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Post 61

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

smiley - eurekaHow come no one ever thought of it before? Paperwork is immune to everything!

*starts building a paperwork bunker*

smiley - ermWhat do you think would work best, papier-mache or origami?


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Post 62

Laura

Papier mache, it's sturdier smiley - biggrin


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Post 63

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

Yes ma'am!

*pours a bucket of water over the paperwork and starts jumping on it*


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Post 64

Laura

smiley - laugh Here, have some glue and wallpaper paste, got to make it nice and sturdy smiley - biggrin


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Post 65

Researcher 185550

Unless the strength comes from the paper... smiley - erm


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Post 66

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

*stops jumping on the papers*

Sorry, what did you say? I didn't hear you... paper can be very noisy! *points at the total chaos around her, papers flying everywhere, some of them wet, some of them turned to a pulp, some of them turned, strangely enough, to origami cranes*


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Post 67

Laura

The finished base could be covered in further paperwork as camerflarge?


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Post 68

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

Well, we certainly seem to have enough... might as well do something useful with it! smiley - biggrin


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Post 69

Laura

I was going to resort to burning it so base making would be more constructive smiley - biggrin


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Post 70

Researcher 185550

Make sure the bunker doesn't catch fire.


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Post 71

Laura

Hmmm, I wonder if I can find some flame retardant spray...

Though I've a feeling that paperwork is ressiliant enough on its own, it doesn't like being deminished


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Post 72

Researcher 185550

Yes, where one destroys paperwork, a thousandfold more sheets will rise up in its place!


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Post 73

Laura

They do replace themselves at an astonishing rate smiley - cross

Just as you think you've got to the bottom of the pile, some more paperwork turns up in the post, or there's a heap you'd forgotten about


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Post 74

Researcher 185550

Lurking, almost.


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Post 75

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

smiley - huhHow can you almost lurk?


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Post 76

Laura

I'm sure paperwork is capable of 'almost lurking' smiley - biggrin

It can't really lurk proper, due to the whole not being able to sense thing, but it can manage an almost lurk well enough smiley - biggrin


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Post 77

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

Ah. So the paperwork is reading this thread, but can't post because it doesn't have hands? We are being watched! smiley - yikes


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Post 78

Laura

Paperwork is everywhere! There is no escape! smiley - yikes


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Post 79

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

smiley - yikes

*hides under a pile of paperwork and ex-paperwork origami cranes*


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Post 80

Researcher 185550

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.


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