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This week we feature two more masterpieces from Stealth Kam.


I been digging this grimassulous hole for so dreftingly long now.

Lets put away the drefttee spade and pace the thlusheous soil back to you

Come come come on! Being a Vogon is lonely

I'm stir crazy when I can't abduct you

I lose sleep just daydream about using my shiniest probes on you

smiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmile

The Scream

Serrasalmus, Pyoccentrus and Pygopristis in this bath

In the tub with me

Splish, splish and splish


Serrasalmus, Pyoccentrus and Pygopristis

I am taking bath

Creech! Creech! Creech!

Yikes oh me!

Yikes oh my!


My toes taken in the sluggish waters of this bath

Serrasalmus, Pyoccentrus and Pygopristis

Were in my bath.

smiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmile

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