A Conversation for Thingite +1

Here is the Code!!!

Post 1

Mullet


The 279 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite (+ 1 More)
1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
2. acidbath - Grand Visier
3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence
   (And Occasional Offence)
4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And
   General In Charge Of External
Affairs
5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms
6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass
7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite
Guard
   And Honourary Spork
Giver-Outer-er
8. HappyDude - Camp Follower
9. Mike - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide
Squad
10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale
12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants
13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder
14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn
16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas
18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing
19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
20. Minister Of Occasional Tables
21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy
22. Eris - Resident Deity
23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit
   And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother
25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire)
26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra
   And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets
29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies
30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance
33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite War Machine
35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions
36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs
37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)
38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And
   D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands
39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves)
   For The Court Of Thing
40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On
   Thingite Calendar
42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots
43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer And Official
   Person In Charge Of Making Something Official Looking
45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions
46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
   Weaponry For The Thingite Legions
48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin
49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness
51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies
52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry
53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   For All Things Thingy
54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
55-1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine
   Irish Thingite Council
57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites
   And Mother In Law From Hell
58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot Trooper)
59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!)
60. Thing - Thingite Gat
61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things
62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments
63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea
64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals
65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple
66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism
67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass
68. Sulk - Faithful Hound Of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier Of Thing
69. Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister For
   Unnecessary Macho Posturing
70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year
71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade
72. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -
   Thingite Alterer Of Calendars
73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks
75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons
76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion
80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For
   The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server
82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings
83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause
84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers
86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress
87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi
89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian
   And Scaled Beastie
90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith
92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,
   pithy name and spent five sleepless
   nights trying but couldn't think of one
   - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies
93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And Special Operations
94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice
95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences
   In The Court Of Thing
96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People
97. Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
98.Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness
99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And
   Confusing Conversations
100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty Exhaust
   Fumes And Other Noxious Substances
102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies
103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With
105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf
   Who Was Born On A Thing
107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic
108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
   Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy
109. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender Of Wibble,
   Pagan Younger And Official Pooper Scooper
110. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant
   Of The Thingite Army
111. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)
112. Michele - Purveyor Of Oscillating Gyroscopes
   And Thingite Postmistress General
113. Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist And
   Navigator Of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
   (Including But Not Limited To Walls And Bus Stops)
114. Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer
115. Candi - Mistress Of Titters
116. Clelba - Spigot Nodulator
117. Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist And Offical Spork Engraver
118. Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom
119. Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer
120. Carl - Official Undead Zombie Chicken Of Thing (ex partie)
121. Leeneh - Bornonthing
122. Ba'alzamon - Lord Of The Underworld,
   And All Things Dark And Slimy
123. Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner
124. Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent
125. Galen - Official Banisher Of Sodit
126. One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer
   In Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories
   And Shiny Gardening Tools
127. TORG - Lord High Slapper Of Wrists and
   Knitter Of Belly-Button Fluff
128. Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer Of Laziness And
   Giver-Outer-er Of Excuses For Being Lazy
129. GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson
   To/From The Questions Only Thread
130. THE KID - Romancer Of The Realm Of The Ridiculous
131. Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant
132. Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak And
   Follower Of Richard Marx-ism
133. Mr Legion - Secretary Of Evil For The Thingite Cause
134. Fadookie the Froody - The Shah Of Great Boo-hally,
   Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife,
   Coveter Of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire
135. Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader To The Thingite Clan
136. KerrAvon- Thingite In Charge Of Revoltionary Misspelt Graffetttti
137. Sir Stu - Thingite Cook
138. Sir Culdasac - Master Of The Thingite Monkey Army
139. Alex - Thingite Ambassador Of The Irony Of The Smile
140. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating
   And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
141. Doc Shinryuu - The Great And Powerful Towel Mage
142. peter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel Namesake And
   Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice
143. AndyG - Thingite Scanner Of Subterrainean Surfaces
144. Yankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator Of Thingite Espionage
145. Vroomfindel - Thingite Of Title-Related Indecisiveness
   And Unofficial Changer Of The Mind
146. Pinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis Of
   Very Nearly All Things Piscine
147. NihilistMan - Enforcer Of Good And Righteous Aroma
   To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable
   Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle
148. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating And
   Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
149. winter rae - Zen Controller Of Strategy And Reconnaisance
150. Captain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance
   Repairman Of Thingite Stuff
151. mezzy5 - Thingite Weather Dragon
152. Hyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster Of Educashun
153. Jedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk Jedi
154. Typolifi - Grand Nofficer Of The 5th Wibble Taskforce
155. Peet - Pedant To The Stars
156. Crazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana
   "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants
157. Utter Bewilderment - Thingite Preacher
158. Auralyra - Thingite Ambassador To Fools, Keeper Of The
   Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli
159. Beatnik - Relatively Official Minister Of
   Anything Saturated With Caffeine
160. Daro Frink - Sub Personality Of Daro. In Charge Of
   Co-ordinating The Voices In Your Head
161. Redz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's Sister
162. British Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan Of The Dark Side
163. Ineffable -
The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of-
   Somewhere-Or-Another, In
Disguise
164. ddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy Bear
165. RhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link To Psueudophysical Reality
166. Amy Pawloski - Thingite Official
   Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer
   ...er...er...
167. Tubaman - Official Thingte Kleptomaniac
168. Terran - The Gabble-Less, Except On Weekends
169. Zok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop Of The Thingites
   And Poobah Of The Way Of The Spork
170. RYU - The Lord Of The Light Dragons
171. Cybercat - Cleaner Of Strange And Metallic Objects
172. Chauncey - The Startled Gazeebo
173. The Omniscient One - Guardian Of All Thingite
   Knowledge And Wisdom
174. Ralph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander
   Of All Killer Llamas
175. Darth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled
   Shaver Of Hairy Dragons
175a. Narapoia - Life President Of The Good Intentions Club (Hades Branch)
176. Oberon2001 - Holder Of The Royal Knickers,
   Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic
177. Rajimom - Duchess Of Sodit
178. Z Phantom - Bringer Of Boring And Dull Books
179. quid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here
   And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites,
   Please Go To This A857937 And You'll
   Know The Reason Why
180. Zhora - Lover Of Sailors And Mountaineers,
   Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread
To The
   Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can
   Of Irn Bru
181. JustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor Of Thingite-ica
182. Mr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener
   And Part-Time Caretaker
183. finnjim - THE Teacher Of The Thingite Clan
184. Emmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane Maker
185. Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master And
   Cause Of Chemistry Lab Fiascos
186. Wuytvandriver - Head Of Insanely Fast Driving
187. Blood Angel - Thingus The Thingite Crusader
188. Jedi Apprentice - Very Depressed Thingite
189. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse - Executive
   Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation
   Center (Where We Help You Shed All
Those Old
   Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream
   Habits With A Minimum Of
Electro-Shock
   Therapy), And Holder Of The Keys To The Loo
190. Nerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The
   Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And
Australian
   Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days
   And Eventual Complete Cessation Of Work
191. Zantic - Evil Scientist In Training
192. Schroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat -
   Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of
   The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque
193. Miss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person
   In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose
   The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose
194. ApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places
   In The Halls Of The Thingite Cattle
195. Mystrunner - Assassin
196. Daniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert Tactics
197. Count Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener
   Of Phone Cords
198. Ranmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of
   Standing Around And Looking Generally
   Confused For Some Odd Reason
199. ecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of Dudleyville
200. Buzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe Diem
201. Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO Of Tandy And Direct Link To God
202. Snill (One of the Little People) - Master Of
   French-Horn Playing Turtles And The Main
   Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe
203. Zscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah Of The
   Thingites Of Estonia Faction
204. Atari - The Great Master Of Large Inflated Sporks
205. Mozzerella - Officer In Charge Of Hopelessly Complex Devices
206. Noggin the Nog - Secretary Of Stoat And Chief Weasel
207. Santa - Santa Claus
208. Jade - Official Hoarder Of Specially Trained
   Cats For The Thingite Armada
209. Euan - Honourable Thingite Boffin
210. Falstaff- Earl Marshal To The Thingite Cause
211. Queegle - Keeper Of The Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army
   And Mary Poppins's Bag Of Darkness
212. Deadelvis - The Holder Of The Chamber Of Extreme Sillyness
213. Jeff Mutton - In Charge Of Anne Robinson
   Facemasks And Stuffed Olives
214. Bryson - Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal
215. AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer And Official
   Helper-outer-er To The official Thingite Bartender
216. Lee - High Priestess In The Order Of The Silver Spork
217. Schrödinger's Cat-Flap - Thingite Master Of Tentacle
   Waving, Deep-Sea Cricket And Similar Sports
218. Hushpaw - The Wolf
219. Bix - Thingite Grand Exalted Advisutron To The High Tier
220. Farlander - Quackspert Of Things That Go Blastedly
   Missing On Sodit Mornings
221. Intrepidcat- The Grand Queen Pixy Of The Slightly Ovoid Table
222. Wired Kenny - Coffee Meister Of The Highlands
223. Lance Jasem Surgaw - President Of The Sub-Campaign
   To Commemorate June 24th As The
   Official Day Of The Towel
224. Masuud O'Flarity - Discount Fortune Teller
225. Viojen - Official Spork Polisher
226. Nylarthotep - Lord Of The Ever-Expanding Sea Of
   Human Ignorance And Stupidity And The Exclamation
   "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The
   Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch?
   It's A Bloody Classic!!!"
227. D'Tan - Thingite In Charge Of Sporks Used In
   Electrical Engineering Applications
228. A Leg - Spearheading The Kampain For Days To Be Spelt Rite
229. Aries - Guard Of The Space/Time Continuum And
   Member Of The Fellowship Of The Thing
230. Reefgirl - Thingite Librarian
231. nighthoover - The Guy Who Changes All The Lightbulbs
232. alien747 - Head Gardener And Minister For
   Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter,
   Thoughts, Sounds, Vapor, Lights, Ideas And Any
   Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build
   Symbolic Machines
233. Just Justin - Just Zis Guy, You Know?
234. Shake - Assistant Guardian Of The Space-Time Continuum
235. His Supreme Holiness Brendan I - Pope And
   Patriarch Of North America, Bishop Of
   Arizona, Metropolitan Of Phoenix
   And The Valley Of The Sun
236. Jodan - Head Miner Of 42 For The Edited Guide
237. Sir Mort - Of The Lunar Eclipse
238. JustMe - Minister Of Cheese
239. Jodan - Madpea - Thingite Flying Person
240. Alkland - Keeper Of Silly Hats Powerful Overlord
   (In A Nice Way) Of The Chesterfield Thingite Division
241. Andrew 2.5 - Ruler Of All Things Purple
   And Master Of All Superlative Adjectives
   Except Bluest
242. Hobart - Official Thingite Hornswoggler
243. Fish - Curser Of The Thingite Abusers Things
244. Me - He, Who, While Attempting Not To Become
   A Suburban Sufferer Of
   Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,
   Didn't Not Fail To Star In His Very Own
   Semiautobiographical Fish
245. Renee6612 - Archivist of Insignificant Minutiae
246. Bobo
247. Dragantha The Golden Dragon - The Queen Kri`sey Druak
   Her 1st Knight And Protector
248. Hyatir - Most High And Noble Sultan Of The Weasel Korps,
   Keeper Of The Golden Spoon, And Supplier
   Of The Overstuffed Hamsticks
249. Rt.Hon.Marklar - All Round Jolly Chap
   (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty
250. Draven - Master Of Random Blowtorch Activities
251. Lord Goosberry D'Fez - Grand Chyampion Fez Wearer,
   Defender Of The Cape
252. misha_franklin - The Carefree Twit
253. Daraline - Holder Of Profound Ignorance
   And Uneaten Marmite Sandwiches
254. Html works - Thingite Headsman
255. badger2099 - Lord Archancellor Badger,
   Cleaner Of The Mystic Scrolls, Duster Of The
   Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At
   The Local Magical Library
256. Takitomouse - Purveyor Of Spoons, Cakes And
   Slight Temporal Disturbances (With Widget)
