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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Aug 11, 2003
Yes
*Gets physical for this wave, slicing of the Britneys' heads with his very sharp pincers and impaling a few on his tail.*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 11, 2003
YOu might have wanted to practise that prior to doing the cool reloading thing, yes.
*whips out a tazer and elctricutes them all so their hair fluffs up, then they all comit suicide for looking like that*
oh dear.
*generates the next lot. As per her warning, they all have grenades*
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Mullet Posted Aug 12, 2003
*Pulls out a cigar and a tommy gun*
Wait a second, I don't smoke
*Drops cigar and then proceeds to fill the Britney's full of lead*
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Mullet Posted Aug 12, 2003
*Pulls out a cigar and a tommy gun*
Wait a second, I don't smoke
*Drops cigar and then proceeds to fill the Britneys full of lead*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 12, 2003
*gets scorched by a thrown grenade*
Hot hot hot.... 
*decides to get some practise in with her lightsaber*
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Aug 12, 2003
*All the remaining Britneys hold the grenades too long and explode. The next wave to come through have rocket launchers. Hussassan makes use of his extra arms to fire with an AK47, uzi, plasma rifle, and walkman playing Nirvana.*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 12, 2003
*head bangs to Nirvana and gets blown up*
Ouch.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Aug 13, 2003
Sorry i'm late but i went and got a field artilery gun. Someone please come and help me with the targeting.
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Mullet Posted Aug 13, 2003
I'll be there in a sec. Can anyone guess what song that was that I was "singing" (post 68)
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Aug 13, 2003
Nope not a clue. Now come over here and target the ruddy thing its already loaded.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 13, 2003
*looks excited*
Oooh!! Big explosion!!
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Aug 13, 2003
Yes, I haven't seen one that grand since the destruction of Nagasaki... 
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 13, 2003
*blinks a few times to clear the afterimage of a dissembodied britney head flying through the air*
Wow...
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Aug 14, 2003
Reloaded, fire!
*really big boom followed by lots of limbs from the britneys falling all around*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 14, 2003
You have blonde hair!!
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Aug 14, 2003
Right, that's 600 down, 999,999,999,999,999,400 to go.
*Rigs up a killing machine in front of the portal.*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 14, 2003
*admires the stainless steel blades*
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- 61: Mullet (Aug 11, 2003)
- 62: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Aug 11, 2003)
- 63: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Aug 11, 2003)
- 64: Mullet (Aug 12, 2003)
- 65: Mullet (Aug 12, 2003)
- 66: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Aug 12, 2003)
- 67: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Aug 12, 2003)
- 68: Mullet (Aug 12, 2003)
- 69: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Aug 12, 2003)
- 70: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Aug 13, 2003)
- 71: Mullet (Aug 13, 2003)
- 72: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Aug 13, 2003)
- 73: Mullet (Aug 13, 2003)
- 74: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Aug 13, 2003)
- 75: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Aug 13, 2003)
- 76: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Aug 13, 2003)
- 77: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Aug 14, 2003)
- 78: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Aug 14, 2003)
- 79: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Aug 14, 2003)
- 80: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Aug 14, 2003)
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