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U190482 Posted Sep 23, 2003
Whats this?!?
as much as its my dream to ly naked...i mean play football for Celtic,
I.....
well......
we......
Do i get paid?
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Genie Posted Sep 24, 2003
mmmmmmmmmm yes I'm sure we could find a suitable form of payment 
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Serephina Posted Sep 24, 2003
how about 
sauce? 
ooh i was looking in one of those silly cataloge things you get through the door the other day, n there was a hot choc fondue set
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U190482 Posted Sep 24, 2003
madness,
The way things are looking i may be staying in some airport for about 5 hours, flying home, then going to work!
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Genie Posted Sep 24, 2003
Rather than sit in an airport why don't you arrange to meet some strangers with their axes and have a drink ?
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U190482 Posted Sep 24, 2003
well, if im staying in the airport its gonna be from 1 in the morning to 7, on a Thursday morning
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U190482 Posted Sep 24, 2003
Im not sure,
you see living where i live we only really have 2 airports,
and one is mostly for business.
I may be wrong but i think he said Luton
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Genie Posted Sep 24, 2003
Luton Pooooooooo.....
You should fly into Gatwick....then you could come meet us!
....or not.....
You do smell so we wouldn't want to risk that kind of air pollution I suppose
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U190482 Posted Sep 24, 2003
*smells armpits*
When i find out more I'll tell yous
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Genie Posted Sep 24, 2003
don't worry, it sounds like you won't have time to do the rounds!! I will just have to take lots of photo's of you in November!!! 
Then I can charge the ladies for copies 
Whats the going rate for a glimpse of Smoothie ladies?
Cute photo to the highest bidder
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Genie Posted Sep 25, 2003
£50 in the corner there, £50, anymore for anymore?
Come on, a fine photo of Smoothy in the shower up for grabs ladies....
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Sep 25, 2003
Eh what's that about grabbing Smoothie in the shower
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