h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whos going first then?

Guess I am then!

'gulps'

Mr Jones and me tell each other fairy tales and we stare at the beautiful women,shes looking at you oh no no shes loking at me, standing in the bright lights,

'shimmies'

i sit and wait, does an angel, contemplate my fate, and do they know the places where we go, when we're grey n old, and i have been told, that salvation, lets there wings unfold, so when im lyin in my bed thoughts running thro my head, im loving angels instead

EVERYBODY!!!

'joins missy no stage'
And through it all she offers me protection..

alot of love n affection, whether im right or wrong

'slaps musettes butt'

and down the waterfall wherever it may take me, i know that blah de dah dah

'gropes missy'

when i cone to call, she won't forsake me, im lovin angels instead

'grabs musettes butt cheek'

drags zoe off for a quick





Got brass,in pocket..got bottle..im gonna use it!

'shimmies'

Go musette take it away

'boggies down'

Gonna use my arms,gonna use m legs,gonna use my fingers, gonna use my my my imagination ,ooooh -oh cos im,gonna\ make you see..thees nobody else dear, no one 1 like me! im special..im special..n iv got to have some of your attention give it to me

'takes off hat n at missy'

'throws knickers at musette'

'nearly faints with screaming'

'nearly aints from the smell of missys knickers!'

..hic

Damn this things on go slow tonight

Hic Hic

So am i ! feel really and cold

im cold...and as well...early night for me i think

Well we have got to be up early in the morning eh..