h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok in here you have 18 of everything. Battlearmor, rifles, AK37s, AK47s, MK37s, MK47s, pistols(silenced, dual, silverballers, etc.), bazookas, knifes(rapiers, bayonets, machetes, cookrys, etc), grenades, some good old mortars, etc. However, if you do take anything out you give it back and you tell me. If a weapon is not returned in perfect working order, cleaned, oiled, loaded, with the safety on, then i will flay your skin off you, make it in to a band (or just find my infiltration and the garotte inside) and wrap it around your neck (the only persons excluded from this punishment, are those ranked above me and military police).

Lovely place you've here

Yep

*picks up a gun at random and stares into the barrel*

ere, what does this do?

Silenced silverballer. 3mm bore. Used by hitmen, infiltration teams and spies.

*comes in with a crate and starts taking out 17 small boxes containing silver disics and these are labeled. one example is a box that says on it 'holomines-Werekitty'*

*puts gun down*

oooh! You got one of me? Lemmme see!

*hands her a silver disic*

Its voice activated. You just tell it to activate or de-activate and it will. And these six with your name on the box are programmed to look and act like you.

Cool!

now I can look at my lovely visage 24/7!!

Nah the battery runs out after 36 hours.

but there are seven of them.
And it can't take too long for them to charge.

HA! Caught you out there, didn't I mr.?

Six and yes i suppose so. But i've got an override.

I'm not sure I much like the thought of someone being able to control an exact replica of me whenever they want to...

I don't I only use it when they'll break the stupid thing with out a flipping good reason.

Ok...


oooh! What's this one?

Well is it sharp or blunt?

*bleeds*

erm...

In that case its a power blade. Basically its an extremly sharp blade that when switched on electrocutes the person its been slashed into.

*sneaks past the conversationists using his stealth ability learnt at the assassins school. approaches the locker where all the assault rifles are kept and using a lock pick easily opens it up. checks for booby traps and when he is quite happy, starts filing the barrels of the guns with polyfilla. when that is done he locks it all back up as if he was never there and ties werekitty's shoelaces together before leaving*

*comes out from the shadows and replaced there own booby traps so thay no longer know where thay are then fades into the shadows again*