257. Badger B - The Lord High Thingite Archivist
258. Zero Cool - Kitten From Pikey82
259. Arwen - 1/3 Of Multiminded Entity:
   Bartok The Bat, Veggie, Hippy, Other
   Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student
260. Les - Sole Representative Of The
   Manifestations Of The One True Tiggerboing
261. Eris - Thingite Goddess (And The 1st Thingite Baby!!!)
262. His Divine Shadow - Thingite Commander Of A
   Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen
263. Agent 1-3: High Priestess Of The Cult Of Ernie,
   Chieftain Of Laziali, And Professional Devotee
   Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks
264. Astroboy 69 - Aardvark Mutineer: Abscoder With
   Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom
265. PenGwen - Benevolent Tyrant, Of Hebetude And
   Vivacity; Keeper Of The Useless Book Of Wonder
   Knowledge (Was The Wonder Book Of Useless
   Knowledge, But Then It Became Totally Useless)
266. turvy - Honourable Gatekeeper Of The Barrier
   On The Underpass Car Park
267. Eric- The Other, Other White Meat
268. Dr Anthea - Thingite Psychiatrist
269. 2legs - Thingite Randomness Regulator
270. Denno - Thingite Calender Relabelling And
   Co-ordination Specialist
271. big rich - Official Stirrer Of Other Men's Tea
   And The Reason 90% Of Thingites Get Divorced
   Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout
   The Lands Of The Thingites
272. Flynn - General Secretary For The Ministry Of
   Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To
   Take Charge Of, E.g. Rechargeable Batteries
   and Pooh Sticks Champion
273. Maximus Decimus Meridius - General Of The Armies
   Of The Spork
274. Advocatus Diaboli - Supreme Generalissimo Of The
   Thingite Regiment Of Cowards
275. Tippsy - Oh What Now!
276. Alison - Executive Of The High Flyers
277. Whoever - Baron Of The Lower Prophecies
278. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork
   And Master Of Pi
279. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan)
Join the Thingite +1 Campaign today!!!


Here is the Code!!!

Post 2

Lady Scott

You realize of course that the numbers are a fairly recent addition to the code. It used to just be a list, and that was all, but Shea decided to put in the numbers - apparently just to make it easier to keep count. I'm sure she'll be glad to change it to reflect the Legend of Narapoia (did I spell that right?)


Here is the Code!!!

Post 3

Mullet

New code:



The 281 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite (+ 1 More)
1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
2. acidbath - Grand Visier
3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence
   (And Occasional Offence)
4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And
   General In Charge Of External
Affairs
5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms
6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass
7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite
Guard
   And Honourary Spork
Giver-Outer-er
8. HappyDude - Camp Follower
9. Mike - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide
Squad
10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale
12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants
13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder
14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn
16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas
18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing
19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
20. Minister Of Occasional Tables
21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy
22. Eris - Resident Deity
23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit
   And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother
25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire)
26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra
   And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets
29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies
30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance
33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite War Machine
35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions
36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs
37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)
38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And
   D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands
39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves)
   For The Court Of Thing
40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On
   Thingite Calendar
42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots
43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer And Official
   Person In Charge Of Making Something Official Looking
45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions
46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
   Weaponry For The Thingite Legions
48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin
49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness
51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies
52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry
53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   For All Things Thingy
54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
55-1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine
   Irish Thingite Council
57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites
   And Mother In Law From Hell
58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot Trooper)
59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!)
60. Thing - Thingite Gat
61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things
62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments
63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea
64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals
65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple
66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism
67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass
68. Sulk - Faithful Hound Of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier Of Thing
69. Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister For
   Unnecessary Macho Posturing
70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year
71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade
72. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -
   Thingite Alterer Of Calendars
73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks
75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons
76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion
80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For
   The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server
82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings
83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause
84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers
86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress
87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi
89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian
   And Scaled Beastie
90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith
92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,
   pithy name and spent five sleepless
   nights trying but couldn't think of one
   - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies
93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And Special Operations
94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice
95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences
   In The Court Of Thing
96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People
97. Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
98.Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness
99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And
   Confusing Conversations
100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty Exhaust
   Fumes And Other Noxious Substances
102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies
103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With
105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf
   Who Was Born On A Thing
107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic
108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
   Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy
109. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender Of Wibble,
   Pagan Younger And Official Pooper Scooper
110. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant
   Of The Thingite Army
111. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)
112. Michele - Purveyor Of Oscillating Gyroscopes
   And Thingite Postmistress General
113. Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist And
   Navigator Of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
   (Including But Not Limited To Walls And Bus Stops)
114. Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer
115. Candi - Mistress Of Titters
116. Clelba - Spigot Nodulator
117. Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist And Offical Spork Engraver
118. Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom
119. Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer
120. Carl - Official Undead Zombie Chicken Of Thing (ex partie)
121. Leeneh - Bornonthing
122. Ba'alzamon - Lord Of The Underworld,
   And All Things Dark And Slimy
123. Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner
124. Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent
125. Galen - Official Banisher Of Sodit
126. One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer
   In Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories
   And Shiny Gardening Tools
127. TORG - Lord High Slapper Of Wrists and
   Knitter Of Belly-Button Fluff
128. Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer Of Laziness And
   Giver-Outer-er Of Excuses For Being Lazy
129. GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson
   To/From The Questions Only Thread
130. THE KID - Romancer Of The Realm Of The Ridiculous
131. Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant
132. Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak And
   Follower Of Richard Marx-ism
133. Mr Legion - Secretary Of Evil For The Thingite Cause
134. Fadookie the Froody - The Shah Of Great Boo-hally,
   Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife,
   Coveter Of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire
135. Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader To The Thingite Clan
136. KerrAvon- Thingite In Charge Of Revoltionary Misspelt Graffetttti
137. Sir Stu - Thingite Cook
138. Sir Culdasac - Master Of The Thingite Monkey Army
139. Alex - Thingite Ambassador Of The Irony Of The Smile
140. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating
   And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
141. Doc Shinryuu - The Great And Powerful Towel Mage
142. peter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel Namesake And
   Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice
143. AndyG - Thingite Scanner Of Subterrainean Surfaces
144. Yankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator Of Thingite Espionage
145. Vroomfindel - Thingite Of Title-Related Indecisiveness
   And Unofficial Changer Of The Mind
146. Pinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis Of
   Very Nearly All Things Piscine
147. NihilistMan - Enforcer Of Good And Righteous Aroma
   To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable
   Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle
148. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating And
   Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
149. winter rae - Zen Controller Of Strategy And Reconnaisance
150. Captain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance
   Repairman Of Thingite Stuff
151. mezzy5 - Thingite Weather Dragon
152. Hyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster Of Educashun
153. Jedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk Jedi
154. Typolifi - Grand Nofficer Of The 5th Wibble Taskforce
155. Peet - Pedant To The Stars
156. Crazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana
   "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants
157. Utter Bewilderment - Thingite Preacher
158. Auralyra - Thingite Ambassador To Fools, Keeper Of The
   Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli
159. Beatnik - Relatively Official Minister Of
   Anything Saturated With Caffeine
160. Daro Frink - Sub Personality Of Daro. In Charge Of
   Co-ordinating The Voices In Your Head
161. Redz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's Sister
162. British Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan Of The Dark Side
163. Ineffable -
The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of-
   Somewhere-Or-Another, In
Disguise
164. ddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy Bear
165. RhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link To Psueudophysical Reality
166. Amy Pawloski - Thingite Official
   Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer
   ...er...er...
167. Tubaman - Official Thingte Kleptomaniac
168. Terran - The Gabble-Less, Except On Weekends
169. Zok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop Of The Thingites
   And Poobah Of The Way Of The Spork
170. RYU - The Lord Of The Light Dragons
171. Cybercat - Cleaner Of Strange And Metallic Objects
172. Chauncey - The Startled Gazeebo
173. The Omniscient One - Guardian Of All Thingite
   Knowledge And Wisdom
174. Ralph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander
   Of All Killer Llamas
175. Darth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled
   Shaver Of Hairy Dragons
175a. Narapoia - Life President Of The Good Intentions Club (Hades Branch)
176. Oberon2001 - Holder Of The Royal Knickers,
   Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic
177. Rajimom - Duchess Of Sodit
178. Z Phantom - Bringer Of Boring And Dull Books
179. quid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here
   And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites,
   Please Go To This A857937 And You'll
   Know The Reason Why
180. Zhora - Lover Of Sailors And Mountaineers,
   Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread
To The
   Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can
   Of Irn Bru
181. JustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor Of Thingite-ica
182. Mr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener
   And Part-Time Caretaker
183. finnjim - THE Teacher Of The Thingite Clan
184. Emmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane Maker
185. Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master And
   Cause Of Chemistry Lab Fiascos
186. Wuytvandriver - Head Of Insanely Fast Driving
187. Blood Angel - Thingus The Thingite Crusader
188. Jedi Apprentice - Very Depressed Thingite
189. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse - Executive
   Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation
   Center (Where We Help You Shed All
Those Old
   Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream
   Habits With A Minimum Of
Electro-Shock
   Therapy), And Holder Of The Keys To The Loo
190. Nerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The
   Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And
Australian
   Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days
   And Eventual Complete Cessation Of Work
191. Zantic - Evil Scientist In Training
192. Schroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat -
   Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of
   The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque
193. Miss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person
   In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose
   The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose
194. ApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places
   In The Halls Of The Thingite Cattle
195. Mystrunner - Assassin
196. Daniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert Tactics
197. Count Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener
   Of Phone Cords
198. Ranmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of
   Standing Around And Looking Generally
   Confused For Some Odd Reason
199. ecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of Dudleyville
200. Buzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe Diem
201. Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO Of Tandy And Direct Link To God
202. Snill (One of the Little People) - Master Of
   French-Horn Playing Turtles And The Main
   Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe
203. Zscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah Of The
   Thingites Of Estonia Faction
204. Atari - The Great Master Of Large Inflated Sporks
205. Mozzerella - Officer In Charge Of Hopelessly Complex Devices
206. Noggin the Nog - Secretary Of Stoat And Chief Weasel
207. Santa - Santa Claus
208. Jade - Official Hoarder Of Specially Trained
   Cats For The Thingite Armada
209. Euan - Honourable Thingite Boffin
210. Falstaff- Earl Marshal To The Thingite Cause
211. Queegle - Keeper Of The Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army
   And Mary Poppins's Bag Of Darkness
212. Deadelvis - The Holder Of The Chamber Of Extreme Sillyness
213. Jeff Mutton - In Charge Of Anne Robinson
   Facemasks And Stuffed Olives
214. Bryson - Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal
215. AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer And Official
   Helper-outer-er To The official Thingite Bartender
216. Lee - High Priestess In The Order Of The Silver Spork
217. Schrödinger's Cat-Flap - Thingite Master Of Tentacle
   Waving, Deep-Sea Cricket And Similar Sports
218. Hushpaw - The Wolf
219. Bix - Thingite Grand Exalted Advisutron To The High Tier
220. Farlander - Quackspert Of Things That Go Blastedly
   Missing On Sodit Mornings
221. Intrepidcat- The Grand Queen Pixy Of The Slightly Ovoid Table
222. Wired Kenny - Coffee Meister Of The Highlands
223. Lance Jasem Surgaw - President Of The Sub-Campaign
   To Commemorate June 24th As The
   Official Day Of The Towel
224. Masuud O'Flarity - Discount Fortune Teller
225. Viojen - Official Spork Polisher
226. Nylarthotep - Lord Of The Ever-Expanding Sea Of
   Human Ignorance And Stupidity And The Exclamation
   "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The
   Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch?
