A Conversation for How To Avoid Walking into Lampposts
Dear sir
Mike Zigrosi Started conversation Jun 1, 2003
Dear sir, I know a man who has great trouble with lamp posts, he is constantly waking into them. He asked me to ask you, how do you combat the problem that most lamps are usually poorly illuminated and therefore hard to spot?
Dear sir
Chewable Acidophilus Posted Jun 22, 2003
Dear Mr Zigrosi,
That is a problem which many people have. Personally, I reccomend a method known as "The Male Dog Test". I'm not sure if you have heard of this, but it also has the effect of removing the danger of walking into any types of pole.
Simply bring with you a small male dog and allow it to run ahead of you on the street.
If the dog stops, and raises it's leg, change trajectory accordingly, to avoid the position where the dog has stopped.
I hope this helps your friend.
Sincerly,
-Chewable Acidophilus PhD
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