina (Jun 8, 2004)
- 11: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Jun 8, 2004)
- 12: Serephina (Jun 8, 2004)
- 13: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Jun 8, 2004)
- 14: Serephina (Jun 8, 2004)
- 15: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Jun 8, 2004)
- 16: aka Bel - A87832164 (Jun 8, 2004)
- 17: Serephina (Jun 8, 2004)
- 18: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Jun 8, 2004)
- 19: aka Bel - A87832164 (Jun 8, 2004)
- 20: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Jun 8, 2004)
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