   It's A Bloody Classic!!!"
227. D'Tan - Thingite In Charge Of Sporks Used In
   Electrical Engineering Applications
228. A Leg - Spearheading The Kampain For Days To Be Spelt Rite
229. Aries - Guard Of The Space/Time Continuum And
   Member Of The Fellowship Of The Thing
230. Reefgirl - Thingite Librarian
231. nighthoover - The Guy Who Changes All The Lightbulbs
232. alien747 - Head Gardener And Minister For
   Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter,
   Thoughts, Sounds, Vapor, Lights, Ideas And Any
   Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build
   Symbolic Machines
233. Just Justin - Just Zis Guy, You Know?
234. Shake - Assistant Guardian Of The Space-Time Continuum
235. His Supreme Holiness Brendan I - Pope And
   Patriarch Of North America, Bishop Of
   Arizona, Metropolitan Of Phoenix
   And The Valley Of The Sun
236. Jodan - Head Miner Of 42 For The Edited Guide
237. Sir Mort - Of The Lunar Eclipse
238. JustMe - Minister Of Cheese
239. Jodan - Madpea - Thingite Flying Person
240. Alkland - Keeper Of Silly Hats Powerful Overlord
   (In A Nice Way) Of The Chesterfield Thingite Division
241. Andrew 2.5 - Ruler Of All Things Purple
   And Master Of All Superlative Adjectives
   Except Bluest
242. Hobart - Official Thingite Hornswoggler
243. Fish - Curser Of The Thingite Abusers Things
244. Me - He, Who, While Attempting Not To Become
   A Suburban Sufferer Of
   Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,
   Didn't Not Fail To Star In His Very Own
   Semiautobiographical Fish
245. Renee6612 - Archivist of Insignificant Minutiae
246. Bobo
247. Dragantha The Golden Dragon - The Queen Kri`sey Druak
   Her 1st Knight And Protector
248. Hyatir - Most High And Noble Sultan Of The Weasel Korps,
   Keeper Of The Golden Spoon, And Supplier
   Of The Overstuffed Hamsticks
249. Rt.Hon.Marklar - All Round Jolly Chap
   (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty
250. Draven - Master Of Random Blowtorch Activities
251. Lord Goosberry D'Fez - Grand Chyampion Fez Wearer,
   Defender Of The Cape
252. misha_franklin - The Carefree Twit
253. Daraline - Holder Of Profound Ignorance
   And Uneaten Marmite Sandwiches
254. Html works - Thingite Headsman
255. badger2099 - Lord Archancellor Badger,
   Cleaner Of The Mystic Scrolls, Duster Of The
   Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At
   The Local Magical Library
256. Takitomouse - Purveyor Of Spoons, Cakes And
   Slight Temporal Disturbances (With Widget)
257. Badger B - The Lord High Thingite Archivist
258. Zero Cool - Kitten From Pikey82
259. Arwen - 1/3 Of Multiminded Entity:
   Bartok The Bat, Veggie, Hippy, Other
   Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student
260. Les - Sole Representative Of The
   Manifestations Of The One True Tiggerboing
261. Eris - Thingite Goddess (And The 1st Thingite Baby!!!)
262. His Divine Shadow - Thingite Commander Of A
   Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen
263. Agent 1-3: High Priestess Of The Cult Of Ernie,
   Chieftain Of Laziali, And Professional Devotee
   Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks
264. Astroboy 69 - Aardvark Mutineer: Abscoder With
   Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom
265. PenGwen - Benevolent Tyrant, Of Hebetude And
   Vivacity; Keeper Of The Useless Book Of Wonder
   Knowledge (Was The Wonder Book Of Useless
   Knowledge, But Then It Became Totally Useless)
266. turvy - Honourable Gatekeeper Of The Barrier
   On The Underpass Car Park
267. Eric- The Other, Other White Meat
268. Dr Anthea - Thingite Psychiatrist
269. 2legs - Thingite Randomness Regulator
270. Denno - Thingite Calender Relabelling And
   Co-ordination Specialist
271. big rich - Official Stirrer Of Other Men's Tea
   And The Reason 90% Of Thingites Get Divorced
   Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout
   The Lands Of The Thingites
272. Flynn - General Secretary For The Ministry Of
   Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To
   Take Charge Of, E.g. Rechargeable Batteries
   and Pooh Sticks Champion
273. Maximus Decimus Meridius - General Of The Armies
   Of The Spork
274. Advocatus Diaboli - Supreme Generalissimo Of The
   Thingite Regiment Of Cowards
275. Tippsy - Oh What Now!
276. Alison - Executive Of The High Flyers
277. Whoever - Baron Of The Lower Prophecies
278. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork
   And Master Of Pi
279. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan)
280. Tacsatduck - Sgt. Who Isn't Anywhere Near 50 But Gets
   Mistaken For It, In Charge Of Finding Women
   For Zak The Duck, While At The Same Time Saying
   YYYYAAAAYYYY Really Loud Like A Yeti With A Harmonica
   In The Key Of G, Adder Of Numbers To Equal 42,
   Loser Of Cameras, Enemy Of The Evil Sheep,
   Drinker Of (stout, ale, stiffdrink, Or Just Whatever
   Is Free), Jumper Outer Of Almost Perfectly Good
   Airplanes, Haver Of Sparkly Eyes, Doer Of
   Manly Cross-stitching, Corruptor Of Youth And
   Just About Everyone Else, Miss Speller Of Words,
   And All Around Delicate Flower (Who Plays Prop)
281. skittledog - Defender Of The Letter 'S'
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The 284 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite (+1 more)
1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
2. acidbath - Grand Visier
3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence
   (And Occasional Offence)
4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And
   General In Charge Of External
Affairs
5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms
6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass
7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite
Guard
   And Honourary Spork
Giver-Outer-er
8. HappyDude - Camp Follower
9. Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide
Squad
10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale
12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants
13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder
14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn
16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas
18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing
19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
20. Minister Of Occasional Tables
21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy
22. Kaz - Resident Deity
23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit
   And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother
25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire)
26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra
   And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets
29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies
30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance
33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite War Machine
35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions
36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs
37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)
38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And
   D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands
39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves)
   For The Court Of Thing
40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On
   Thingite Calendar
42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots
43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer And Official
   Person In Charge Of Making Something Official Looking
45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions
46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
   Weaponry For The Thingite Legions
48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin
49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness
51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies
52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry
53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   For All Things Thingy
54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
55-1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine
   Irish Thingite Council
57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites
   And Mother In Law From Hell
58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot Trooper)
59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!)
60. Thing - Thingite Gat
61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things
62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments
63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea
64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals
65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple
66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism
67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass
68. Sulk - Faithful Hound Of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier Of Thing
69. Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister For
   Unnecessary Macho Posturing
70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year
71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade
72. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -
   Thingite Alterer Of Calendars
73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks
75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons
76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion
80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For
   The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server
82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings
83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause
84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers
86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress
87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi
89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian
   And Scaled Beastie
90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith
92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,
   pithy name and spent five sleepless
   nights trying but couldn't think of one
   - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies
93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And Special Operations
94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice
95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences
   In The Court Of Thing
96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People
97. Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
98.Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness
99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And
   Confusing Conversations
100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty Exhaust
   Fumes And Other Noxious Substances
102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies
103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With
105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf
   Who Was Born On A Thing
107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic
108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
   Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy
109. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender Of Wibble,
   Pagan Younger And Official Pooper Scooper
110. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant
   Of The Thingite Army
111. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)
112. Michele - Purveyor Of Oscillating Gyroscopes
   And Thingite Postmistress General
113. Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist And
   Navigator Of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
   (Including But Not Limited To Walls And Bus Stops)
114. Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer
115. Candi - Mistress Of Titters
116. Clelba - Spigot Nodulator
117. Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist And Offical Spork Engraver
118. Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom
119. Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer
120. Carl - Official Undead Zombie Chicken Of Thing (ex partie)
121. Leeneh - Bornonthing
122. Ba'alzamon - Lord Of The Underworld,
   And All Things Dark And Slimy
123. Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner
124. Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent
125. Galen - Official Banisher Of Sodit
126. One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer
   In Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories
   And Shiny Gardening Tools
127. TORG - Lord High Slapper Of Wrists and
   Knitter Of Belly-Button Fluff
128. Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer Of Laziness And
   Giver-Outer-er Of Excuses For Being Lazy
129. GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson
   To/From The Questions Only Thread
130. THE KID - Romancer Of The Realm Of The Ridiculous
131. Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant
132. Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak And
   Follower Of Richard Marx-ism
133. Mr Legion - Secretary Of Evil For The Thingite Cause
134. Fadookie the Froody - The Shah Of Great Boo-hally,
   Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife,
   Coveter Of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire
135. Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader To The Thingite Clan
136. KerrAvon- Thingite In Charge Of Revoltionary Misspelt Graffetttti
137. Sir Stu - Thingite Cook
138. Sir Culdasac - Master Of The Thingite Monkey Army
139. Alex - Thingite Ambassador Of The Irony Of The Smile
140. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating
   And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
141. Doc Shinryuu - The Great And Powerful Towel Mage
142. peter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel Namesake And
   Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice
143. AndyG - Thingite Scanner Of Subterrainean Surfaces
144. Yankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator Of Thingite Espionage
145. Vroomfindel - Thingite Of Title-Related Indecisiveness
   And Unofficial Changer Of The Mind
146. Pinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis Of
   Very Nearly All Things Piscine
147. NihilistMan - Enforcer Of Good And Righteous Aroma
   To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable
   Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle
148. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating And
   Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
149. winter rae - Zen Controller Of Strategy And Reconnaisance
150. Captain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance
   Repairman Of Thingite Stuff
151. mezzy5 - Thingite Weather Dragon
152. Hyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster Of Educashun
153. Jedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk Jedi
154. Typolifi - Grand Nofficer Of The 5th Wibble Taskforce
155. Peet - Pedant To The Stars
156. Crazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana
   "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants
157. Utter Bewilderment - Thingite Preacher
158. Auralyra - Thingite Ambassador To Fools, Keeper Of The
   Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli
159. Beatnik - Relatively Official Minister Of
   Anything Saturated With Caffeine
160. Daro Frink - Sub Personality Of Daro. In Charge Of
   Co-ordinating The Voices In Your Head
161. Redz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's Sister
162. British Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan Of The Dark Side
163. Ineffable -
The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of-
   Somewhere-Or-Another, In
Disguise
164. ddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy Bear
165. RhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link To Psueudophysical Reality
166. Amy Pawloski - Thingite Official
   Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer
   ...er...er...
