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Post 61

Researcher PSG

"TVs are good to watch, but only when switched on"


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Post 62

Laura

"Liquid cannot be adequately cut with a knife"


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Post 63

Researcher PSG

"Never swim while carrying heavy lead weights"


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Post 64

Laura

"Sitting under apple trees in the autumn may result in a headache"


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Post 65

Researcher PSG

"When exiting a building a door and not a window is the optimum method of egress"


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Post 66

Laura

"Small furry animals are not good tutors in road safety"


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Post 67

Researcher PSG

"Eating nuts and bolts does not improve your iron intake"


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Post 68

Laura

"When crossing rivers bridges provide a less athletic alternative to pole vaulting"


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Post 69

Researcher PSG

"Trees are useful for somethings, but not as panellists on topical discussion programs"


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Post 70

Laura

"Bottles do not make good ship yards"


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Post 71

Researcher PSG

"Eating too much is not good for you"


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Post 72

Laura

"Bashing one's head against a wall is not a good cure for a headache"


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Post 73

Researcher PSG

"Worrying yourself to death is generally not conducive to a long life"


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Post 74

Existential Elevator

"Floors may be slippery when wet"


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Post 75

Researcher PSG

"When approaching ice do not take a run up"


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Post 76

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Contary to the sign on the door, fork lift trucks do not look both ways.


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