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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 29, 2004
How come no one ever thought of it before? Paperwork is immune to everything!
*starts building a paperwork bunker*
What do you think would work best, papier-mache or origami?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 29, 2004
Yes ma'am!
*pours a bucket of water over the paperwork and starts jumping on it*
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 29, 2004
*stops jumping on the papers*
Sorry, what did you say? I didn't hear you... paper can be very noisy! *points at the total chaos around her, papers flying everywhere, some of them wet, some of them turned to a pulp, some of them turned, strangely enough, to origami cranes*
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Laura Posted Mar 29, 2004
The finished base could be covered in further paperwork as camerflarge?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 29, 2004
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Laura Posted Mar 29, 2004
Hmmm, I wonder if I can find some flame retardant spray...
Though I've a feeling that paperwork is ressiliant enough on its own, it doesn't like being deminished
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Researcher 185550 Posted Mar 31, 2004
Yes, where one destroys paperwork, a thousandfold more sheets will rise up in its place!
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Laura Posted Apr 2, 2004
They do replace themselves at an astonishing rate
Just as you think you've got to the bottom of the pile, some more paperwork turns up in the post, or there's a heap you'd forgotten about
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 3, 2004
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Laura Posted Apr 3, 2004
I'm sure paperwork is capable of 'almost lurking'
It can't really lurk proper, due to the whole not being able to sense thing, but it can manage an almost lurk well enough
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 3, 2004
Ah. So the paperwork is reading this thread, but can't post because it doesn't have hands? We are being watched!
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 3, 2004
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- 61: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Mar 29, 2004)
- 62: Laura (Mar 29, 2004)
- 63: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Mar 29, 2004)
- 64: Laura (Mar 29, 2004)
- 65: Researcher 185550 (Mar 29, 2004)
- 66: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Mar 29, 2004)
- 67: Laura (Mar 29, 2004)
- 68: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Mar 29, 2004)
- 69: Laura (Mar 29, 2004)
- 70: Researcher 185550 (Mar 29, 2004)
- 71: Laura (Mar 29, 2004)
- 72: Researcher 185550 (Mar 31, 2004)
- 73: Laura (Apr 2, 2004)
- 74: Researcher 185550 (Apr 3, 2004)
- 75: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Apr 3, 2004)
- 76: Laura (Apr 3, 2004)
- 77: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Apr 3, 2004)
- 78: Laura (Apr 3, 2004)
- 79: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Apr 3, 2004)
- 80: Researcher 185550 (Apr 3, 2004)
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