167. Tubaman - Official Thingte Kleptomaniac
168. Terran - The Gabble-Less, Except On Weekends
169. Zok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop Of The Thingites
   And Poobah Of The Way Of The Spork
170. RYU - The Lord Of The Light Dragons
171. Cybercat - Cleaner Of Strange And Metallic Objects
172. Chauncey - The Startled Gazeebo
173. The Omniscient One - Guardian Of All Thingite
   Knowledge And Wisdom
174. Ralph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander
   Of All Killer Llamas
175. Darth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled
   Shaver Of Hairy Dragons
175a. Narapoia - Life President Of The Good Intentions Club (Hades Branch)
176. Oberon2001 - Holder Of The Royal Knickers,
   Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic
177. Rajimom - Duchess Of Sodit
178. Z Phantom - Bringer Of Boring And Dull Books
179. quid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here
   And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites,
   Please Go To This A857937 And You'll
   Know The Reason Why
180. Zhora - Lover Of Sailors And Mountaineers,
   Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread
To The
   Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can
   Of Irn Bru
181. JustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor Of Thingite-ica
182. Mr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener
   And Part-Time Caretaker
183. finnjim - THE Teacher Of The Thingite Clan
184. Emmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane Maker
185. Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master And
   Cause Of Chemistry Lab Fiascos
186. Wuytvandriver - Head Of Insanely Fast Driving
187. Blood Angel - Thingus The Thingite Crusader
188. Jedi Apprentice - Very Depressed Thingite
189. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse - Executive
   Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation
   Center (Where We Help You Shed All
Those Old
   Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream
   Habits With A Minimum Of
Electro-Shock
   Therapy), And Holder Of The Keys To The Loo
190. Nerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The
   Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And
Australian
   Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days
   And Eventual Complete Cessation Of Work
191. Zantic - Evil Scientist In Training
192. Schroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat -
   Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of
   The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque
193. Miss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person
   In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose
   The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose
194. ApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places
   In The Halls Of The Thingite Cattle
195. Mystrunner - Assassin
196. Daniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert Tactics
197. Count Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener
   Of Phone Cords
198. Ranmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of
   Standing Around And Looking Generally
   Confused For Some Odd Reason
199. ecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of Dudleyville
200. Buzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe Diem
201. Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO Of Tandy And Direct Link To God
202. Snill (One of the Little People) - Master Of
   French-Horn Playing Turtles And The Main
   Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe
203. Zscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah Of The
   Thingites Of Estonia Faction
204. Atari - The Great Master Of Large Inflated Sporks
205. Mozzerella - Officer In Charge Of Hopelessly Complex Devices
206. Noggin the Nog - Secretary Of Stoat And Chief Weasel
207. Santa - Santa Claus
208. Jade - Official Hoarder Of Specially Trained
   Cats For The Thingite Armada
209. Euan - Honourable Thingite Boffin
210. Falstaff- Earl Marshal To The Thingite Cause
211. Queegle - Keeper Of The Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army
   And Mary Poppins's Bag Of Darkness
212. Deadelvis - The Holder Of The Chamber Of Extreme Sillyness
213. Jeff Mutton - In Charge Of Anne Robinson
   Facemasks And Stuffed Olives
214. Bryson - Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal
215. AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer And Official
   Helper-outer-er To The official Thingite Bartender
216. Lee - High Priestess In The Order Of The Silver Spork
217. Schrödinger's Cat-Flap - Thingite Master Of Tentacle
   Waving, Deep-Sea Cricket And Similar Sports
218. Hushpaw - The Wolf
219. Bix - Thingite Grand Exalted Advisutron To The High Tier
220. Farlander - Quackspert Of Things That Go Blastedly
   Missing On Sodit Mornings
221. Intrepidcat- The Grand Queen Pixy Of The Slightly Ovoid Table
222. Wired Kenny - Coffee Meister Of The Highlands
223. Deus Ex Machina - Thingite Of The 42K Post
   And A Great Deal of Shame Associated
   With It (Not Being Allowed To Leave!)
224. Masuud O'Flarity - Discount Fortune Teller
225. Viojen - Official Spork Polisher
226. Nylarthotep - Lord Of The Ever-Expanding Sea Of
   Human Ignorance And Stupidity And The Exclamation
   "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The
   Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch?
   It's A Bloody Classic!!!"
227. D'Tan - Thingite In Charge Of Sporks Used In
   Electrical Engineering Applications
228. A Leg - Spearheading The Kampain For Days To Be Spelt Rite
229. Aries - Guard Of The Space/Time Continuum And
   Member Of The Fellowship Of The Thing
230. Reefgirl - Thingite Librarian
231. nighthoover - The Guy Who Changes All The Lightbulbs
232. alien747 - Head Gardener And Minister For
   Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter,
   Thoughts, Sounds, Vapor, Lights, Ideas And Any
   Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build
   Symbolic Machines
233. Just Justin - Just Zis Guy, You Know?
234. Shake - Assistant Guardian Of The Space-Time Continuum
235. His Supreme Holiness Brendan I - Pope And
   Patriarch Of North America, Bishop Of
   Arizona, Metropolitan Of Phoenix
   And The Valley Of The Sun
236. Jodan - Head Miner Of 42 For The Edited Guide
237. Sir Mort - Of The Lunar Eclipse
238. JustMe - Minister Of Cheese
239. Jodan - Madpea - Thingite Flying Person
240. Alkland - Keeper Of Silly Hats Powerful Overlord
   (In A Nice Way) Of The Chesterfield Thingite Division
241. Andrew 2.5 - Ruler Of All Things Purple
   And Master Of All Superlative Adjectives
   Except Bluest
242. Hobart - Official Thingite Hornswoggler
243. Fish - Curser Of The Thingite Abusers Things
244. Me - He, Who, While Attempting Not To Become
   A Suburban Sufferer Of
   Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,
   Didn't Not Fail To Star In His Very Own
   Semiautobiographical Fish
245. Renee6612 - Archivist of Insignificant Minutiae
246. Bobo
247. Dragantha The Golden Dragon - The Queen Kri`sey Druak
   Her 1st Knight And Protector
248. Hyatir - Most High And Noble Sultan Of The Weasel Korps,
   Keeper Of The Golden Spoon, And Supplier
   Of The Overstuffed Hamsticks
249. Rt.Hon.Marklar - All Round Jolly Chap
   (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty
250. Draven - Master Of Random Blowtorch Activities
251. Lord Goosberry D'Fez - Grand Chyampion Fez Wearer,
   Defender Of The Cape
252. misha_franklin - The Carefree Twit
253. Daraline - Holder Of Profound Ignorance
   And Uneaten Marmite Sandwiches
254. Html works - Thingite Headsman
255. badger2099 - Lord Archancellor Badger,
   Cleaner Of The Mystic Scrolls, Duster Of The
   Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At
   The Local Magical Library
256. Takitomouse - Purveyor Of Spoons, Cakes And
   Slight Temporal Disturbances (With Widget)
257. Badger B - The Lord High Thingite Archivist
258. Zero Cool - Kitten From Pikey82
259. Arwen - 1/3 Of Multiminded Entity:
   Bartok The Bat, Veggie, Hippy, Other
   Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student
260. Les - Sole Representative Of The
   Manifestations Of The One True Tigger (boing)
261. Eris - Thingite Goddess (And The 1st Thingite Baby!!!)
262. His Divine Shadow - Thingite Commander Of A
   Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen
263. Agent 1-3: High Priestess Of The Cult Of Ernie,
   Chieftain Of Laziali, And Professional Devotee
   Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks
264. Astroboy 69 - Aardvark Mutineer: Abscoder With
   Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom
265. PenGwen - Benevolent Tyrant, Of Hebetude And
   Vivacity; Keeper Of The Useless Book Of Wonder
   Knowledge (Was The Wonder Book Of Useless
   Knowledge, But Then It Became Totally Useless)
266. turvy - Honourable Gatekeeper Of The Barrier
   On The Underpass Car Park
267. Eric- The Other, Other White Meat
268. Dr Anthea - Thingite Psychiatrist
269. 2legs - Thingite Randomness Regulator
270. Denno - Thingite Calender Relabelling And
   Co-ordination Specialist
271. big rich - Official Stirrer Of Other Men's Tea
   And The Reason 90% Of Thingites Get Divorced
   Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout
   The Lands Of The Thingites
272. Flynn - General Secretary For The Ministry Of
   Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To
   Take Charge Of, E.g. Rechargeable Batteries
   and Pooh Sticks Champion
273. Maximus Decimus Meridius - General Of The Armies
   Of The Spork
274. Advocatus Diaboli - Supreme Generalissimo Of The
   Thingite Regiment Of Cowards
275. Tippsy - Oh What Now!
276. Alison - Executive Of The High Flyers
277. Whoever - Baron Of The Lower Prophecies
278. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork
   And Master Of Pi
279. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan)
280. Tacsatduck - Sgt. Who Isn't Anywhere Near 50 But Gets
   Mistaken For It, In Charge Of Finding Women
   For Zak The Duck, While At The Same Time Saying
   YYYYAAAAYYYY Really Loud Like A Yeti With A Harmonica
   In The Key Of G, Adder Of Numbers To Equal 42,
   Loser Of Cameras, Enemy Of The Evil Sheep,
   Drinker Of (stout, ale, stiffdrink, Or Just Whatever
   Is Free), Jumper Outer Of Almost Perfectly Good
   Airplanes, Haver Of Sparkly Eyes, Doer Of
   Manly Cross-stitching, Corruptor Of Youth And
   Just About Everyone Else, Miss Speller Of Words,
   And All Around Delicate Flower (Who Plays Prop)
281. skittledog - Defender Of The Letter 'S'
282. Natai - Pizza Orderer Extraodinaire
283. Happysuggs - Retainer Of Useless Information For Good Of Thing-Kind
284. ismarah - Official Thingy Translater
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The 285 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite (+1 More)
1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
2. acidbath - Grand Visier
3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence
   (And Occasional Offence)
4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And
   General In Charge Of External
Affairs
5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms
6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass
7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite
Guard
   And Honourary Spork
Giver-Outer-er
8. HappyDude - Camp Follower
9. Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide
Squad
10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale
12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants
13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder
14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn
16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas
18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing
19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
20. Minister Of Occasional Tables
21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy
22. Kaz - Resident Deity
23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit
   And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother
25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire)
26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra
   And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets
29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies
30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance
33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite War Machine
35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions
36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs
37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)
38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And
   D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands
39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves)
   For The Court Of Thing
40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On
   Thingite Calendar
42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots
43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer And Official
   Person In Charge Of Making Something Official Looking
45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions
46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
   Weaponry For The Thingite Legions
48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin
49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness
51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies
52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry
53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   For All Things Thingy
54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
55-1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine
   Irish Thingite Council
57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites
   And Mother In Law From Hell
58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot Trooper)
59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!)
