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AAAAH Mr head, there you are, calm down will you, we haven't even opened the place yet, i'm off to the wholesalers this morning.

So if you would do the honours, or maybe we could get a special guest to open it tonight, what do you reckon?

Let me know and we will sort something out.

Regards BN.

hello there blue the bulders have gone now, hope they didnt leave to much of a mess for you to clean up
i cant be here later, i have an appointment with the bank manager one of them bussiness dinners you know
anyway for the opening of the offie n the beer garden i though MR MANDA would be the perfic celebrity to officaly open them so will leave that for you to sort out
well i have to gotta shave n get dreesed ready for my meeting later must make an impression hey blue you aint got a tye to borrow me have you

Malo

Well Mrhead, how great minds (or is that simple) think alike, manda was the one i was going to speak to you about opening our latest editions.
Looking good in here isnt it, i dont think that i forgot anything from the wholesalers.

So when should we have the grand opening, i dont want to rush it, i would rather stick some posters up and open properly on the weekend. Problem being i'm out of the city on a landlords convention.

I would appreciate your feedback
Regards BN.

hello bluehow did it go down the wholesalers?
hope we got a few bargains down there?erm will leave the grand opening of the garden till your back so before you go you may as well ask manda if he's freesee you wen you get back then blue<space
Malo

ooooh an offie!! this h2g2 has got more houses than the village i live in!!

jen

Hi Malo, yeah i shall see what can be done. Of course i got some bargains at the wholsalers, what do you take me for a head, thats your job .

Hi Jen glad that you popped in as i may require you to serve in here as well, just look at all the lovely we can take in here (rubbing hands together in a "scrooge" like manner)

Regards BN.xxx

Blimey!!! u dont want much do ya lol lmao...well as it happens i dont mind serving in here aswell might get a few more punters in here eh!!!

jen

Hi Jen, right then thats sorted out lovely jubbly.

I shall hopefully get Mr Manda to officially open this and the beer garden shortly after the weekend.

Regards BN.xxx

beer garden??? i'm gonna have a look >>>>>>>>

Jen can you do me a favour and make sure that the beer garden is all A1 ok for after the weekend, as we all want this to be a success

Thanks for that and hey here you go for you.

Regards BN.xxx

lmao
your pushing your luck now lol!!!! wheres all the other staff???
OK OK but just coz its the opening...after that i'll expect a bit of help round here

oh and for the

jen

Well you should know me by now , besides that you are the only member of staff that i have given a bonus to , and i also told you that you may be required to work in other bars.

In saying that mind i will make sure that a little extra gets added this week as well for you, and thank you in advance for looking after the beer garden. for you once more.

Regards BN.xxx

at the present moment i'm the ONLY STAFF thats here!!!

i'm sure i'm being got round with talk of extra and plied with
remember y what goes around comes around lmaopmp

jen

what goes around comes around hey, well i sure hope so, have you seen the pittance i get payed, you would soon stop moaning about your nice big fat pay pack.

Well i am hoping to have another member of staff on board very shortly, i used to work with her in the pub room in LD, so if you see rain maiden, then do not be alarmed

Regards BN.xxx

BN
i aced her the other day think i scared her away though she aint been on line since
anyway hows all my staff?
oh like that is it?
best things to do ppl to fleec

Malo

Hi there Malo, no shes a bout somewhere, i trust that you will attend the grand opening of this little gem on Monday at 20:00hrs.

I tell you what you ought to run the marathon, as you always seem to around everywhere, i dont know how you get the energy myself. Then again with some of them people (if they can be called that) i wouldnt want to hang around in one spot too long myself.

Right then i shall catch you later. Regards BN.

Evening all, firstly can i thank you for turning up tonight for the grand opening. Plenty of on hand so please grab a glass and i shall now pass you over to our very own resident celebrity "Mrrrrrrrrr Manda".... over to you


Come on a big round of applause please thank you

Thank you BN

It give me great pleasure in opening this Off Licence

BLUENOSELD and malo have done a great job in opening and expanding the BOARS HEAD

with all the hard work they have put into it I think things will get even better for them

I am sure that they will get a lot of support from there Customers in the years to come

And for anyone that visits the Boars Head,,,,,, the first is on malo


manda

CUSTOMERS????? ROTFMAO