A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild

The Laboratory

Post 2021

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

must all magical artifacts be left to rot underground for 500 years before they work!? EVERYTHING is on the internet, including magical texts!

smiley - cheesecake


The Laboratory

Post 2022

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

well i think unless they are written in a tomb made of genuine human flesh your probably out of luck and they are all fake


The Laboratory

Post 2023

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

i repeat, EVERYTHING is on the internet, it's not about what it's made of! it's the writing style and figures that produce the effect! like so, BLIZZARD SCROLL!!!!!

*produces another scroll and a few snowflakes drift out feebly*

well that's embarrasing

smiley - cheesecake


The Laboratory

Post 2024

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

well I wouldn't normally say I told you so but I think this clearly calls for it,
anyway I have high magic resistance it's kind of pointless...


The Laboratory

Post 2025

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

no, hang on, this thing neads new batteries!

*puts new batteries in the scroll, scroll fires out a torrential blizzard*

HA! who's cocky and right now?! smiley - cool

smiley - cheesecake


The Laboratory

Post 2026

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

well i suppose you would be if the snow wasn't polystyrene


The Laboratory

Post 2027

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

pfft, it gets the job done! EAT POLYSTYRINE SUCKAAA!!!

*tears the scroll in half, causing a collosal explosion of polystyrene*

smiley - cheesecake


The Laboratory

Post 2028

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*stood in a mound of polystyrene*

you realise cleaning this up comes out of your pay...


The Laboratory

Post 2029

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

AHA! you don't pay me! smiley - tongueout

smiley - cheesecake


The Laboratory

Post 2030

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Whoopee! a poison tree smiley - frog NOW! we can have some decent dartssmiley - smiley


The Laboratory

Post 2031

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - biggrin it's wonderful isn't it


The Laboratory

Post 2032

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

and multi direction firing of smiley - kropssmiley - spork


The Laboratory

Post 2033

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

and smiley - nalf


The Laboratory

Post 2034

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

yep! the Assassins can aim with pride nowsmiley - smiley


The Laboratory

Post 2035

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - biggrin ah the modern world is a wonderful place
smiley - orib


The Laboratory

Post 2036

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - birosmiley - orib filled with poisonsmiley - frog liquid - ooh! dreams are made of this


The Laboratory

Post 2037

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - laugh just imagine what's in the rest of the calender


The Laboratory

Post 2038

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - tongueoutyou'll knowsmiley - laugh

me's have to wait


The Laboratory

Post 2039

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - evilgrin yes I will,
but no spoilers


The Laboratory

Post 2040

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I wouldn't expect you to tell me and I wouldn't ask anywaysmiley - smiley


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