60. Thing - Thingite Gat
61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things
62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments
63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea
64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals
65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple
66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism
67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass
68. Sulk - Faithful Hound Of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier Of Thing
69. Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister For
   Unnecessary Macho Posturing
70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year
71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade
72. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -
   Thingite Alterer Of Calendars
73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks
75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons
76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion
80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For
   The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server
82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings
83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause
84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers
86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress
87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi
89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian
   And Scaled Beastie
90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith
92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,
   pithy name and spent five sleepless
   nights trying but couldn't think of one
   - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies
93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And Special Operations
94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice
95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences
   In The Court Of Thing
96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People
97. Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
98.Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness
99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And
   Confusing Conversations
100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty Exhaust
   Fumes And Other Noxious Substances
102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies
103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With
105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf
   Who Was Born On A Thing
107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic
108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
   Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy
109. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender Of Wibble,
   Pagan Younger And Official Pooper Scooper
110. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant
   Of The Thingite Army
111. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)
112. Michele - Purveyor Of Oscillating Gyroscopes
   And Thingite Postmistress General
113. Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist And
   Navigator Of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
   (Including But Not Limited To Walls And Bus Stops)
114. Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer
115. Candi - Mistress Of Titters
116. Clelba - Spigot Nodulator
117. Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist And Offical Spork Engraver
118. Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom
119. Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer
120. Carl - Official Undead Zombie Chicken Of Thing (ex partie)
121. Leeneh - Bornonthing
122. Ba'alzamon - Lord Of The Underworld,
   And All Things Dark And Slimy
123. Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner
124. Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent
125. Galen - Official Banisher Of Sodit
126. One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer
   In Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories
   And Shiny Gardening Tools
127. TORG - Lord High Slapper Of Wrists and
   Knitter Of Belly-Button Fluff
128. Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer Of Laziness And
   Giver-Outer-er Of Excuses For Being Lazy
129. GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson
   To/From The Questions Only Thread
130. THE KID - Romancer Of The Realm Of The Ridiculous
131. Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant
132. Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak And
   Follower Of Richard Marx-ism
133. Mr Legion - Secretary Of Evil For The Thingite Cause
134. Fadookie the Froody - The Shah Of Great Boo-hally,
   Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife,
   Coveter Of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire
135. Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader To The Thingite Clan
136. KerrAvon- Thingite In Charge Of Revoltionary Misspelt Graffetttti
137. Sir Stu - Thingite Cook
138. Sir Culdasac - Master Of The Thingite Monkey Army
139. Alex - Thingite Ambassador Of The Irony Of The Smile
140. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating
   And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
141. Doc Shinryuu - The Great And Powerful Towel Mage
142. peter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel Namesake And
   Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice
143. AndyG - Thingite Scanner Of Subterrainean Surfaces
144. Yankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator Of Thingite Espionage
145. Vroomfindel - Thingite Of Title-Related Indecisiveness
   And Unofficial Changer Of The Mind
146. Pinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis Of
   Very Nearly All Things Piscine
147. NihilistMan - Enforcer Of Good And Righteous Aroma
   To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable
   Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle
148. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating And
   Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
149. winter rae - Zen Controller Of Strategy And Reconnaisance
150. Captain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance
   Repairman Of Thingite Stuff
151. mezzy5 - Thingite Weather Dragon
152. Hyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster Of Educashun
153. Jedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk Jedi
154. Typolifi - Grand Nofficer Of The 5th Wibble Taskforce
155. Peet - Pedant To The Stars
156. Crazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana
   "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants
157. Utter Bewilderment - Thingite Preacher
158. Auralyra - Thingite Ambassador To Fools, Keeper Of The
   Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli
159. Beatnik - Relatively Official Minister Of
   Anything Saturated With Caffeine
160. Daro Frink - Sub Personality Of Daro. In Charge Of
   Co-ordinating The Voices In Your Head
161. Redz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's Sister
162. British Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan Of The Dark Side
163. Ineffable -
The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of-
   Somewhere-Or-Another, In
Disguise
164. ddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy Bear
165. RhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link To Psueudophysical Reality
166. Amy Pawloski - Thingite Official
   Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer
   ...er...er...
167. Tubaman - Official Thingte Kleptomaniac
168. Terran - The Gabble-Less, Except On Weekends
169. Zok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop Of The Thingites
   And Poobah Of The Way Of The Spork
170. RYU - The Lord Of The Light Dragons
171. Cybercat - Cleaner Of Strange And Metallic Objects
172. Chauncey - The Startled Gazeebo
173. The Omniscient One - Guardian Of All Thingite
   Knowledge And Wisdom
174. Ralph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander
   Of All Killer Llamas
175. Darth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled
   Shaver Of Hairy Dragons
175a. Narapoia - Life President Of The Good Intentions Club (Hades Branch)
176. Oberon2001 - Holder Of The Royal Knickers,
   Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic
177. Rajimom - Duchess Of Sodit
178. Z Phantom - Bringer Of Boring And Dull Books
179. quid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here
   And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites,
   Please Go To This A857937 And You'll
   Know The Reason Why
180. Zhora - Lover Of Sailors And Mountaineers,
   Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread
To The
   Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can
   Of Irn Bru
181. JustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor Of Thingite-ica
182. Mr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener
   And Part-Time Caretaker
183. finnjim - THE Teacher Of The Thingite Clan
184. Emmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane Maker
185. Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master And
   Cause Of Chemistry Lab Fiascos
186. Wuytvandriver - Head Of Insanely Fast Driving
187. Blood Angel - Thingus The Thingite Crusader
188. Jedi Apprentice - Very Depressed Thingite
189. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse - Executive
   Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation
   Center (Where We Help You Shed All
Those Old
   Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream
   Habits With A Minimum Of
Electro-Shock
   Therapy), And Holder Of The Keys To The Loo
190. Nerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The
   Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And
Australian
   Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days
   And Eventual Complete Cessation Of Work
191. Zantic - Evil Scientist In Training
192. Schroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat -
   Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of
   The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque
193. Miss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person
   In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose
   The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose
194. ApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places
   In The Halls Of The Thingite Cattle
195. Mystrunner - Assassin
196. Daniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert Tactics
197. Count Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener
   Of Phone Cords
198. Ranmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of
   Standing Around And Looking Generally
   Confused For Some Odd Reason
199. ecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of Dudleyville
200. Buzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe Diem
201. Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO Of Tandy And Direct Link To God
202. Snill (One of the Little People) - Master Of
   French-Horn Playing Turtles And The Main
   Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe
203. Zscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah Of The
   Thingites Of Estonia Faction
204. Atari - The Great Master Of Large Inflated Sporks
205. Mozzerella - Officer In Charge Of Hopelessly Complex Devices
206. Noggin the Nog - Secretary Of Stoat And Chief Weasel
207. Santa - Santa Claus
208. Jade - Official Hoarder Of Specially Trained
   Cats For The Thingite Armada
209. Euan - Honourable Thingite Boffin
210. Falstaff- Earl Marshal To The Thingite Cause
211. Queegle - Keeper Of The Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army
   And Mary Poppins's Bag Of Darkness
212. Deadelvis - The Holder Of The Chamber Of Extreme Sillyness
213. Jeff Mutton - In Charge Of Anne Robinson
   Facemasks And Stuffed Olives
214. Bryson - Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal
215. AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer And Official
   Helper-outer-er To The official Thingite Bartender
216. Lee - High Priestess In The Order Of The Silver Spork
217. Schrödinger's Cat-Flap - Thingite Master Of Tentacle
   Waving, Deep-Sea Cricket And Similar Sports
218. Hushpaw - The Wolf
219. Bix - Thingite Grand Exalted Advisutron To The High Tier
220. Farlander - Quackspert Of Things That Go Blastedly
   Missing On Sodit Mornings
221. Intrepidcat- The Grand Queen Pixy Of The Slightly Ovoid Table
222. Wired Kenny - Coffee Meister Of The Highlands
223. Deus Ex Machina - Thingite Of The 42K Post
   And A Great Deal of Shame Associated
   With It (Not Being Allowed To Leave!)
224. Masuud O'Flarity - Discount Fortune Teller
225. Viojen - Official Spork Polisher
226. Nylarthotep - Lord Of The Ever-Expanding Sea Of
   Human Ignorance And Stupidity And The Exclamation
   "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The
   Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch?
   It's A Bloody Classic!!!"
227. D'Tan - Thingite In Charge Of Sporks Used In
   Electrical Engineering Applications
228. A Leg - Spearheading The Kampain For Days To Be Spelt Rite
229. Aries - Guard Of The Space/Time Continuum And
   Member Of The Fellowship Of The Thing
230. Reefgirl - Thingite Librarian
231. nighthoover - The Guy Who Changes All The Lightbulbs
232. alien747 - Head Gardener And Minister For
   Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter,
   Thoughts, Sounds, Vapor, Lights, Ideas And Any
   Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build
   Symbolic Machines
233. Just Justin - Just Zis Guy, You Know?
234. Shake - Assistant Guardian Of The Space-Time Continuum
235. His Supreme Holiness Brendan I - Pope And
   Patriarch Of North America, Bishop Of
   Arizona, Metropolitan Of Phoenix
   And The Valley Of The Sun
236. Jodan - Head Miner Of 42 For The Edited Guide
237. Sir Mort - Of The Lunar Eclipse
238. JustMe - Minister Of Cheese
239. Jodan - Madpea - Thingite Flying Person
240. Alkland - Keeper Of Silly Hats Powerful Overlord
   (In A Nice Way) Of The Chesterfield Thingite Division
241. Andrew 2.5 - Ruler Of All Things Purple
   And Master Of All Superlative Adjectives
   Except Bluest
242. Hobart - Official Thingite Hornswoggler
243. Fish - Curser Of The Thingite Abusers Things
244. Me - He, Who, While Attempting Not To Become
   A Suburban Sufferer Of
   Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,
   Didn't Not Fail To Star In His Very Own
   Semiautobiographical Fish
245. Renee6612 - Archivist of Insignificant Minutiae
246. Bobo
247. Dragantha The Golden Dragon - The Queen Kri`sey Druak
   Her 1st Knight And Protector
248. Hyatir - Most High And Noble Sultan Of The Weasel Korps,
   Keeper Of The Golden Spoon, And Supplier
   Of The Overstuffed Hamsticks
249. Rt.Hon.Marklar - All Round Jolly Chap
   (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty
250. Draven - Master Of Random Blowtorch Activities
251. Lord Goosberry D'Fez - Grand Chyampion Fez Wearer,
   Defender Of The Cape
252. misha_franklin - The Carefree Twit
253. Daraline - Holder Of Profound Ignorance
   And Uneaten Marmite Sandwiches
254. Html works - Thingite Headsman
255. badger2099 - Lord Archancellor Badger,
   Cleaner Of The Mystic Scrolls, Duster Of The
   Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At
   The Local Magical Library
256. Takitomouse - Purveyor Of Spoons, Cakes And
   Slight Temporal Disturbances (With Widget)
257. Badger B - The Lord High Thingite Archivist
258. Zero Cool - Kitten From Pikey82
259. Arwen - 1/3 Of Multiminded Entity:
   Bartok The Bat, Veggie, Hippy, Other
   Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student
260. Les - Sole Representative Of The
   Manifestations Of The One True Tigger (boing)
