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Invaluable Government Advice

Post 21

Researcher PSG

"Cupboards are good for storage not habitation"


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Post 22

Laura

"Jelly does not make a good construction material"


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Post 23

Researcher PSG

"War zones do not offer the best holiday accommodation and facilities may be basic, nonexistent or regularly inaccessible"


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Post 24

Laura

"It is inadvisable to carry tall steel poles in thunder storms"


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Post 25

Researcher PSG

" Paving stones are not ideal paper weights"


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Post 26

Laura

"Chainsaws are not very effective for cutting wrapping paper"


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Post 27

Researcher PSG

"Eating plutonium is neither advised or recommended"


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Post 28

Laura

"Hedgehogs do not make a very good toothbrush"


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Post 29

Researcher PSG

"Heads tend to be most productive when in close proximity to necks"


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Post 30

Laura

"To aid ink flow, when writing always take the pen lid off first"


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Post 31

Researcher PSG

"Tables only support objects when they are supported themselves"


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Post 32

Laura

"Blutak does not make a good substiture for actualy nails"


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Post 33

Researcher PSG

"Gravity is not a bylaw"


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Post 34

Laura

"Gravy is no substitute for custard"


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Post 35

Researcher PSG

"Wheels tend to be most effective when circular"


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Post 36

Laura

"Meat is not suitable for vegitarians"


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Post 37

Researcher PSG

"When preparing food flamethrowers are not an acceptible cooking shortcut"


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Post 38

Laura

"Umbrellas are not recommend for use as parachutes"


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Post 39

Researcher PSG

"Paintings should not be used as coasters"


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Post 40

Laura

"One should not walk backwards when crossing roads"


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