A Conversation for The Boars Head

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Post 1

Researcher 224352


Welcome to the Off Licence smiley - biggrin

Ring the bell and I will get back to you ASAP smiley - ok


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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley AAAAH Mr smiley - pumpkinhead, there you are, calm down will you, we haven't even opened the place yet, i'm off to the wholesalers this morning.

So if you would do the honours, or maybe we could get a special guest to open it tonight, what do you reckon?

Let me know and we will sort something out.

Regards BNsmiley - blue.


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Post 3

Researcher 224352

hello there bluesmiley - tit the bulders have gone now, hope they didnt leave to much of a mess for you to clean upsmiley - biggrin
i cant be here later, i have an appointment with the bank manager one of them bussiness dinners you knowsmiley - smiley
anyway for the opening of the offie n the beer garden i though MR MANDA would be the perfic celebrity to officaly open themsmiley - smiley so will leave that for you to sort out
well i have to smiley - run gotta shave n get dreesed ready for my meeting later must make an impressionsmiley - smiley hey bluesmiley - tit you aint got a tye to borrow me have yousmiley - grovel

Malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 4

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley Well Mrsmiley - pumpkinhead, how great minds (or is that simplesmiley - laugh) think alike, manda was the one i was going to speak to you about opening our latest editions.
Looking good in here isnt it, i dont think that i forgot anything from the wholesalers.

So when should we have the grand opening, i dont want to rush it, i would rather stick some posters up and open properly on the weekend. Problem being i'm out of the city on a landlords convention.

I would appreciate your feedback
Regards BNsmiley - blue.


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Post 5

Researcher 224352

hello bluesmiley - biggrinsmiley - spacehow did it go down the wholesalers?smiley - smiley
hope we got a few bargains down there?smiley - biggrinsmiley - spaceerm will leave the grand opening of the smiley - alesmiley - spacegarden till your backsmiley - smiley so before you go you may as well ask manda if he's freesmiley - spacesmiley - smileysmiley - spacesee you wen you get back then blue<spacesmiley - biggrin
Malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 6

~:*-Venus-*:~

ooooh an offie!! this h2g2 has got more smiley - ale houses than the village i live in!! smiley - laugh

jen smiley - angel


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Post 7

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley Hi Malo, yeah i shall see what can be done. Of course i got some bargains at the wholsalers, what do you take me for a smiley - pumpkinhead, thats your job smiley - laugh.

Hi Jen glad that you popped in as i may require you to serve in here as well, just look at all the lovely smiley - 2cents we can take in here (rubbing hands together in a "scrooge" like manner)smiley - laugh

Regards BNsmiley - blue.xxx


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Post 8

~:*-Venus-*:~

smiley - blue
Blimey!!! u dont want much do ya lol lmao...well as it happens i dont mind serving in here aswell smiley - smiley might get a few more punters in here eh!!!

jen smiley - angel


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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley Hi Jen, right then thats sorted out lovely jubbly.

I shall hopefully get Mr Manda to officially open this and the beer garden shortly after the weekend.

Regards BNsmiley - blue.xxx


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Post 10

~:*-Venus-*:~

smiley - blue
beer garden??? smiley - run i'm gonna have a look >>>>>>>>


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Post 11

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley Jen can you do me a favour and make sure that the beer garden is all A1 ok for after the weekend, as we all want this to be a successsmiley - cheerup

Thanks for that and hey here you go smiley - stiffdrink for you.

Regards BNsmiley - blue.xxx


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Post 12

~:*-Venus-*:~

smiley - blue lmao
your pushing your luck now lol!!!! wheres all the other smiley - bleep staff???
OK OK but just coz its the opening...after that i'll expect a bit of help round here smiley - huh

oh and smiley - cheers for the smiley - stiffdrinksmiley - smiley

jen smiley - angel


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Post 13

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley Well you should know me by now smiley - biggrinsmiley - winkeye, besides that you are the only member of staff that i have given a bonus to smiley - 2cents, and i also told you that you may be required to work in other barssmiley - smiley.

In saying that mind i will make sure that a little extra gets added this week as well for you, and thank you in advance for looking after the beer garden.smiley - stiffdrink for you once more.

Regards BNsmiley - blue.xxx


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Post 14

~:*-Venus-*:~

smiley - blue at the present moment i'm the ONLY smiley - bleep STAFF thats here!!!

i'm sure i'm being got round with talk of extra smiley - 2cents and plied with smiley - stiffdrink
remember smiley - bluey what goes around comes around lmaopmp smiley - laugh

jen smiley - angel


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KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley what goes around comes around hey, well i sure hope so, have you seen the pittance i get payed, you would soon stop moaning about your nice big fat pay packsmiley - winkeye.

Well i am hoping to have another member of staff on board very shortly, i used to work with her in the pub room in LD, so if you see rain maiden, then do not be alarmedsmiley - biggrin

Regards BNsmiley - blue.xxx


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Post 16

Researcher 224352

BN
i aced her the other day think i scared her away though she aint been on line since smiley - laugh
anyway hows all my staff?smiley - laugh
oh like that is it?smiley - biggrin
best smiley - run things to do ppl to fleecsmiley - laugh

Malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 17

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley Hi there Malo, no shes a bout somewhere, i trust that you will attend the grand opening of this little gem on Monday at 20:00hrssmiley - biggrin.

I tell you what you ought to run the marathon, as you always seem to smiley - run around everywhere, i dont know how you get the energy myself. Then again with some of them people (if they can be called that) i wouldnt want to hang around in one spot too long myself.

Right then i shall catch you later. Regards BNsmiley - blue.


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Post 18

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley Evening all, firstly can i thank you for turning up tonight for the grand opening. Plenty of smiley - bubbly on hand so please grab a glass and i shall now pass you over to our very own resident celebrity "Mrrrrrrrrr Manda".... over to you


Come on a big round of applause please thank yousmiley - biggrin


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Post 19

manda1111

Thank you BN smiley - blue

It give me great pleasure in opening this Off Licence smiley - smiley

BLUENOSELD and malo have done a great job in opening and expanding the BOARS HEAD

with all the hard work they have put into it I think things will get even better for them smiley - magic

I am sure that they will get a lot of support from there Customers in the years to come smiley - ok

And for anyone that visits the Boars Head,,,,,, the first smiley - ale is on malo


manda smiley - peacedove


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Post 20

~:*-Venus-*:~

CUSTOMERS????? ROTFsmiley - laughMAO


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