261. Eris - Thingite Goddess (And The 1st Thingite Baby!!!)
262. His Divine Shadow - Thingite Commander Of A
   Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen
263. Agent 1-3: High Priestess Of The Cult Of Ernie,
   Chieftain Of Laziali, And Professional Devotee
   Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks
264. Astroboy 69 - Aardvark Mutineer: Abscoder With
   Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom
265. PenGwen - Benevolent Tyrant, Of Hebetude And
   Vivacity; Keeper Of The Useless Book Of Wonder
   Knowledge (Was The Wonder Book Of Useless
   Knowledge, But Then It Became Totally Useless)
266. turvy - Honourable Gatekeeper Of The Barrier
   On The Underpass Car Park
267. Eric- The Other, Other White Meat
268. Dr Anthea - Thingite Psychiatrist
269. 2legs - Thingite Randomness Regulator
270. Denno - Thingite Calender Relabelling And
   Co-ordination Specialist
271. big rich - Official Stirrer Of Other Men's Tea
   And The Reason 90% Of Thingites Get Divorced
   Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout
   The Lands Of The Thingites
272. Flynn - General Secretary For The Ministry Of
   Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To
   Take Charge Of, E.g. Rechargeable Batteries
   and Pooh Sticks Champion
273. Maximus Decimus Meridius - General Of The Armies
   Of The Spork
274. Advocatus Diaboli - Supreme Generalissimo Of The
   Thingite Regiment Of Cowards
275. Tippsy - Oh What Now!
276. Alison - Executive Of The High Flyers
277. Whoever - Baron Of The Lower Prophecies
278. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork
   And Master Of Pi
279. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan)
280. Tacsatduck - Sgt. Who Isn't Anywhere Near 50 But Gets
   Mistaken For It, In Charge Of Finding Women
   For Zak The Duck, While At The Same Time Saying
   YYYYAAAAYYYY Really Loud Like A Yeti With A Harmonica
   In The Key Of G, Adder Of Numbers To Equal 42,
   Loser Of Cameras, Enemy Of The Evil Sheep,
   Drinker Of (stout, ale, stiffdrink, Or Just Whatever
   Is Free), Jumper Outer Of Almost Perfectly Good
   Airplanes, Haver Of Sparkly Eyes, Doer Of
   Manly Cross-stitching, Corruptor Of Youth And
   Just About Everyone Else, Miss Speller Of Words,
   And All Around Delicate Flower (Who Plays Prop)
281. skittledog - Defender Of The Letter 'S'
282. Natai - Pizza Orderer Extraodinaire
283. Happysuggs - Retainer Of Useless Information For Good Of Thing-Kind
284. ismarah - Official Thingy Translater
285. Evil One - Not Really Evil Anti Thingism Thingite
   In Charge Of Creating Havoc In Thingite Threads By
   Constantly Uttering Blasphemous Day Names And
   Claiming Not To Be A Thingite



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The 286 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite (+1 More)
1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
2. acidbath - Grand Visier
3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence
   (And Occasional Offence)
4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And
   General In Charge Of External
Affairs
5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms
6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass
7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite
Guard
   And Honourary Spork
Giver-Outer-er
8. HappyDude - Camp Follower
9. Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide
Squad
10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale
12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants
13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder
14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn
16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas
18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing
19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
20. Minister Of Occasional Tables
21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy
22. Kaz - Resident Deity
23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit
   And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother
25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire)
26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra
   And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets
29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies
30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance
33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite War Machine
35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions
36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs
37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)
38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And
   D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands
39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves)
   For The Court Of Thing
40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On
   Thingite Calendar
42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots
43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer And Official
   Person In Charge Of Making Something Official Looking
45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions
46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
   Weaponry For The Thingite Legions
48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin
49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness
51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies
52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry
53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   For All Things Thingy
54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
55-1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine
   Irish Thingite Council
57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites
   And Mother In Law From Hell
58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot Trooper)
59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!)
60. Thing - Thingite Gat
61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things
62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments
63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea
64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals
65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple
66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism
67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass
68. Sulk - Faithful Hound Of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier Of Thing
69. Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister For
   Unnecessary Macho Posturing
70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year
71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade
72. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -
   Thingite Alterer Of Calendars
73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks
75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons
76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion
80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For
   The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server
82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings
83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause
84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers
86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress
87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi
89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian
   And Scaled Beastie
90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith
92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,
   pithy name and spent five sleepless
   nights trying but couldn't think of one
   - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies
93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And Special Operations
94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice
95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences
   In The Court Of Thing
96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People
97. Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
98.Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness
99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And
   Confusing Conversations
100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty Exhaust
   Fumes And Other Noxious Substances
102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies
103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With
105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf
   Who Was Born On A Thing
107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic
108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
   Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy
109. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender Of Wibble,
   Pagan Younger And Official Pooper Scooper
110. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant
   Of The Thingite Army
111. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)
112. Michele - Purveyor Of Oscillating Gyroscopes
   And Thingite Postmistress General
113. Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist And
   Navigator Of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
   (Including But Not Limited To Walls And Bus Stops)
114. Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer
115. Candi - Mistress Of Titters
116. Clelba - Spigot Nodulator
117. Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist And Offical Spork Engraver
118. Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom
119. Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer
120. Carl - Official Undead Zombie Chicken Of Thing (ex partie)
121. Leeneh - Bornonthing
122. Ba'alzamon - Lord Of The Underworld,
   And All Things Dark And Slimy
123. Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner
124. Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent
125. Galen - Official Banisher Of Sodit
126. One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer
   In Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories
   And Shiny Gardening Tools
127. TORG - Lord High Slapper Of Wrists and
   Knitter Of Belly-Button Fluff
128. Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer Of Laziness And
   Giver-Outer-er Of Excuses For Being Lazy
129. GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson
   To/From The Questions Only Thread
130. THE KID - Romancer Of The Realm Of The Ridiculous
131. Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant
132. Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak And
   Follower Of Richard Marx-ism
133. Mr Legion - Secretary Of Evil For The Thingite Cause
134. Fadookie the Froody - The Shah Of Great Boo-hally,
   Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife,
   Coveter Of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire
135. Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader To The Thingite Clan
136. KerrAvon- Thingite In Charge Of Revoltionary Misspelt Graffetttti
137. Sir Stu - Thingite Cook
138. Sir Culdasac - Master Of The Thingite Monkey Army
139. Alex - Thingite Ambassador Of The Irony Of The Smile
140. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating
   And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
141. Doc Shinryuu - The Great And Powerful Towel Mage
142. peter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel Namesake And
   Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice
143. AndyG - Thingite Scanner Of Subterrainean Surfaces
144. Yankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator Of Thingite Espionage
145. Vroomfindel - Thingite Of Title-Related Indecisiveness
   And Unofficial Changer Of The Mind
146. Pinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis Of
   Very Nearly All Things Piscine
147. NihilistMan - Enforcer Of Good And Righteous Aroma
   To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable
   Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle
148. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating And
   Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
149. winter rae - Zen Controller Of Strategy And Reconnaisance
150. Captain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance
   Repairman Of Thingite Stuff
151. mezzy5 - Thingite Weather Dragon
152. Hyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster Of Educashun
153. Jedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk Jedi
154. Typolifi - Grand Nofficer Of The 5th Wibble Taskforce
155. Peet - Pedant To The Stars
156. Crazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana
   "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants
157. Utter Bewilderment - Thingite Preacher
158. Auralyra - Thingite Ambassador To Fools, Keeper Of The
   Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli
159. Beatnik - Relatively Official Minister Of
   Anything Saturated With Caffeine
160. Daro Frink - Sub Personality Of Daro. In Charge Of
   Co-ordinating The Voices In Your Head
161. Redz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's Sister
162. British Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan Of The Dark Side
163. Ineffable -
The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of-
   Somewhere-Or-Another, In
Disguise
164. ddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy Bear
165. RhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link To Psueudophysical Reality
166. Amy Pawloski - Thingite Official
   Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer
   ...er...er...
167. Tubaman - Official Thingte Kleptomaniac
168. Terran - The Gabble-Less, Except On Weekends
169. Zok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop Of The Thingites
   And Poobah Of The Way Of The Spork
170. RYU - The Lord Of The Light Dragons
171. Cybercat - Cleaner Of Strange And Metallic Objects
172. Chauncey - The Startled Gazeebo
173. The Omniscient One - Guardian Of All Thingite
   Knowledge And Wisdom
174. Ralph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander
   Of All Killer Llamas
175. Darth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled
   Shaver Of Hairy Dragons
175a. Narapoia - Life President Of The Good Intentions Club (Hades Branch)
176. Oberon2001 - Holder Of The Royal Knickers,
   Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic
177. Rajimom - Duchess Of Sodit
178. Z Phantom - Bringer Of Boring And Dull Books
179. quid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here
   And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites,
   Please Go To This A857937 And You'll
   Know The Reason Why
180. Zhora - Lover Of Sailors And Mountaineers,
   Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread
To The
   Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can
   Of Irn Bru
181. JustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor Of Thingite-ica
182. Mr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener
   And Part-Time Caretaker
183. finnjim - THE Teacher Of The Thingite Clan
184. Emmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane Maker
185. Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master And
   Cause Of Chemistry Lab Fiascos
186. Wuytvandriver - Head Of Insanely Fast Driving
187. Blood Angel - Thingus The Thingite Crusader
188. Jedi Apprentice - Very Depressed Thingite
189. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse - Executive
   Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation
   Center (Where We Help You Shed All
Those Old
   Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream
   Habits With A Minimum Of
Electro-Shock
   Therapy), And Holder Of The Keys To The Loo
190. Nerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The
   Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And
Australian
   Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days
   And Eventual Complete Cessation Of Work
191. Zantic - Evil Scientist In Training
192. Schroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat -
   Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of
   The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque
193. Miss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person
   In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose
   The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose
194. ApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places
   In The Halls Of The Thingite Cattle
195. Mystrunner - Assassin
196. Daniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert Tactics
197. Count Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener
   Of Phone Cords
198. Ranmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of
   Standing Around And Looking Generally
   Confused For Some Odd Reason
199. ecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of Dudleyville
200. Buzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe Diem
201. Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO Of Tandy And Direct Link To God
202. Snill (One of the Little People) - Master Of
   French-Horn Playing Turtles And The Main
   Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe
203. Zscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah Of The
   Thingites Of Estonia Faction
204. Atari - The Great Master Of Large Inflated Sporks
205. Mozzerella - Officer In Charge Of Hopelessly Complex Devices
206. Noggin the Nog - Secretary Of Stoat And Chief Weasel
207. Santa - Santa Claus
208. Jade - Official Hoarder Of Specially Trained
   Cats For The Thingite Armada
209. Euan - Honourable Thingite Boffin
210. Falstaff- Earl Marshal To The Thingite Cause
211. Queegle - Keeper Of The Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army
   And Mary Poppins's Bag Of Darkness
212. Deadelvis - The Holder Of The Chamber Of Extreme Sillyness
213. Jeff Mutton - In Charge Of Anne Robinson
   Facemasks And Stuffed Olives
214. Bryson - Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal
215. AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer And Official
   Helper-outer-er To The official Thingite Bartender
216. Lee - High Priestess In The Order Of The Silver Spork
217. Schrödinger's Cat-Flap - Thingite Master Of Tentacle
   Waving, Deep-Sea Cricket And Similar Sports
218. Hushpaw - The Wolf
219. Bix - Thingite Grand Exalted Advisutron To The High Tier
220. Farlander - Quackspert Of Things That Go Blastedly
   Missing On Sodit Mornings
221. Intrepidcat- The Grand Queen Pixy Of The Slightly Ovoid Table
222. Wired Kenny - Coffee Meister Of The Highlands
223. Deus Ex Machina - Thingite Of The 42K Post
   And A Great Deal of Shame Associated
   With It (Not Being Allowed To Leave!)
