The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Apr 20, 2006
Wishes
O, to be a politician —
Never have to make admission
Of my faults, miscalculations
Of my subtle motivations.
O, to be academician
Pontificate, with words of wisdom
Stuff their heads with erudition —
Seasoned with my own opinion.
O, that I could be a parson
Lay down law with congregation
That could never contradict me —
State their own opinions to me.
O, are there folk who envy me
With nought to do but poesy?
Dig the garden, kiss my wife,
And leave to others, all the strife?
No! I know that my condition
Is just what is suited to me.
Faith is all I need to strengthen —
All that need be added to me.