A Conversation for The United Bedroom Confederacy

UBC HQ

Post 1

Laura

The place for questions, queirries, reporting sock rebellions and generally dumping paperwork.

There's a lot of paperwork here, some of it filed but most of it heaped. It may actually be organised before it gets composted. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 2

Researcher 185550

If you need a pitchfork to find paperwork, you'll have to get a chit from the Quartermaster. We currently cannot find the Quartermaster. He may be buried under some paperwork.


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Post 3

Laura

Only there may never have been a QM in the first place for all we know.


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Post 4

Researcher 185550

Although I'm sure that consultation to paperwork would tell us.


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Post 5

Laura

The relevant document is probably at the bottom of the pile however, unless it's been turned into origami or used as tinder.


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Post 6

Researcher 185550

I suspect the Quartermaster (if he exists) did one or both: firstly, for something to do besides try in vain to find a way out. Secondly, to keep himself warm during the cold of the night.


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Post 7

Laura

Well, you have to lock the Quartermaster in if you're not paying him..

..and I certainly don't pay taxes to the UBC


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Post 8

Researcher 185550

Nor does anyone.


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Post 9

Laura

So the only two options are slave labour or no labour smiley - biggrin


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Post 10

Researcher 185550

I think I'm probably in favour of no labour.


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Post 11

Laura

I like that option too, involves less work smiley - biggrin


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Post 12

Researcher 185550

Unless we get some poor soul to volunteer.


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Post 13

Laura

I doubt anyone would

It could be a punishment though for sockism


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Post 14

Researcher 185550

Oh yes! Anyone who is sockist gets put to work in the er, somewhere.

Where was it again?


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Post 15

Laura

Here, HQ, where they will be forced to organise paperwork


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Post 16

Researcher 185550

For all eternity! A- ah- ah- ahahahahahaa! smiley - evilgrin

Hee hee. Hee. Hee. Aha. Mmph. Sorry. Won't happen again.


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Post 17

Laura

Reverted into evil mode? smiley - biggrin


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Post 18

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

smiley - wow A UBC HQ smiley - ok
Of course if it was a Secret HQ we could become the United Bedroom Conspiracy, run an underground railway for escaping socks, the possibilities smiley - biggrin


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Post 19

Laura

Oooh, we could have a whole other thread for our plotting smiley - wow


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Post 20

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

How's that? smiley - biggrin


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