224. Masuud O'Flarity - Discount Fortune Teller
225. Viojen - Official Spork Polisher
226. Nylarthotep - Lord Of The Ever-Expanding Sea Of
   Human Ignorance And Stupidity And The Exclamation
   "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The
   Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch?
   It's A Bloody Classic!!!"
227. D'Tan - Thingite In Charge Of Sporks Used In
   Electrical Engineering Applications
228. A Leg - Spearheading The Kampain For Days To Be Spelt Rite
229. Aries - Guard Of The Space/Time Continuum And
   Member Of The Fellowship Of The Thing
230. Reefgirl - Thingite Librarian
231. nighthoover - The Guy Who Changes All The Lightbulbs
232. alien747 - Head Gardener And Minister For
   Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter,
   Thoughts, Sounds, Vapor, Lights, Ideas And Any
   Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build
   Symbolic Machines
233. Just Justin - Just Zis Guy, You Know?
234. Shake - Assistant Guardian Of The Space-Time Continuum
235. His Supreme Holiness Brendan I - Pope And
   Patriarch Of North America, Bishop Of
   Arizona, Metropolitan Of Phoenix
   And The Valley Of The Sun
236. Jodan - Head Miner Of 42 For The Edited Guide
237. Sir Mort - Of The Lunar Eclipse
238. JustMe - Minister Of Cheese
239. Jodan - Madpea - Thingite Flying Person
240. Alkland - Keeper Of Silly Hats Powerful Overlord
   (In A Nice Way) Of The Chesterfield Thingite Division
241. Andrew 2.5 - Ruler Of All Things Purple
   And Master Of All Superlative Adjectives
   Except Bluest
242. Hobart - Official Thingite Hornswoggler
243. Fish - Curser Of The Thingite Abusers Things
244. Me - He, Who, While Attempting Not To Become
   A Suburban Sufferer Of
   Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,
   Didn't Not Fail To Star In His Very Own
   Semiautobiographical Fish
245. Renee6612 - Archivist of Insignificant Minutiae
246. Bobo
247. Dragantha The Golden Dragon - The Queen Kri`sey Druak
   Her 1st Knight And Protector
248. Hyatir - Most High And Noble Sultan Of The Weasel Korps,
   Keeper Of The Golden Spoon, And Supplier
   Of The Overstuffed Hamsticks
249. Rt.Hon.Marklar - All Round Jolly Chap
   (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty
250. Draven - Master Of Random Blowtorch Activities
251. Lord Goosberry D'Fez - Grand Chyampion Fez Wearer,
   Defender Of The Cape
252. misha_franklin - The Carefree Twit
253. Daraline - Holder Of Profound Ignorance
   And Uneaten Marmite Sandwiches
254. Html works - Thingite Headsman
255. badger2099 - Lord Archancellor Badger,
   Cleaner Of The Mystic Scrolls, Duster Of The
   Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At
   The Local Magical Library
256. Takitomouse - Purveyor Of Spoons, Cakes And
   Slight Temporal Disturbances (With Widget)
257. Badger B - The Lord High Thingite Archivist
258. Zero Cool - Kitten From Pikey82
259. Arwen - 1/3 Of Multiminded Entity:
   Bartok The Bat, Veggie, Hippy, Other
   Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student
260. Les - Sole Representative Of The
   Manifestations Of The One True Tigger (boing)
261. Eris - Thingite Goddess (And The 1st Thingite Baby!!!)
262. His Divine Shadow - Thingite Commander Of A
   Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen
263. Agent 1-3: High Priestess Of The Cult Of Ernie,
   Chieftain Of Laziali, And Professional Devotee
   Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks
264. Astroboy 69 - Aardvark Mutineer: Abscoder With
   Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom
265. PenGwen - Benevolent Tyrant, Of Hebetude And
   Vivacity; Keeper Of The Useless Book Of Wonder
   Knowledge (Was The Wonder Book Of Useless
   Knowledge, But Then It Became Totally Useless)
266. turvy - Honourable Gatekeeper Of The Barrier
   On The Underpass Car Park
267. Eric- The Other, Other White Meat
268. Dr Anthea - Thingite Psychiatrist
269. 2legs - Thingite Randomness Regulator
270. Denno - Thingite Calender Relabelling And
   Co-ordination Specialist
271. big rich - Official Stirrer Of Other Men's Tea
   And The Reason 90% Of Thingites Get Divorced
   Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout
   The Lands Of The Thingites
272. Flynn - General Secretary For The Ministry Of
   Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To
   Take Charge Of, E.g. Rechargeable Batteries
   and Pooh Sticks Champion
273. Maximus Decimus Meridius - General Of The Armies
   Of The Spork
274. Advocatus Diaboli - Supreme Generalissimo Of The
   Thingite Regiment Of Cowards
275. Tippsy - Oh What Now!
276. Alison - Executive Of The High Flyers
277. Whoever - Baron Of The Lower Prophecies
278. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork
   And Master Of Pi
279. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan)
280. Tacsatduck - Sgt. Who Isn't Anywhere Near 50 But Gets
   Mistaken For It, In Charge Of Finding Women
   For Zak The Duck, While At The Same Time Saying
   YYYYAAAAYYYY Really Loud Like A Yeti With A Harmonica
   In The Key Of G, Adder Of Numbers To Equal 42,
   Loser Of Cameras, Enemy Of The Evil Sheep,
   Drinker Of (stout, ale, stiffdrink, Or Just Whatever
   Is Free), Jumper Outer Of Almost Perfectly Good
   Airplanes, Haver Of Sparkly Eyes, Doer Of
   Manly Cross-stitching, Corruptor Of Youth And
   Just About Everyone Else, Miss Speller Of Words,
   And All Around Delicate Flower (Who Plays Prop)
281. skittledog - Defender Of The Letter 'S'
282. Natai - Pizza Orderer Extraodinaire
283. Happysuggs - Retainer Of Useless Information For Good Of Thing-Kind
284. ismarah - Official Thingy Translater
285. Evil One - Not Really Evil Anti Thingism Thingite
   In Charge Of Creating Havoc In Thingite Threads By
   Constantly Uttering Blasphemous Day Names And
   Claiming Not To Be A Thingite
286. Gaia - By Divine Right Keeper Of The Randomness
   Breeding Grounds, Master Eye-Roller, And
   Queen Of The Eccentric Planet
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The 292 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite (+1 More)
1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
2. acidbath - Grand Visier
3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence
   (And Occasional Offence)
4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And
   General In Charge Of External
Affairs
5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms
6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass
7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite
Guard
   And Honourary Spork
Giver-Outer-er
8. HappyDude - Camp Follower
9. Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide
Squad
10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale
12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants
13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder
14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn
16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas
18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing
19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
20. Minister Of Occasional Tables
21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy
22. Kaz - Resident Deity
23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit
   And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother
25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire)
26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra
   And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets
29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies
30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance
33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite War Machine
35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions
36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs
37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)
38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And
   D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands
39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves)
   For The Court Of Thing
40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On
   Thingite Calendar
42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots
43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer And Official
   Person In Charge Of Making Something Official Looking
45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions
46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
   Weaponry For The Thingite Legions
48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin
49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness
51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies
52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry
53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   For All Things Thingy
54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
55-1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine
   Irish Thingite Council
57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites
   And Mother In Law From Hell
58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot Trooper)
59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!)
60. Thing - Thingite Gat
61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things
62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments
63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea
64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals
65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple
66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism
67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass
68. Sulk - Faithful Hound Of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier Of Thing
69. Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister For
   Unnecessary Macho Posturing
70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year
71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade
72. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -
   Thingite Alterer Of Calendars
73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks
75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons
76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion
80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For
   The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server
82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings
83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause
84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers
86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress
87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi
89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian
   And Scaled Beastie
90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith
92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,
   pithy name and spent five sleepless
   nights trying but couldn't think of one
   - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies
93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And Special Operations
94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice
95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences
   In The Court Of Thing
96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People
97. Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
98.Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness
99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And
   Confusing Conversations
100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty Exhaust
   Fumes And Other Noxious Substances
102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies
103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With
105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf
   Who Was Born On A Thing
107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic
108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
   Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy
109. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender Of Wibble,
   Pagan Younger And Official Pooper Scooper
110. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant
   Of The Thingite Army
111. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)
112. Michele - Purveyor Of Oscillating Gyroscopes
   And Thingite Postmistress General
113. Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist And
   Navigator Of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
   (Including But Not Limited To Walls And Bus Stops)
114. Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer
115. Candi - Mistress Of Titters
116. Clelba - Spigot Nodulator
117. Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist And Offical Spork Engraver
118. Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom
119. Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer
120. Carl - Official Undead Zombie Chicken Of Thing (ex partie)
121. Leeneh - Bornonthing
122. Ba'alzamon - Lord Of The Underworld,
   And All Things Dark And Slimy
123. Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner
124. Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent
125. Galen - Official Banisher Of Sodit
126. One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer
   In Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories
   And Shiny Gardening Tools
127. TORG - Lord High Slapper Of Wrists and
   Knitter Of Belly-Button Fluff
128. Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer Of Laziness And
   Giver-Outer-er Of Excuses For Being Lazy
129. GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson
   To/From The Questions Only Thread
130. THE KID - Romancer Of The Realm Of The Ridiculous
131. Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant
132. Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak And
   Follower Of Richard Marx-ism
133. Mr Legion - Secretary Of Evil For The Thingite Cause
134. Fadookie the Froody - The Shah Of Great Boo-hally,
   Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife,
   Coveter Of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire
135. Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader To The Thingite Clan
136. KerrAvon- Thingite In Charge Of Revoltionary Misspelt Graffetttti
137. Sir Stu - Thingite Cook
138. Sir Culdasac - Master Of The Thingite Monkey Army
139. Alex - Thingite Ambassador Of The Irony Of The Smile
140. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating
   And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
141. Doc Shinryuu - The Great And Powerful Towel Mage
142. peter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel Namesake And
   Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice
143. AndyG - Thingite Scanner Of Subterrainean Surfaces
144. Yankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator Of Thingite Espionage
145. Vroomfindel - Thingite Of Title-Related Indecisiveness
   And Unofficial Changer Of The Mind
146. Pinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis Of
   Very Nearly All Things Piscine
147. NihilistMan - Enforcer Of Good And Righteous Aroma
   To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable
   Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle
148. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating And
   Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
149. winter rae - Zen Controller Of Strategy And Reconnaisance
150. Captain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance
   Repairman Of Thingite Stuff
151. mezzy5 - Thingite Weather Dragon
152. Hyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster Of Educashun
153. Jedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk Jedi
154. Typolifi - Grand Nofficer Of The 5th Wibble Taskforce
155. Peet - Pedant To The Stars
156. Crazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana
   "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants
157. Utter Bewilderment - Thingite Preacher
158. Auralyra - Thingite Ambassador To Fools, Keeper Of The
   Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli
159. Beatnik - Relatively Official Minister Of
   Anything Saturated With Caffeine
160. Daro Frink - Sub Personality Of Daro. In Charge Of
   Co-ordinating The Voices In Your Head
161. Redz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's Sister
162. British Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan Of The Dark Side
163. Ineffable -
The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of-
   Somewhere-Or-Another, In
Disguise
164. ddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy Bear
165. RhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link To Psueudophysical Reality
166. Amy Pawloski - Thingite Official
   Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer
   ...er...er...
