A Conversation for The Boars Head

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Post 1

Researcher 224352


Welcome to the FUNCTION ROOM smiley - ok

What ever is your FUNCTION, then we have ROOM for it smiley - winkeye




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Post 2

Paendrag

Hey! I thought the lap dancer was supposed to be in here! Bah! I'll go somewhere more lively...

(smiley - runheads to the ladies rest room)

smiley - dragon


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Post 3

pub scally

yeah this rooms never opensmiley - sadface whers the bar staff?? smiley - grr
aint gonna sell nuffink in ere am i smiley - run


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Post 4

Paendrag

I was asked to speak to you about being an "Entertainer"?
smiley - dragon


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Post 5

Paendrag

smiley - dragon suspends himself from the roof to wait...

See the smiley - dragon, spinning slowly from a thread... turrning slightly smiley - alienfrown around the gills (since when do smiley - dragon's have gills? only smiley - fish have gills...)


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Post 6

~:*-Venus-*:~

BLIMEY!!! this place is bigger than i thought smiley - run

jen smiley - angel


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Post 7

honeypot01xx

hi there my friend smiley - smiley
looks like someone has the same name has me in here..good taste smiley - smiley
so whats planed 4 the w/end then?
chat soon Annette smiley - rose


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Post 8

Paendrag

Starts tap dancing accross the floor, to the sound of music only he can hear...

Awiting for the beutifull Totty to show up and dance with him!


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Post 9

Paendrag

Mooves from the tap dance into a strip and pole dance.

stops

looks around

sees that there is no one her, and is never anyone here

gets embarrassed, and goes back to tap dancing

(forgetting to put his clothes back on...)

smiley - winkeyesmiley - dragon


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Post 10

cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go!

smiley - laugh peandrag


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Post 11

Researcher 234607

totty shall be here on saturday night to do her famous lap/pole dancng routine..all welcome smiley - biggrin


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Post 12

Paendrag

That's the wee small hours of sunday morning here...
and I don't have a comp at home, only at work (don't ask what I am doing at work on satyrday...)

That means I am going to miss the interactiveness ness ness...


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Post 13

Researcher 224352

sits n waits for totty to perform her lap dancesmiley - biggrin

Malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 14

Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS)

smiley - run round gives place a quick dust and vac
oh that will do no one will notice smiley - laugh


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Post 15

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

hi everyone, please tell me what is lap dancing?smiley - smiley is it when women dance on men's laps. it must be very difficult to dance on men's laps as would not you fall off.smiley - smiley

kat


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Post 16

Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS)

Hi KAt

Its not what i would call it smiley - laugh


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Post 17

Researcher 234607

smiley - laugh at kat!!!

malo...

errr ur keen aint u!! smiley - laugh still a couple of hours to go yet...oohhh better get on and get organised lol better get some vaseline on the pole to get it slippery so i dont get stuck hal way down smiley - laughsmiley - yikes

angel....
no point in hoovering..its a bucket n mop well be needing with all the drool thatll be coming out of the audiences mouths lmao smiley - laugh

totty smiley - hug


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Post 18

Researcher 234607

totty smiley - run and sets the stage up
smiley - run sets the tables up
smiley - run sets the stage up

oh god im not organised!!!! smiley - laugh


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Post 19

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

donna pole dancing is not easy. there is alot of competitions in it.smiley - smiley

kat


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Post 20

Researcher 234607

totty will be starting as soon as shes ready smiley - yikes


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