Elf Situation Vacant

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There is a current vacancy for a personal elf to work in the chamber for Mystic Martin. Applicants should be physically strong, (lots of fetching and carrying to be done), fluent in both Enochian (the angelic language) and ancient gnostic. They should also be competant in simple astronomical calculus and basic numerology. The successful applicant will receive full board and lodging, plus one whole day off per year, (his/her birthday, providing they can prove which day it is), and no pay. Due to the expected high number of applications for this most prestigious post, a short list will be invoked shortly, and interviews held on the Astral Plane. References will be checked!
Note: This post is not subject to the constraints of the Equal Opportunities legislation, as only elf's of good character need apply!

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