h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1.) On which side of a cup is it best to have a handle?
The out side

2.) Where do the biggest potatoes grow?
In the ground

3.) How many beans make 5?
a bean. 1/2 a bean. 2 beans. and A bean and 1/2.

4.) How many leaves do you have to find on a clover to get lucky?
I dont need leaves to get lucky

5.) Which big cat runs faster, the cheater or the panther??
The cheater

6.) Where are all men equally good looking?
In the dark

7.) How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without it cracking?
how you like, it wont crack the concrete floor

8.) What do you call a woman with antlers?
Deer

9.) Which club were beaten finalists in the 2001 F.A cup?
The runners up

10.) What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Heneversourus

11.) Why did the tree have spots?
cos spot must have droped it there

12.) What qualities do you think a wally should require?
Be completley wacky


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