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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 26, 2003
But HE'S easily amused - my left leg is in the new space station for Angus Deytons amusement.
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AlexoOo Posted Sep 11, 2003
I had to sing songs from the musical Cats while standing in the middle of a busy motorway to a crowd of dis-interested turbot on the hard shoulder. My entire body was then filled with rocket-grade fuel and lit for a dead man called Ernest's amusement.
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Researcher PSG Posted Sep 12, 2003
Luxury
I had to perform starlight express while pulling the coaches for the GNER service from aberdeen to London, while eating only anthracite to keep my stength up.
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Existential Elevator Posted Sep 12, 2003
That's nothing!
I had to recite every musical that john Partridge has ever been in whilst pushing all of the trains in the london underground and pretending that David Blaine is interesting.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Sep 12, 2003
I had to guard David Blaine from thrown sausages whilst giving interviews on his behalf... just like the GMTV one with Blaine.
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Existential Elevator Posted Sep 14, 2003
I had to pay someone to produce a show about you guarding David Blaine from thrown sausages whilst giving interviews on his behalf!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Sep 14, 2003
I was held down and made to watch it!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 14, 2003
HA! I had to do the stunts like getting a sausage inserted in through the eye to the back of my brain and then I had to perform plastic surgery and lobotomi on myself with a hammer as painkiller
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AlexoOo Posted Sep 15, 2003
That plagurist Blaine got his idea about being on top of a big column from me. I'm the admiral Lord Nelson, and I've been up here years! Someone get a ladder! It might take a while to climb down with me one arm, and having only existed on a diet of pigeon guano for the last few decades.
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Existential Elevator Posted Sep 16, 2003
How do you think I feel<?> I'm the column you're standing on!
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Existential Elevator Posted Sep 16, 2003
Well, I'm Victoria train station! I have thousands of tourists walk over me all day!
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[...] Posted Sep 16, 2003
My soil had to be spread and destroyed for that railway!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Sep 17, 2003
Pah? Just VICTORIA?
I'm the central line!
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AlexoOo Posted Sep 17, 2003
I had to eat all the soil from all the tunnels under london, so that the whole network could exist. And there were no toilets north of the thames.
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AlexoOo Posted Jan 6, 2004
. . . . . . And then my evil dictator stepdad would slit my belly open, and use me as a gro-bag to grow his potatoes in.
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Laura Posted Jan 7, 2004
I'd forgotten about this thread
Well I'd have to remove all the nematode worms from the potatoes using a bamboo splint then tie them end to end to make exotic spagetti
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Researcher PSG Posted Jan 7, 2004
Luxury! I had to count all the nematode worms, individually mind, then attack satellite tracking equipment to them, having built and tested the circuitry myself. Then carry a satellite up a step ladder into a low geostationary orbit, before making microsecond by microsecond accounts of the nematode worms behaviour in the wild.
And rather than pay me the university sliced me open and called for the vampire tortoises.
And that was if I was lucky
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