A Conversation for How To Avoid Walking into Lampposts

Dear sir

Post 1

Mike Zigrosi

Dear sir, I know a man who has great trouble with lamp posts, he is constantly waking into them. He asked me to ask you, how do you combat the problem that most lamps are usually poorly illuminated and therefore hard to spot?


Dear sir

Post 2

Chewable Acidophilus

Dear Mr Zigrosi,

That is a problem which many people have. Personally, I reccomend a method known as "The Male Dog Test". I'm not sure if you have heard of this, but it also has the effect of removing the danger of walking into any types of pole.

Simply bring with you a small male dog and allow it to run ahead of you on the street.

If the dog stops, and raises it's leg, change trajectory accordingly, to avoid the position where the dog has stopped.

I hope this helps your friend.

Sincerly,

-Chewable Acidophilus PhD


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