A Conversation for The Velvet Room
Lord Smooths dressing room
Genie Posted Sep 25, 2003
I'm auctioning a picture of Lord Smooth to the highest bidder 
Any more bids? 
Going once ...*bangs hammer*
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U190482 Posted Sep 25, 2003
*high pitched voice*
I'll have one for £100!!
*speaks to the woman beside her*
hes so nice
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Genie Posted Sep 25, 2003
Aha! A new bidder....
*talking very quickly in a very impressive auctioneer voice*
Ok I have £100 at the front here...£100. £100 at the front..
any advance on £100 from the hairy lady at the front?
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U190482 Posted Sep 25, 2003
*covered in black robe at the back*
Me
*high pitched*
I'll offer
*puts little finger to mouth*
1 million Dollars!
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U190482 Posted Sep 25, 2003
*covered in black robe at the back*
Me
*high pitched*
I'll offer
*puts little finger to mouth*
1 million Dollars!
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U190482 Posted Sep 25, 2003
*sneak*
now i have have whats rightly mine!
*rubs hands*
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Genie Posted Sep 25, 2003
*auctioneer composes herself*
SOLD!!! 
For £1 million!
*bangs hammer*
This of course was taken by the talented photographer Genie 
who's exibition of 'A Lord Stark Naked - a glimse through a spy camera' exibition is on now, 100's of photos available to view by the general public..!! 
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U190482 Posted Sep 25, 2003
*damm*
*sneaks away*
*rubs hands*
looks like im gonna have to sell the Genie getting changed video tapes
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Serephina Posted Sep 26, 2003
i dunno aabout an exhibition..but we could make up some wanted posters with the november snaps 
i know someone who did that to a mate once..sshe put them in all the pub toilets in croydon..just wish i could remember the caption!
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U190482 Posted Sep 26, 2003
I'll have you know iv never been associated with the word "Lewd"
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 26, 2003
You got a piccy of smoothy?
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Genie Posted Sep 26, 2003
ohh yes!!
Just an e-mail away!
*fineprint....the picture detailed might not be a naked shot of smooth in the shower...terms and conditions apply *
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U190482 Posted Sep 26, 2003
did i ever tell you how nice you are Genie?
Not also are you very pretty, and very funny,
do you want some 
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Genie Posted Sep 26, 2003
mmmmmmmm
*munch*
You wouldn't be trying to bribe me now would you smooth?
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