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Researcher 224352 Started conversation May 12, 2003
Welcome to the FUNCTION ROOM 
What ever is your FUNCTION, then we have ROOM for it 
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Paendrag Posted Jun 1, 2003
Hey! I thought the lap dancer was supposed to be in here! Bah! I'll go somewhere more lively...
(
heads to the ladies rest room)
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pub scally Posted Jun 1, 2003
yeah this rooms never open
whers the bar staff?? 
aint gonna sell nuffink in ere am i
Hello Honeypot01?
Paendrag Posted Jun 2, 2003
I was asked to speak to you about being an "Entertainer"?
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Paendrag Posted Jun 3, 2003
suspends himself from the roof to wait...
See the , spinning slowly from a thread... turrning slightly 
around the gills (since when do 's have gills? only 
have gills...)
Hello Honeypot01?
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Jun 3, 2003
BLIMEY!!! this place is bigger than i thought
jen 
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honeypot01xx Posted Jun 19, 2003
hi there my friend 
looks like someone has the same name has me in here..good taste
so whats planed 4 the w/end then?
chat soon Annette 
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Paendrag Posted Jul 8, 2003
Starts tap dancing accross the floor, to the sound of music only he can hear...
Awiting for the beutifull Totty to show up and dance with him!
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Paendrag Posted Jul 9, 2003
Mooves from the tap dance into a strip and pole dance.
stops
looks around
sees that there is no one her, and is never anyone here
gets embarrassed, and goes back to tap dancing
(forgetting to put his clothes back on...)
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cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! Posted Jul 9, 2003
peandrag
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
totty shall be here on saturday night to do her famous lap/pole dancng routine..all welcome 
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Paendrag Posted Jul 19, 2003
That's the wee small hours of sunday morning here...
and I don't have a comp at home, only at work (don't ask what I am doing at work on satyrday...)
That means I am going to miss the interactiveness ness ness...
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Researcher 224352 Posted Jul 19, 2003
sits n waits for totty to perform her lap dance
Malo 
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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted Jul 19, 2003
round gives place a quick dust and vac
oh that will do no one will notice
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 19, 2003
hi everyone, please tell me what is lap dancing? is it when women dance on men's laps. it must be very difficult to dance on men's laps as would not you fall off.
kat
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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted Jul 19, 2003
Hi KAt
Its not what i would call it
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
at kat!!!
malo...
errr ur keen aint u!! still a couple of hours to go yet...oohhh better get on and get organised lol better get some vaseline on the pole to get it slippery so i dont get stuck hal way down 
angel....
no point in hoovering..its a bucket n mop well be needing with all the drool thatll be coming out of the audiences mouths lmao
totty 
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
totty and sets the stage up sets the tables up sets the stage up
oh god im not organised!!!!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 19, 2003
donna pole dancing is not easy. there is alot of competitions in it.
kat
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Researcher 234607 Posted Jul 19, 2003
totty will be starting as soon as shes ready
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- 1: Researcher 224352 (May 12, 2003)
- 2: Paendrag (Jun 1, 2003)
- 3: pub scally (Jun 1, 2003)
- 4: Paendrag (Jun 2, 2003)
- 5: Paendrag (Jun 3, 2003)
- 6: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Jun 3, 2003)
- 7: honeypot01xx (Jun 19, 2003)
- 8: Paendrag (Jul 8, 2003)
- 9: Paendrag (Jul 9, 2003)
- 10: cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! (Jul 9, 2003)
- 11: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 12: Paendrag (Jul 19, 2003)
- 13: Researcher 224352 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 14: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (Jul 19, 2003)
- 15: Reality Manipulator (Jul 19, 2003)
- 16: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (Jul 19, 2003)
- 17: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 18: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
- 19: Reality Manipulator (Jul 19, 2003)
- 20: Researcher 234607 (Jul 19, 2003)
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