h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Waiter, there's a fly in my drink!

that's nothing - there's an entire pair of pants in mine

(and I'm not sure whether or not they're mine)

*picks up pants*..."i was wondering where those went
monsy

Full court pickup pants? That would make an interesting game. Or are they what most people wear for a Friday night out?

Fly in your drink, eh Mr Boyles? Don't worry, no extra charge.

hey all, just wanted to let you know to watch for upcoming changes to the clubhouse. now that we have a name, construction is almost complete. be watching for the new sound room.......

Hey, frink, can we have a pool table?

I second that proposition.

How about skittles, darts and a card table???
How about a drink?

all things in due time........
send me over a TWF microbrew

One's coming down the wires now. I'm not sure about the bandwidth, I guess 56kbits/second means I calculate you'll have a full pint in about 4.376780 minutes

by the way, what on earth is skittles (other than the little fruit candies)?

It's one of a number of pub games involving trying to knock small wooden pins (like 10-Pin but smaller) over by throwing a ball or other object at them. It's perfect for when you're a little tipsy as throwing things seems like a good idea. Check out my page http://www.h2g2.com/P121654 for a variation on it.

Some taverns take skittles far too seriously and have 'leagues' and stuff, but I think it's the sort of thing you should do infrequently so you never learn how to get any good at it - this provides more laughs for the other players and spectators.

Good idea about the drink, TWF. To paraphrase Vivien of The Young Ones, "Yeah, Hippy, WHERE"S THE BLOODY LAGER?"

Oh wow heavy bad vibes man. What a bummer, I may as well go and kill myself right now. But before I do, would you like some of my organic leftover bean curd and lentil wine?

errr......no

I've just made a doofer on my home page that anyone can steal or ignore. It's a quick way to open a page of another Misfit...check it out. Or don't. Whatever. yeah. right. err...
http://www.h2g2.com/U34228

Ok, that is damn cool! I especially like the fact that you included TV's Dog She'll be quite excited to hear

Yup, i agree, that is one cool bit of code.

Has she got her own page? I couldn't find one, so her link points at your homepage at the moment. If she's got her own page let me know and I'll fix it.

Nope, we're sharing the page. Perhaps some day I should give her one......