167. Tubaman - Official Thingte Kleptomaniac
168. Terran - The Gabble-Less, Except On Weekends
169. Zok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop Of The Thingites
   And Poobah Of The Way Of The Spork
170. RYU - The Lord Of The Light Dragons
171. Cybercat - Cleaner Of Strange And Metallic Objects
172. Chauncey - The Startled Gazeebo
173. The Omniscient One - Guardian Of All Thingite
   Knowledge And Wisdom
174. Ralph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander
   Of All Killer Llamas
175. Darth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled
   Shaver Of Hairy Dragons
175a. Narapoia - Life President Of The Good Intentions Club (Hades Branch)
176. Oberon2001 - Holder Of The Royal Knickers,
   Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic
177. Rajimom - Duchess Of Sodit
178. Z Phantom - Bringer Of Boring And Dull Books
179. quid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here
   And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites,
   Please Go To This A857937 And You'll
   Know The Reason Why
180. Zhora - Lover Of Sailors And Mountaineers,
   Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread
To The
   Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can
   Of Irn Bru
181. JustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor Of Thingite-ica
182. Mr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener
   And Part-Time Caretaker
183. finnjim - THE Teacher Of The Thingite Clan
184. Emmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane Maker
185. Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master And
   Cause Of Chemistry Lab Fiascos
186. Wuytvandriver - Head Of Insanely Fast Driving
187. Blood Angel - Thingus The Thingite Crusader
188. Jedi Apprentice - Very Depressed Thingite
189. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse - Executive
   Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation
   Center (Where We Help You Shed All
Those Old
   Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream
   Habits With A Minimum Of
Electro-Shock
   Therapy), And Holder Of The Keys To The Loo
190. Nerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The
   Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And
Australian
   Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days
   And Eventual Complete Cessation Of Work
191. Zantic - Evil Scientist In Training
192. Schroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat -
   Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of
   The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque
193. Miss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person
   In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose
   The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose
194. ApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places
   In The Halls Of The Thingite Cattle
195. Mystrunner - Assassin
196. Daniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert Tactics
197. Count Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener
   Of Phone Cords
198. Ranmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of
   Standing Around And Looking Generally
   Confused For Some Odd Reason
199. ecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of Dudleyville
200. Buzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe Diem
201. Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO Of Tandy And Direct Link To God
202. Snill (One of the Little People) - Master Of
   French-Horn Playing Turtles And The Main
   Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe
203. Zscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah Of The
   Thingites Of Estonia Faction
204. Atari - The Great Master Of Large Inflated Sporks
205. Mozzerella - Officer In Charge Of Hopelessly Complex Devices
206. Noggin the Nog - Secretary Of Stoat And Chief Weasel
207. Santa - Santa Claus
208. Jade - Official Hoarder Of Specially Trained
   Cats For The Thingite Armada
209. Euan - Honourable Thingite Boffin
210. Falstaff- Earl Marshal To The Thingite Cause
211. Queegle - Keeper Of The Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army
   And Mary Poppins's Bag Of Darkness
212. Deadelvis - The Holder Of The Chamber Of Extreme Sillyness
213. Jeff Mutton - In Charge Of Anne Robinson
   Facemasks And Stuffed Olives
214. Bryson - Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal
215. AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer And Official
   Helper-outer-er To The official Thingite Bartender
216. Lee - High Priestess In The Order Of The Silver Spork
217. Schrödinger's Cat-Flap - Thingite Master Of Tentacle
   Waving, Deep-Sea Cricket And Similar Sports
218. Hushpaw - The Wolf
219. Bix - Thingite Grand Exalted Advisutron To The High Tier
220. Farlander - Quackspert Of Things That Go Blastedly
   Missing On Sodit Mornings
221. Intrepidcat- The Grand Queen Pixy Of The Slightly Ovoid Table
222. Wired Kenny - Coffee Meister Of The Highlands
223. Deus Ex Machina - Thingite Of The 42K Post
   And A Great Deal of Shame Associated
   With It (Not Being Allowed To Leave!)
224. Masuud O'Flarity - Discount Fortune Teller
225. Viojen - Official Spork Polisher
226. Nylarthotep - Lord Of The Ever-Expanding Sea Of
   Human Ignorance And Stupidity And The Exclamation
   "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The
   Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch?
   It's A Bloody Classic!!!"
227. D'Tan - Thingite In Charge Of Sporks Used In
   Electrical Engineering Applications
228. A Leg - Spearheading The Kampain For Days To Be Spelt Rite
229. Aries - Guard Of The Space/Time Continuum And
   Member Of The Fellowship Of The Thing
230. Reefgirl - Thingite Librarian
231. nighthoover - The Guy Who Changes All The Lightbulbs
232. alien747 - Head Gardener And Minister For
   Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter,
   Thoughts, Sounds, Vapor, Lights, Ideas And Any
   Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build
   Symbolic Machines
233. Just Justin - Just Zis Guy, You Know?
234. Shake - Assistant Guardian Of The Space-Time Continuum
235. His Supreme Holiness Brendan I - Pope And
   Patriarch Of North America, Bishop Of
   Arizona, Metropolitan Of Phoenix
   And The Valley Of The Sun
236. Jodan - Head Miner Of 42 For The Edited Guide
237. Sir Mort - Of The Lunar Eclipse
238. JustMe - Minister Of Cheese
239. Jodan - Madpea - Thingite Flying Person
240. Alkland - Keeper Of Silly Hats Powerful Overlord
   (In A Nice Way) Of The Chesterfield Thingite Division
241. Andrew 2.5 - Ruler Of All Things Purple
   And Master Of All Superlative Adjectives
   Except Bluest
242. Hobart - Official Thingite Hornswoggler
243. Fish - Curser Of The Thingite Abusers Things
244. Me - He, Who, While Attempting Not To Become
   A Suburban Sufferer Of
   Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,
   Didn't Not Fail To Star In His Very Own
   Semiautobiographical Fish
245. Renee6612 - Archivist of Insignificant Minutiae
246. Bobo
247. Dragantha The Golden Dragon - The Queen Kri`sey Druak
   Her 1st Knight And Protector
248. Hyatir - Most High And Noble Sultan Of The Weasel Korps,
   Keeper Of The Golden Spoon, And Supplier
   Of The Overstuffed Hamsticks
249. Rt.Hon.Marklar - All Round Jolly Chap
   (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty
250. Draven - Master Of Random Blowtorch Activities
251. Lord Goosberry D'Fez - Grand Chyampion Fez Wearer,
   Defender Of The Cape
252. misha_franklin - The Carefree Twit
253. Daraline - Holder Of Profound Ignorance
   And Uneaten Marmite Sandwiches
254. Html works - Thingite Headsman
255. badger2099 - Lord Archancellor Badger,
   Cleaner Of The Mystic Scrolls, Duster Of The
   Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At
   The Local Magical Library
256. Takitomouse - Purveyor Of Spoons, Cakes And
   Slight Temporal Disturbances (With Widget)
257. Badger B - The Lord High Thingite Archivist
258. Zero Cool - Kitten From Pikey82
259. Arwen - 1/3 Of Multiminded Entity:
   Bartok The Bat, Veggie, Hippy, Other
   Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student
260. Les - Sole Representative Of The
   Manifestations Of The One True Tigger (boing)
261. Eris - Thingite Goddess (And The 1st Thingite Baby!!!)
262. His Divine Shadow - Thingite Commander Of A
   Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen
263. Agent 1-3: High Priestess Of The Cult Of Ernie,
   Chieftain Of Laziali, And Professional Devotee
   Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks
264. Astroboy 69 - Aardvark Mutineer: Abscoder With
   Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom
265. PenGwen - Benevolent Tyrant, Of Hebetude And
   Vivacity; Keeper Of The Useless Book Of Wonder
   Knowledge (Was The Wonder Book Of Useless
   Knowledge, But Then It Became Totally Useless)
266. turvy - Honourable Gatekeeper Of The Barrier
   On The Underpass Car Park
267. Eric- The Other, Other White Meat
268. Dr Anthea - Thingite Psychiatrist
269. 2legs - Thingite Randomness Regulator
270. Denno - Thingite Calender Relabelling And
   Co-ordination Specialist
271. big rich - Official Stirrer Of Other Men's Tea
   And The Reason 90% Of Thingites Get Divorced
   Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout
   The Lands Of The Thingites
272. Flynn - General Secretary For The Ministry Of
   Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To
   Take Charge Of, E.g. Rechargeable Batteries
   and Pooh Sticks Champion
273. Maximus Decimus Meridius - General Of The Armies
   Of The Spork
274. Advocatus Diaboli - Supreme Generalissimo Of The
   Thingite Regiment Of Cowards
275. Tippsy - Oh What Now!
276. Alison - Executive Of The High Flyers
277. Whoever - Baron Of The Lower Prophecies
278. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork
   And Master Of Pi
279. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan)
280. Tacsatduck - Sgt. Who Isn't Anywhere Near 50 But Gets
   Mistaken For It, In Charge Of Finding Women
   For Zak The Duck, While At The Same Time Saying
   YYYYAAAAYYYY Really Loud Like A Yeti With A Harmonica
   In The Key Of G, Adder Of Numbers To Equal 42,
   Loser Of Cameras, Enemy Of The Evil Sheep,
   Drinker Of (stout, ale, stiffdrink, Or Just Whatever
   Is Free), Jumper Outer Of Almost Perfectly Good
   Airplanes, Haver Of Sparkly Eyes, Doer Of
   Manly Cross-stitching, Corruptor Of Youth And
   Just About Everyone Else, Miss Speller Of Words,
   And All Around Delicate Flower (Who Plays Prop)
281. skittledog - Defender Of The Letter 'S'
282. Natai - Pizza Orderer Extraodinaire
283. Happysuggs - Retainer Of Useless Information For Good Of Thing-Kind
284. ismarah - Official Thingy Translater
285. Evil One - Not Really Evil Anti Thingism Thingite
   In Charge Of Creating Havoc In Thingite Threads By
   Constantly Uttering Blasphemous Day Names And
   Claiming Not To Be A Thingite
286. Gaia - By Divine Right Keeper Of The Randomness
   Breeding Grounds, Master Eye-Roller, And
   Queen Of The Eccentric Planet
287. Semiquaver and Pentameter - Vaguely Official Thingite
   Jekyll And Hyde Parody
288. Farrago - Official Thingite Towel Herder
289. Kiro Yukai - High Protector Of Jones Soda Bottlecaps
   And All Other Modern Prophecy
290. HarpoNotMarx - Pedantic Surrealist
291. Phoenix Ravenflame - Grand High Sheltie Goddess, Matriarch
   Of The Ravenflame Gypsy Clan, Leader Of The
   Sorority Of The Llama, And Best Friend Of The
   Leprechan Paddy O'Furniture
292. Tu Gifalis - Director And Overseer Of Gummy Bear Torture
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