h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A long row of dummies with targets over their heads and chests are hung in a row.

Large bins full of shotguns, machine guns, grenade guns, revolvers, old fashioned ornate pistols, grenades, rifles, Uzis, Tazers, daggers, axes, swords, numchucks, and any other hand held weapon you can think of are distributed randomly.

Large mortars are set up in front of a large field full of lots of titanium targets that flip up and down randomly in an earth field.

Enjoy

*Runs in, grabs an AK47, and fires wldly, getting a bullseye every time.*

*applaudes*

There's also a large garage full of tanks, hummers, motor bikes and wing mounted missiles

*attackes him with a pair of numchucks*

Haaiyaaaaaaa

*Grabs nunchuka and, with an expert flip of the wrist, throws Werekitty into a pile of elephant droppings.*

wow. I didn't know this was here!

*smells*

I think a short visit to the lake might be good.

But first!

*jumps into the garage and comes out flying a harrier*

BOMBS AWAY!!

*shoots at Hussassan*

*Just stands there, but when the explosions clear, there is no trace of Hussassan.*

where hussassan gone?

*fies the harrier straight up and straight down repeatedly, because she thinks its really cool*

*Taps Werekitty on the shoulder.* I'm right behind you!

*jumps and hits her head on the harrier roof*

Isn't it a bit cramped?

How did you get here?

*runs and gets anti-aircraft missiles*

Hehehe...

Deus

uh oh... I shouldn't have left them in the large crate on the left hand side right next to the garage...

*gulps and attempts to evade*

*Grabs the flight controls and steers the plane so it flies 1cm above the ground and its propeller is aiming directly at DEM, and is now 1cm away from his jugular.*
I shouldn't tell you how I got in here, I'm in infiltration, it's my job to be sneaky and do what seems perfectly improbable.

aaah.

Well...

um. I'm glad I'm training you well.

*looks nervously at Deus*

I do hope he realises to dodge.

*out of nowhere, a trap door appears*

Mwahaha... you'll never get me!

*opens the trap door, climbs down ladder inside, closing door behind him*

Deus Ex Machina

*Jumps out of the plane, reopens trapdoor, and follows DEM down a dark and windin passageway.*

Ok...


*lands plane and follows curiously, her cats eyes a help in the darkness*

*runs to end of passage*
Ha! You'll never find me in...
*opens door*
...a discotheque? Oh well... better than a dead end...

Deus Ex Machina

*emerges into the discoteche*

Erm.... right...

*edges around people dancing and others looking sulky and standing in the corner*

*Deus vanishes in a puff of smoke*

Deus

*comes in humming, picks up a pistol and looks at it*

Not a very good pistol. It could do with rifleing. Nice recoil, spring though. Good solid handle too.